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Pedantra

by Lowtax
hey lil buddy, c'mere pal :)

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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
no. he just finally fell asleep and i have work in the morning i ain't got time to deal with this poo poo.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Hello.

Pedantra

by Lowtax

idiot bitch gently caress you!

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Angry Fish posted:

no. he just finally fell asleep and i have work in the morning i ain't got time to deal with this poo poo.

I don't sleep idiot.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

idiot bitch gently caress you!

No thanks, pedantra.

i am he

Pedantra posted:

idiot bitch gently caress you!

holy poo poo

Pedantra

by Lowtax
im going to bludgeon you to death with a chair drilldo squirt, and then put a knife in your guts and cut them up

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

im going to bludgeon you to death with a chair drilldo squirt, and then put a knife in your guts and cut them up

I think I can take you, honestly.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Let's fight irl pedantra, please come to LA.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
LA is trying to renew their river so that they can take their raw sewage to the sea.

cuntman.net

Pedantra posted:

im going to bludgeon you to death with a chair drilldo squirt, and then put a knife in your guts and cut them up

:stare:

bog pixie

I'll judge the fight. My criteria are "% grappling form influenced by sexuality" "number of pirouettes" and "big punchin"

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Angry Fish posted:

LA is trying to renew their river so that they can take their raw sewage to the sea.

Hey bitch, we don't need a river for that. We have barges.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

drilldo squirt posted:

Hey bitch, we don't need a river for that. We have barges.

Doesn't stop your gubbermant from trying to restart the river.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Ectral posted:

I'll judge the fight. My criteria are "% grappling form influenced by sexuality" "number of pirouettes" and "big punchin"

I'm like 60% big punchin, and 50% grappling.

i am he

give him the hamm slamma !!

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Angry Fish posted:

Doesn't stop your gubbermant from trying to restart the river.
I wish them luck.

Pedantra

by Lowtax

drilldo squirt posted:

Let's fight irl pedantra, please come to LA.

lmao if you think anyone would ever come to see you for any reason at all "irl"

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

lmao if you think anyone would ever come to see you for any reason at all "irl"

I thought you wanted to shank me or something? Kinda hard to do that without hanging out for a bit.

Pedantra

by Lowtax
itt: drilldo squirt's most desperate social gambit yet

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

itt: drilldo squirt's most desperate social gambit yet

Your loss bro.

Pedantra

by Lowtax
Nope

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

You lost out on an experience of a lifetime, pedantra.

Pedantra

by Lowtax

WindmillSlayer

Hey pedantra if you're ever in NJ we should totes go shopping

i am he

I wanna go shopping too

Pedantra

by Lowtax
hell yes :3

Pedantra

by Lowtax

i am he

i wanna be lacey chabert, the hot one

Pedantra

by Lowtax
not pictured: drilldo squirt (not invited)

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

I would have sex with all 3 of them.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Pedantra posted:

not pictured: drilldo squirt (not invited)

Don't think I'm going to miss much, honestly.

Pedantra

by Lowtax

WindmillSlayer

Pedantra posted:

hell yes :3

Booyah.


i am he posted:

I wanna go shopping too

ok but you have to carry our stuff

i am he

the one on the right (amanda seyfried) kinda looks like a fish girl

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

That dude looks like he's having a good time drinking some oj while web chatting.

pogi

this thread is now about shopping

SIDS Vicious


i am he posted:

the one on the right (amanda seyfried) kinda looks like a fish girl

i think she is a cute as heck fish girl and i would keep her in my pool

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Pedantra

by Lowtax

drilldo squirt posted:

That dude looks like he's having a good time drinking some oj while web chatting.

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