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I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet. Life is so unfulfilled without my foreskin. In the same way a Christian might have a daily moment of silence to reflect upon the teachings of Jesus Christ, I take time every day to mourn the loss of a body part responsible for a significant portion of what defines who I am. I've attempted suicide several times, but just like I can't have competent sex due to my emasculated mutilated half-penis, I fail at being masculine enough to carry it through to completion. Foreskin restoration is just a lie to tell yourself that you're going to be as good as the uncut man next to you. It's depressing to note that all of my relationships have ended with my significant other cheating on me as a direct result of my lack of Foreskin. The lack of confidence by missing this essential piece of my human puzzle extends its ugly influence into every facet of my life, even professionally. I was given the chance to do an amazing presentation for work, but ten minutes before the meeting I had to go pee. I was confident until I saw the thick, uncut gila monster attached to my co-worker Bill in the bathroom. The realization that a pencil-pusher like that is having mind-blowing orgasms I can only ever be told that I won't have filled me with such hatred and self-loathing that I stuttered and stumbled through my speech, my mind constantly fixated on my incomplete package and what a perfect metaphor it is for the rest of my sorry, pitiful existence. Every time I see a cut dick in porn, I laugh aloud. "What a joke," I think. How can any woman enjoy an incomplete penis? That's like eating only Pizza crust without any toppings, sauce or cheese and insisting it tastes the same - at least, I imagine that's how it is. I've never had a complete penis past just after my birth, so I will sadly, never ever know the joys of complete, full orgasms, satisfying my partner with my complete penis, or having my masculinity unaffected by the quality of my member.
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CHOPP OFF YO COCK
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Jul 20, 2014 22:17
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I'm a fan, OP. Subscribed. edit: how do you subscribe?
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Jul 20, 2014 22:19
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Im laughing at your weird tiny dick op.
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Jul 21, 2014 02:52
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i dont like anything thats happening here
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Jul 21, 2014 03:04
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You're a real piece of work op
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Jul 21, 2014 03:11
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A misanthrope posted:i dont like anything thats happening here
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Jul 21, 2014 03:13
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how do all you dweebs write so much about foreskin. do you have buyer's remorse with your dick? just roll with whatever you got and stop arguing.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:23
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BKPR posted:how do all you dweebs write so much about foreskin. do you have buyer's remorse with your dick? just roll with whatever you got and stop arguing. they cant roll it the foreskin back and forth it feels great
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Jul 21, 2014 03:39
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I wish I could cheer you up, but I'm way too busy enjoying my awesome foreskin. Thank God my parents loved me! Try not to land on my car when you jump, stumpy.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:42
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grood flour
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Jul 21, 2014 03:45
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Circumcision isn't the reason your penis is inadequate.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:45
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Just put a finger up your butt dude , for real
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Jul 21, 2014 03:48
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BUTT CONSPIRACY posted:Just put a finger up your butt dude , for real This unironically
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Jul 21, 2014 03:57
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet. Life is so unfulfilled without my foreskin. In the same way a Christian might have a daily moment of silence to reflect upon the teachings of Jesus Christ, I take time every day to mourn the loss of a body part responsible for a significant portion of what defines who I am. I'm sleep till 5 p.m. again, and still get praise. find a tree in a glen and rest,
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Jul 21, 2014 09:35
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 keep on huffing your farts
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Jul 21, 2014 09:42
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p.s. metzitzah b'peh
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Jul 21, 2014 09:43
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http://www.reddit.com/r/naturalpenis
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Jul 21, 2014 09:48
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I have an inkling you can opt out 'natural' for basically anything and still get a successful bustling sub reddit
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Jul 21, 2014 11:20
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At this point you might as well go all the way and transition to a woman, at least no one will make fun of your mauled penis again.
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Jul 21, 2014 12:23
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Op have you even tried sucking an uncut dick theyre not that great get over urself
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Jul 21, 2014 12:32
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you know people used to have legitimate worries about things getting cut off you have it easy op
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Jul 21, 2014 12:35
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my foreskin hangs down off the head like a jacket hood. i pin it up at the lady's request.
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Jul 21, 2014 19:01
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Waltzing Along posted:CHOPP OFF YO COCK
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Jul 21, 2014 19:15
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My dick, built like a castle Your dick flap in the wind like a tassel
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kill you are self OP
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