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My friend and I went to an 80's theme club to scout out chicks and pick them up. Somewhere along the way we ended up talking to a 37 years old man ( ten years older than us) who started talking shits about getting chicks, going on about waiting for them to be lubricated by excess alcohols that it would be easy to hunt and capture them for a fun night out. THEN the misgyony-"I'm a nice guy" rant came and he wasn't even drunk. Apparently American women are bitches whores that'll destroy your soul and decapitate you. He seemed well off, clean shaved with a suit, no sloppy goony appearance other than mild chubby body. Ten drinks later, the fucktard didn't do poo poo the whole night through except talk poo poo about chasing women. I was dancing with three of my lady friends that I know well, all of whom who are not single when Goon-Nice guy kept interupting me six to eight times asking the same question over and over again, asking me if the ladies I was dancing with, are single. This dude is ten years older than my wingman and I, yet he was clingy and needy to us. HOLY poo poo! How big of a gently caress up you have to be to depend on younger people for women? As the night worn on, his desperate attempts to find at least a single girl lingered on. In an act of horror and embarrassment, the dude grinded his crotch onto an unsuspecting desi girl in an effort to introduce himself. The desi girls moved away in a laughing matter. This is what happens when you are a "nice" guy. You are essentailly socially retarded than a severe austistic person. Hell there was another balding awkward as gently caress guy with bad fashion and terrible dance manuvers getting more chicks than this dude. Confidences and social etiqutte is everything. Thank you.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:52
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only pos retards unironically go to clubs
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Jul 21, 2014 04:52
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Does it help to write about yourself in the third person?
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Jul 21, 2014 04:52
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im gay
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Jul 21, 2014 04:54
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So you're saying that people don't want to be around weird creeps who exude desperation?
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Jul 21, 2014 04:54
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i would expect this creepy older gent to be from reddit, actually?
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Jul 21, 2014 04:54
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Desi girl? 
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Jul 21, 2014 04:56
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Kimmalah posted:Desi girl? East indian
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Jul 21, 2014 04:56
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its me
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Jul 21, 2014 04:56
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i made curry for my dad this afternoon and burned my thumb and cut my finger. this is a more pressing issue than the op imo
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Jul 21, 2014 04:57
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your welcome!
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Jul 21, 2014 04:58
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THS posted:i made curry for my dad this afternoon and burned my thumb and cut my finger. this is a more pressing issue than the op imo Sorry to hear that, bro. Feel better.
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a hole-y ghost posted:its me Defend yourself.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:59
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THS posted:i made curry for my dad this afternoon and burned my thumb and cut my finger. this is a more pressing issue than the op imo You're the desi girl and "curry" is your cover for lighting the goon on fire
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Jul 21, 2014 05:00
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Hingehead posted:Hell there was another balding awkward as gently caress guy with bad fashion and terrible dance manuvers getting more chicks than this dude. Confidences and social etiqutte is everything. Badly dressed bald crap dancers are popular now amongst the 24 - 30 yr range
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Jul 21, 2014 05:00
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I like how you kept track of how many drinks the loser had.
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Jul 21, 2014 05:01
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THS posted:i made curry for my dad this afternoon and burned my thumb and cut my finger. this is a more pressing issue than the op imo and I don't mean you, out of the closet, because we already know
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a hole-y ghost posted:and I don't mean you, out of the closet, because we already know Indians live in cupboards, not closets
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Jul 21, 2014 05:03
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Juanito posted:I like how you kept track of how many drinks the loser had. He told me...
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Jul 21, 2014 05:04
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it was good, my dad has diabetes and im trying to get him off of eating poo poo every day. he ate a lot of the curry but at least it wasnt a pizza or mcdonalds or some poo poo
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Waltzing Along posted:Does it help to write about yourself in the third person? quoting myself cuz i pwned the OP really hard and no one is giving me props! 
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Jul 21, 2014 05:04
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are you eurotrash OP?
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EugeneJ posted:Indians live in cupboards, not closets That was a good movie. I want a sequel. Also my childhood was sad because the indian figure that came with the VHS never came to life when I put him in a cupboard.
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Waltzing Along posted:quoting myself cuz i pwned the OP really hard and no one is giving me props! I did actually lol irl but I was ironing my suit for next time I go to that 80s night 
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Jul 21, 2014 05:06
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are you tuck everlasting op
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Fandyien posted:only pos retards unironically go to clubs what is this what is going to the club "ironically"
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For all the big talk about Manly Alphas and Lowly Betas, MRAs are some loving pussies. It's an ideology for nerds who get stomped all over by their girlfriends, and can only justify it by claiming 51% of the population to be filthy whores. If MRA/PUA bullshit changes anyone's life, it's to make them find women with low self-esteem and to treat them like subhuman garbage. The MRA movement is teaching men who get walked all over in relationships that being an "alpha" is to become abusive, controlling lovely men to naive and inexperienced women who don't know their value. It's also an ideology for people who can't get girlfriends, and feel like sex is a human right that women are conspiratorially withholding. This guy LITERALLY pushed his balls against a bunch of girls and expected their reptillian hindbrain to make them want to bang him 
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Jul 21, 2014 05:30
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I wasn't at a club last night. 
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Jul 21, 2014 05:33
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I have a feeling the MRA movement is going to grow.
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Hingehead posted:That was a good movie. I want a sequel. Also my childhood was sad because the indian figure that came with the VHS never came to life when I put him in a cupboard. Really? Yours must have been defective, mine totally came to life.
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Angela Christine posted:Really? Yours must have been defective, mine totally came to life. mine did too. but i forgot about him. So now I have a tiny skeleton in my closet.
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Jul 21, 2014 05:41
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lol what is that liquid?
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A misanthrope posted:lol what is that liquid? fish water.
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Filippo Corridoni posted:For all the big talk about Manly Alphas and Lowly Betas, MRAs are some loving pussies. It's an ideology for nerds who get stomped all over by their girlfriends, and can only justify it by claiming 51% of the population to be filthy whores. If MRA/PUA bullshit changes anyone's life, it's to make them find women with low self-esteem and to treat them like subhuman garbage. The MRA movement is teaching men who get walked all over in relationships that being an "alpha" is to become abusive, controlling lovely men to naive and inexperienced women who don't know their value. It's not that black & white. MRA have alot of problems, but they have some good points too. Why do we pretend like women are these saints that only care about personality, when the truth of the matter is that they are ten times more shallow, petty, and discrimantory than men are? Why do we pretend that "street harassment' isn't usually a case of a women not being attracted to the man in question, than any real feeling of violation.
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American Terrorist posted:It's not that black & white. MRA have alot of problems, but they have some good points too. Why do we pretend like women are these saints that only care about personality, when the truth of the matter is that they are ten times more shallow, petty, and discrimantory than men are? Why do we pretend that "street harassment' isn't usually a case of a women not being attracted to the man in question, than any real feeling of violation. 
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A misanthrope posted:lol what is that liquid? boiled piss semen
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You went to the bar "looking for chicks" and had a "wingman" lmao.
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