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You are JEFF. It is a summer afternoon. You have just woken up. You are sitting on the COUCH when you are struck by the memory of every lost love, every wasted opportunity, every fading memory of each intangible moment. You are stricken by ennui. You are holding a WARM BEER. There is a LAPTOP next to you. What do you do?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:46 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:36 |
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scream look out window
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:47 |
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> plug laptop into wall > place hand on keyboard > begin pouring beer over hand and keyboard > pray for death
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:47 |
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>go back to bed
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:48 |
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place socks on hands and talk out the bad feelings
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:50 |
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>redtube
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:51 |
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>Check browser history
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:52 |
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>fart >smell fart
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:52 |
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THE loving MOON posted:>Check browser history
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:52 |
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kill you're family
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:52 |
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This is too realistic for me
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:52 |
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go to circus because thats the place clowns like you belong
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:52 |
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remove clothing check the mailbox
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:53 |
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Drink the beer.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:53 |
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break the beer bottle and jam the shards into your jugular
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:57 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:kill you're family
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:07 |
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>pull out Avatar themed fleshlight
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:11 |
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gently caress the COUCH
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:15 |
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Dubsy posted:>redtube
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:16 |
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SCROTEBUSTIN posted:scream The images outside taunt you. Happy children, playing without a care. A dog catches a frisbee. "loving normals!" you shout at your window. No one noticed. That's it. unlimited shrimp posted:> plug laptop into wall You plug the LAPTOP into a socket unknown and place your hand upon it. The WARM BEER in your other hand calls out to you. "Do it, you loving pussy. I dare you." *bloop* Nothing happens. You must've drank more than you thought, and you aren't even disappointed. You expected this. THE loving MOON posted:>Check browser history With another failed suicide attempt under your belt, you decide check your browser history.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:18 |
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OP, if you needed help, all you had to do was ask.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:21 |
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type 'bendyman' into search bar
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:21 |
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Make e/n thread.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:22 |
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Scratch rear end then Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Make e/n thread.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:23 |
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>get MAD. Get ANGRY
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:23 |
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>fart >smell fart
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:28 |
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post in E/N e: oh no, beaten by several minutes
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:31 |
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Skeleton King posted:type 'bendyman' into search bar Your search results only seem to bring up childrens toys, which you have grown out of. You decide to go to the only place that can help you. Demon of the East posted:Scratch rear end Ahh, that's better. Now, back to the internet. Mom with a blog fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Jul 27, 2014 |
# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:33 |
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self-diagnose with aspergers or similar using an online test so you can justify all the anti-social choices you've made in life
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:36 |
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see what's in the fridge to eat go pee outside and glare at the kids and get arrested for public indecency
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:38 |
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poo poo on the floor then roll in the poo poo then break a bottle and eat the shards
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:38 |
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post an intro thread in fyad
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:38 |
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Man, this "JEFF QUEST" hits a little to close to home. I'm gonna go crack a beer and jack off and try to forget about this....
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:40 |
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threaten the president and make the secret service visit lowtax again then send lowtax a crazy email when he bans you
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:41 |
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invade Poland.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:43 |
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nisroc posted:invade Poland. Putin Quest comes out next month.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:49 |
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Respond to all response in the e/n thread with confusion and indignation. Then cry and jack off on your front lawn.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:50 |
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take a big frothy beer poop
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:51 |
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Cesar Cedeno posted:Putin Quest comes out next month. gently caress me for wanting the character to feel better, right?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:51 |
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3652031&pagenumber=1#lastpost 5
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