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I know that a lot of people like to post "im gay" and laugh with their straight friends about it, but it got me thinking, what if you really were gay? How would you tell your parents?
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Jul 20, 2014 22:25
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i would come into the dining room, ready for family dinner, but instead of eating the food on the table, i might say "im not hungry for this food, im hungry for something else, im hungry for other dudes, sexually"
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Jul 20, 2014 22:27
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*playing video games in my room with the door closed* moooooooom, daaaaaaaaad, im gaaaaaaaaaayyyy, i want to kiss booooyyyysss
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Jul 20, 2014 22:29
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I would sit in the lounge jacking off to gay porn awaiting their arrival home from work
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Jul 20, 2014 22:29
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i crept up to my parents bedroom while they were sleeping and whispered in their ears "im gay mom and dad, i like anime futa pictures too" needless to say the next morning they looked at me a liiiittle differently haha
i am he fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Jul 20, 2014
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Jul 20, 2014 22:34
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Social distortion
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if i come out now to my parent can i continue to post "im gay" unironically?
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Jul 20, 2014 22:56
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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id post it on an internet forum
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Jul 20, 2014 23:02
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order a pizza and ask the pizza place to arrange the pepporoni's into a crude message lettin gyour parents know your sexuality
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Jul 20, 2014 23:03
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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paint "im gay" on huge letters on ther house
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Jul 20, 2014 23:04
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id kill myself and leave a note saying that i was gay and felt i had to kill myself because i couldn't come out to them and that they don't understand who i am
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Jul 20, 2014 23:06
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i would come into the dining room, ready for family dinner, but instead of eating the food on the table, i might say "im not hungry for this food, im hungry for something else, im hungry for other dudes, sexually"
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Jul 20, 2014 23:07
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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have gay sex and instagram it
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Jul 20, 2014 23:08
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when they ask you to mow the lawn (ugh, chores) don't do it, put it off until the grass gets really long, and then mow a short explanation concerning what you find attractive into the backyard
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Jul 20, 2014 23:08
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by zen death robot
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yo whats up i suck dicks woooord
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Jul 20, 2014 23:13
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ask for help with your algebra homework, the answer you got for the problem is (8 - D) + (8 - D) = good, but the text book says thats wrong your dad says, look deeply into his eyes and say "no dad, i know, in my heart, that its right"
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Jul 20, 2014 23:19
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facebook post
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Jul 20, 2014 23:46
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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get a loudspeaker and shout in the streets
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Jul 20, 2014 23:51
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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srlsy tho, u should never come out
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Jul 20, 2014 23:55
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hire one of those planes that has the messages behind it and get it to fly over your small town with the message: "insert message here" and then crash it into your parents house because you got cold feet and don't want to tell them
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Jul 20, 2014 23:57
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Hi there.
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aint no need to come out when i already have
You can repeat it several times. It could be not everyone knows it yet. Just tell all the people how ridiculously gay you are.
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Jul 21, 2014 00:14
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Hi there.
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Maybe some people have forgotten it already so you should repeat it for them too.
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Jul 21, 2014 00:15
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ask your mom how babies are made, when she gets all flustered and nervous just go "haha, just kidding, i dont think i'll ever need to know the answer to that" and wink at her
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Jul 21, 2014 02:22
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probably get a custom made pizza that says "im gay" in pepperoni and give it to them on christmas
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Jul 21, 2014 04:44
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probably get a custom made pizza that says "im gay" in pepperoni and give it to them on christmas
order a pizza and ask the pizza place to arrange the pepporoni's into a crude message lettin gyour parents know your sexuality
come on double goku !!
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Jul 21, 2014 04:45
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i think i subconsciously stole your idea
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Jul 21, 2014 04:46
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i think i subconsciously stole your idea
i scrolled the thread and saw the word pizza and the rest is history
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Jul 21, 2014 04:47
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get one of those robot voice manipulators they use on people who want to conceal their identitu on the investigative news programs and call your home voicemail and leave a message stating the type of humans their child would like to do sexual things with
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Jul 21, 2014 04:49
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https://paste.xinu.at/AScU/
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Jul 21, 2014 04:54
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https://paste.xinu.at/wN5UKB/
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Jul 21, 2014 04:55
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call your parents into the living room...as you're having passionate sweaty sex with another man on the couch
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Jul 21, 2014 05:02
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Send a text message telling them you love cock. Then wait for them to respond without mentioning it at all.
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Jul 21, 2014 05:06
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Look at your dad and say to him, "Dad, I love dicks in my rear end."
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- drilldo squirt
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Then look at your mom and call her a dumb fish and do that thing that gay people do where they flick their hand and walk away.
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