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When they pull that things feeding tube, I wonder if it's gonna be the miracle of mirth over spite in motion that it was on earth and chase DrCuntmuffins' meemaw around in her scooter up in heaven. You think jesus just gives like real functioning legs and arms and poo poo to these little oversights? Or do you figure even God's got St. Pete checking to see if they've got a credit card and two forms of id when they miracle their way to the pearly gates? I like to think the angels would be pragmatic and give them a seperate, and hey for as far as those things care, equal area to just continue to show that while the will to live is indominable, most reasons for existence aren't, even though autimcdownstism sure is funny when he continues to exist despite him being the literal proof that we're all subject to a cruel and unusual god. But seriously, google sensory disorder kickball, it's better than cuck porn.
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I'm genuinely confused here owing mainly to the fact that I don't have any kids.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 11:36 |
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psydude posted:I'm genuinely confused here owing mainly to the fact that I don't have any kids. I needed a name, yours came up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKKMkVgNPU She's so brave I wonder if she'll ever learn to live in this brutal harsh world, or if this crippling illness will take her to the cold grave.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 11:40 |
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Obama Africanus posted:I needed a name, yours came up. I wonder which parent thought it was a good idea to let a child with Sensory Processing Disorder play on a raised porch with no railing. I kept waiting for her Conor Clapton impersonation.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 12:52 |
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Obama Africanus posted:I needed a name, yours came up. All I see is a cliff baby.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 13:06 |
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Obama Africanus posted:I needed a name, yours came up. Right next to the brick staircase. Guess it's more believable than leaving her in a hot car.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 13:13 |
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Genocide Tendency posted:I wonder which parent thought it was a good idea to let a child with Sensory Processing Disorder play on a raised porch with no railing. I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 14:04 |
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What do kids flailing their arms have to do with current events? Two Sukhoi-25's supposedly just ate it over eastern Ukraine, so clearly there is still decent AA in the separatist arsenal. Not that you need anything super advanced to take down ground attack craft, but I figure this will put a damper on how well supported the final push on Donetsk will be. Courthouse fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jul 23, 2014 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 14:34 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop Son of a bitch
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 14:36 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 14:38 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 14:41 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 16:03 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 16:21 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop What's the difference between a pound of heroin and a toddler Eric Clapton didn't let a pound of heroin fall out of a 53rd floor window
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 16:26 |
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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson didn't let go.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 16:36 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop You just earned 10,000 frequent flier miles to hell.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 16:41 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop kiiiiiilllllllllll
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 16:58 |
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Booblord wins GiP for the day.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 17:02 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop American Pie had it beat by years
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 17:06 |
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Bolow posted:What's the difference between a pound of heroin and a toddler I'll be the first to admit that I didn't follow the lyrics when the song came out but I don't seem to remember anything about that part in the song.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 17:32 |
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Obama Africanus posted:You never seen his kid play kickball. That's the most offensive thing I've read in a long time. You're supposed to capitalize Our Lord's Name, you heathen.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:19 |
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Apparently some Russian dipshit is posting geotagged pictures about firing into Ukraine. Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jul 23, 2014 |
# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:26 |
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Social media really adds a whole new weird dimension to international conflict.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:59 |
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Less Eric Clapton talk, more current events talk.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 20:00 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Less Eric Clapton talk, more current events talk. Wish you were dropped from a balcony.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 20:07 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:Wish you were dropped from a balcony. Impossible. He wouldn't show up until 2 1/2 hours after everyone had left the room.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 20:41 |
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DoktorLoken posted:
From what I understand the Kremlin has been selling this conflict on the idea that Ukrainians have been pillaging villages and eating ba babies. The Russian militants think they are protecting themselves. I'm not surprised that the young generations have been posting pictures
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:38 |
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That also means they have forward observers in Ukraine, unless they're straight up terror bombing which I doubt.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:08 |
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I've just basically assumed for a while now that you can't take a poo poo in an East Ukrainian forest these days without the turd landing in a GRU Spetsnaz OP.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:13 |
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mambo italiano posted:From what I understand the Kremlin has been selling this conflict on the idea that Ukrainians have been pillaging villages and eating ba babies. The Russian militants think they are protecting themselves. I'm not surprised that the young generations have been posting pictures So this is what the German invasion of Poland would have looked like if Feldwebel Müller had Facebook?
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:14 |
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Apparently the US Army War College will hand out a Master's degree without Googling a single sentence in your thesis. Sen. Walsh's APFT score must have been, like, at least 280.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:02 |
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Generation Internet posted:So this is what the German invasion of Poland would have looked like if Feldwebel Müller had Facebook? #luftwaffe
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:05 |
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Best Friends posted:That also means they have forward observers in Ukraine, unless they're straight up terror bombing which I doubt.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:32 |
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Welp, Maliki is toast.quote:Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki is losing political support for his bid for a third term from core backers, including the country's Shiite religious establishment and ally Iran, say Iraqi officials. The shift, officials said, is prompting members of the premier's own alliance to reconsider their support and dimming the prospect of his stay in power. Also quote:Influential Sunni factions now supporting the militant group, which calls itself Islamic State, say they would turn against the insurgency if Mr. Maliki steps aside and Sunnis are reintegrated into Iraq's political order. would be nice, but poor odds of it happening. Note no mention of who a possible successor would be, how they'd be better, or any reforms to keep them from just flying off into Maliki 2.0
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:09 |
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Generation Internet posted:So this is what the German invasion of Poland would have looked like if Feldwebel Müller had Facebook? Selfies at Auschwitz, but for real.
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:23 |
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Snowdens Secret posted:Welp, Maliki is toast. http://iswiraq.blogspot.com/2014/07/warning-intelligence-update-baghdad.html
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:46 |
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The world sure is going to poo poo this year, glad I was born in America. Wonder how crazy 2015 is going to be?
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Mustang posted:The world sure is going to poo poo this year, glad I was born in America. well rick perry or kyle petty or whoever is the governor of texas mobilized the txng to the border apparently so we're not out of this bucket of syrup yet although it probably wasn't for any real reason
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