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CVR replaced with one hour of Vladimir Putin making fart noises with his hands and mouth.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:03 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:39 |
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deep in the bowels of the hague, the un has gathered top men into a room eagerly awaiting the printouts from the black boxes. the teletype spits out a sheet of paper, on it a single sentece: it was the jews!
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:05 |
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:29 |
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if anything were to be modified it's likely the voice recorder which I believe captures radio as well, so if the rebels didn't try to warn them off several times or the plane ID'd itself as a civil aircraft and then the rebels fired anyway telemetry wouldn't be that important to modify because crash reconstruction is gonna show that a missile disabled the plane, causing it to crash
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:49 |
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:15 |
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What is that from? Edit: Oohhhh, duh. Godholio fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jul 22, 2014 |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:20 |
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Godholio posted:What is that from? Take a leap.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:21 |
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If I was retarded I'd definitely wear that Bullwinkle shirt. On topic, I thought the first reports were that the Russians snagged the black box and sent it off to Moscow, or was that some bullshit early reporting?
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:22 |
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ded posted:Take a leap. Ziggy always made me chuckle.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:23 |
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DR. SAM BECKETT NEVER RETURNED HOME
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:44 |
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Mike-o posted:
Either it went over the border for some adjustments and then back, but people here are saying tampering isn't that useful. Or some separatist commander figured that's where they should send it and the Russians yelled at him to stop implicating them further. E: looks like the remains have been loaded on trains and is getting shipped to the Netherlands. or is is just Netherlands now? I don't want to offend anyone by erroneously calling their country "the" again Courthouse fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Jul 22, 2014 |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:02 |
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Like a dog coming into the kitchen with the bloody tampon it caught in the trash.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 11:14 |
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Courthouse posted:Either it went over the border for some adjustments and then back, but people here are saying tampering isn't that useful. Or some separatist commander figured that's where they should send it and the Russians yelled at him to stop implicating them further. I still laugh when people in D&D get pissy over poo poo like that. Its way more entertaining to me than it really should be.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:10 |
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I have no idea why. It's just a refrigerated car of bodies going from The Ukraine to The Netherlands.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 12:55 |
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Courthouse posted:Either it went over the border for some adjustments and then back, but people here are saying tampering isn't that useful. Or some separatist commander figured that's where they should send it and the Russians yelled at him to stop implicating them further.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:26 |
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Jesus. You can see the bottom framing of the windscreen and captains window at the top of the fragment. The thing went off in their faces.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 13:56 |
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Quick update: The brits are making GBS threads over the french for still selling a warship to russia, the dutch super-sad about dead folks, the germans are hiding in a closet, pretending they don't exist and the ukrainian parliament had a legit fist fight erupt over some dude ninja-making GBS threads over Ukraine's policies mid-speech.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:05 |
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Asehujiko posted:No, "The" is fine. If you want to enrage my countrymen, call them "Holland" instead. I kept calling it Holland because we were watching the games on Univision and that's what the browns call it, I guess.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:13 |
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MrYenko posted:Jesus. God drat. Well I guess the pilots were the lucky ones who didn't have to live through that final plunge.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:18 |
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Larry Parrish posted:I kept calling it Holland because we were watching the games on Univision and that's what the browns call it, I guess. I believe the proper term is "Hole-land". The dug a hole next to Germany then put up dikes to keep the water out and that's what the low countries are. And the low non-country as well ("Belgium").
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:24 |
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Otto Skorzeny posted:And the low non-country as well ("Belgium"). That's an archaic name. I think you mean The Maginot Bypass or Expressway to Paris (Aryan Germans Only).
