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I am gonna drive into philly to meet some chick I knew years ago and we're gonna get breakfast and oh my god I'm gonna die I'm freakin out. This is the first date I've been on in years and I'm p sure I'll do ok but it's the whole "getting there without having an anxiety attack" part. When's the last time gbs went on a date and did it go well.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:15 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:10 |
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are you sure its a date op and you arent just catching up over breakfast with this person?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:17 |
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get drunk first, who cares if it's breakfast. if she has fun you know she likes to party and if not...well.....
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:17 |
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Breakfast isn't a date you buffoon.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:18 |
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ps I hope you're driving like 40+ minutes for this non-date lmao.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:18 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Breakfast isn't a date you buffoon.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:19 |
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I went on a date with zero expectations and got laid, went another one before that with expectations of getting furiously laid and got stood up. Godbless.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:19 |
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Ghost Head posted:are you sure its a date op and you arent just catching up over breakfast with this person? Yeah it's a date, we're also going to the philly art museum in a couple weeks.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:19 |
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Slam whale holy grail.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:19 |
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Ain't gonna get no handbeezy over breakfast, yo.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:20 |
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boil a concentrate of your semen and urine and spray it on you chicks go crazy horny for your pheromones
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:21 |
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Do women find guys that are prone to anxiety attacks sexy?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:22 |
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do this op
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:22 |
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vocaloid orgasm posted:do this op I think that looks like a solid plan of attack.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:25 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:I am gonna drive into philly to meet some chick I knew years ago and we're gonna get breakfast and oh my god I'm gonna die I'm freakin out. dude i told you to get high just don't get high on bath salts and eat her face
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:36 |
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i went on a date last night, i got a blowjob & had sex with her two times so i guess it wentr well i dunno about your situation OP, have you been tested for fail AIDS?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:47 |
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I'm married now so it's been a long time since I went on an actual date. All those expectations and hopes are memories dried into dust and blown away. I don't think I could do that again. I do miss the "Am I supposed to sex now?" moments, like one time a girl invited me up to her apartment after a first date to show me her tarantula (like an honest to god spider, not her hooha) and I was like, "Is this a 'coffee, tea, or me' moment?" except with a spider. I hope this story helps you, OP.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:53 |
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Big Beef City posted:I'm married now so it's been a long time since I went on an actual date. dude did you gently caress a spider
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:54 |
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bruh the forum for writing fiction short stories is down there
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:03 |
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where are you getting breakfast? i live in philly and i will show up and we can do a bit where i am rude to your girl or something and you can act all tough and get some pussay
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:04 |
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i had a date last night it went alright, good luck OP I hope it goes well
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:05 |
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i will run up on you guys with a ski mask on and shout GIMME THE MONEY BITCH and then you yell at me or something and ill just run away
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:05 |
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No, and I didn't gently caress that girl, either even though she was very attractive. I just honestly didn't know what I was supposed to do. I kinda wished I had though because she was smokin' and we'd just had some bomb rear end sushi and that really would have capped the night off well.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:05 |
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facebook jihad posted:i had a date last night it went alright, good luck OP I hope it goes well no sex
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:05 |
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Taking a page out of King of Internet's play boom, I see.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:06 |
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What's his name?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:07 |
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this guy is nervous for his date and people are making 'yeah like anybody would go on a date with you homo' style comments
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:08 |
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idk man are u sure she didnt get all fat or something since the last time u seen her just sayin. also where u goin for breakfast?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:08 |
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Wet it up, OP
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:09 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Breakfast isn't a date you buffoon. breakfast can be a date if you already know the girl, which the op does
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:11 |
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Internetjack posted:Do women find guys that are prone to anxiety attacks sexy? Probably not, but I'm not what you'd call "prone"
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:16 |
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look good for your date
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:19 |
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don't forget your printer
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:22 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Probably not, but I'm not what you'd call "prone" You going to ihop or the Waffle House? Or maybe Denny's?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:23 |
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redshirt posted:You going to ihop or the Waffle House? Or maybe Denny's? Take her to the waffle house at like 2am but get drunk with her first its fool proof
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:27 |
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redshirt posted:You going to ihop or the Waffle House? Or maybe Denny's? go to 7-11 at the right time and you can get the recently expired sandwiches they're throwing out for free. they're still good to eat and everything. do that shiskabob and show her how thrifty you are
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:27 |
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Cucking Mama posted:look good for your date no! don't! i have very little time to explain, but UuUuurARrrrrhghhg
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:28 |
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they dont have waffle house in the northeast thats a disgusting southern thing
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:29 |
Order something with lots of hollandaise and eat it seductively.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:29 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:UuUuurARrrrrhghhg that's the noise you make when you cum, isn't it shameful things itt
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