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:30 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Quick update: And in the US, U.S. Vice President Biden says Putin has no soul. http://news.msn.com/world/us-vice-president-biden-says-putin-has-no-soul-new-yorker The only people getting anything done are the Russkies.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:49 |
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chemosh6969 posted:And in the US, U.S. Vice President Biden says Putin has no soul. You know what. I like this Putin guy: quote:"I said, 'Mr. Prime Minister, I'm looking into your eyes, and I don't think you have a soul,'" Biden told the magazine. "He looked back at me, and he smiled, and he said, 'We understand one another.'" And speaking of Russkies getting things done. The propaganda machine is turning out this kinda stuff.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:00 |
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To be fair though, some of those quotes are from tabloids over there. If we still had Weekly World News, I'm sure other countries would be quoting that stuff too when events happen over here.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:45 |
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Joe Biden posted:"We no longer think in Cold War terms, for several reasons," the vice president told the magazine. "One, no one is our equal. No one is close. Other than being crazy enough to press a button, there is nothing that Putin can do militarily to fundamentally alter American interests." Kinda surprised Joe knows and says this. It's way too logical a thought process for anyone involved int he current administration
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:48 |
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Diamond Joe 2016
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:58 |
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That's the goddamn most reassuring words on national security I've ever heard out of this administration. Think Joe's gonna run for pres?
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:24 |
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President Diamond Joe would be p. much the best thing This is still the best Diamond Joe story from the onion: http://www.theonion.com/articles/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-dri,2718/
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:35 |
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D&D isn't often funny, but when they are..AAPsel posted:Italian news has an interview up with commander of the first rebels on the scene. He was told a military transport plane had been shot down and was sent to deal with those who may have jumped out by parachute. Instead he found a 5 year old girl who had just made a mud angel.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:38 |
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:President Diamond Joe would be p. much the best thing This one is my personal favorite, mostly because I know guys like that. And Diamond Joe would do better as a sitcom President then a actual President.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:00 |
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Obama Africanus posted:That's the goddamn most reassuring words on national security I've ever heard out of this administration. The way he man-handled Palin in the 08 election debate and shutdown Paul Ryan in an almost existential way in the 12, it wouldn't surprise me if he somehow ended up the next Bill Clinton in that he's a capable enough leader that knows how to play a character to make people feel more at ease with him than they probably should be
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:04 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:The way he man-handled Palin in the 08 election debate and shutdown Paul Ryan in an almost existential way in the 12, it wouldn't surprise me if he somehow ended up the next Bill Clinton in that he's a capable enough leader that knows how to play a character to make people feel more at ease with him than they probably should be That debate was magical. "Oh, so now you're Jack Kennedy?" Also love that 'this fuckin' guy' .gif, but I have no idea where to find it.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:10 |
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Also, back on the Russian Front
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:11 |
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Obama Africanus posted:That's the goddamn most reassuring words on national security I've ever heard out of this administration. He's a lock for the nomination if Hillary stumbles. So it's possible, but unlikely, that we'll end up with a Biden nomination.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:28 |
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:President Diamond Joe would be p. much the best thing I die every time reading this one. http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-workers-overhear-biden-repeating-phrase-bange,30266/
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:51 |
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Also love that 'this fuckin' guy' .gif, but I have no idea where to find it. ?
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:06 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:The way he man-handled Palin in the 08 election debate and shutdown Paul Ryan in an almost existential way in the 12, it wouldn't surprise me if he somehow ended up the next Bill Clinton in that he's a capable enough leader that knows how to play a character to make people feel more at ease with him than they probably should be Shortly after he took office he was having meeting with Karzai and brought up corruption, Karzai of course gets all pissy and asks him to name someone who's corrupt. Joe's all "Well you loving brother for starters", that goes around for a little while until Joe has enough and walks out on him.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:14 |
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How long have we been backing Karzai? Even without the threat of the Taliban it would still be a poo poo country.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:20 |
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quote:Shortly after he took office he was having meeting with Karzai and brought up corruption, Karzai of course gets all pissy and asks him to name someone who's corrupt. Joe's all "Well you loving brother for starters", that goes around for a little while until Joe has enough and walks out on him. quote:Karzai assured Biden and the other senators that there was no corruption at all and that, in any case, it was not his fault. I really want to believe that he said something along the lines of your quote rather than this piece from the NYT. In other news: http://www.yumasun.com/news/former-marine-facing-child-molestation-charges/article_80a9d25c-1132-11e4-ba09-001a4bcf6878.html?mode=jqm quote:A former Yuma Marine who was later a civilian parachute instructor at Yuma Proving Ground has been charged with three felony offenses for allegedly sexually abusing a 12-year-old female. Guess he'll be policing up those mustaches somewhere else now. Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jul 22, 2014 |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:23 |
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Mods pls change reks username to Mud Angel. Because piloting a KC-135 is p. much as high as mud angels fly.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:28 |