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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
When they pull that things feeding tube, I wonder if it's gonna be the miracle of mirth over spite in motion that it was on earth and chase DrCuntmuffins' meemaw around in her scooter up in heaven.

You think jesus just gives like real functioning legs and arms and poo poo to these little oversights? Or do you figure even God's got St. Pete checking to see if they've got a credit card and two forms of id when they miracle their way to the pearly gates? I like to think the angels would be pragmatic and give them a seperate, and hey for as far as those things care, equal area to just continue to show that while the will to live is indominable, most reasons for existence aren't, even though autimcdownstism sure is funny when he continues to exist despite him being the literal proof that we're all subject to a cruel and unusual god.

But seriously, google sensory disorder kickball, it's better than cuck porn.

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Heartache is powerful, but democracy is *subtle*.
I'm genuinely confused here owing mainly to the fact that I don't have any kids.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

psydude posted:

I'm genuinely confused here owing mainly to the fact that I don't have any kids.

I needed a name, yours came up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKKMkVgNPU

She's so brave :3: :3:

I wonder if she'll ever learn to live in this brutal harsh world, or if this crippling illness will take her to the cold grave.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Obama Africanus posted:

I needed a name, yours came up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKKMkVgNPU

She's so brave :3: :3:

I wonder if she'll ever learn to live in this brutal harsh world, or if this crippling illness will take her to the cold grave.

I wonder which parent thought it was a good idea to let a child with Sensory Processing Disorder play on a raised porch with no railing.

I kept waiting for her Conor Clapton impersonation.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Obama Africanus posted:

I needed a name, yours came up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKKMkVgNPU

She's so brave :3: :3:

I wonder if she'll ever learn to live in this brutal harsh world, or if this crippling illness will take her to the cold grave.

All I see is a cliff baby.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Obama Africanus posted:

I needed a name, yours came up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKKMkVgNPU

She's so brave :3: :3:

I wonder if she'll ever learn to live in this brutal harsh world, or if this crippling illness will take her to the cold grave.

Right next to the brick staircase. :saddowns: Guess it's more believable than leaving her in a hot car.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Genocide Tendency posted:

I wonder which parent thought it was a good idea to let a child with Sensory Processing Disorder play on a raised porch with no railing.

I kept waiting for her Conor Clapton impersonation.

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013
What do kids flailing their arms have to do with current events?



Two Sukhoi-25's supposedly just ate it over eastern Ukraine, so clearly there is still decent AA in the separatist arsenal. Not that you need anything super advanced to take down ground attack craft, but I figure this will put a damper on how well supported the final push on Donetsk will be.

Courthouse fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jul 23, 2014

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

:vince:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

Son of a bitch

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

:rimshot:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop
*Submitting to Laffy Taffy

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

:lol:

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

What's the difference between a pound of heroin and a toddler

Eric Clapton didn't let a pound of heroin fall out of a 53rd floor window

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and Michael Jackson?

Michael Jackson didn't let go.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

You just earned 10,000 frequent flier miles to hell.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

:stonk:

:lol:

:stonk:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

kiiiiiilllllllllll

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Booblord wins GiP for the day.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I forgot who said it first, but Clapton's -Tears in Heaven- was the very first dubstep song, since it was entirely centered around a sick rear end drop

American Pie had it beat by years

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Bolow posted:

What's the difference between a pound of heroin and a toddler

Eric Clapton didn't let a pound of heroin fall out of a 53rd floor window

I'll be the first to admit that I didn't follow the lyrics when the song came out but I don't seem to remember anything about that part in the song.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Obama Africanus posted:

You never seen his kid play kickball.

It's all flailing and arms and some kinda sensory integration disorder they don't have a name for but lol when turbo's juiced up and hulking for a tism tantrum-- it's loving funnier than watching a Dachshund gently caress a bean bag for 12 minutes straight without breaking eye contact with you and seeming to slow zoom the entire loving time. It's lol as gently caress, his kid's a goddamn genetic abomination unto the lord and he's the reason that god never struck down Wade V. Boggs so women like Psydude's broodmare could get these little developmentally malintegrated uterine linings with faces scraped out in the bathroom by a "provisionally" licensed foreign medical doctor at a 7-11, Rhodes, Qt, some WaWa's, and out west for some reason their version of Hardee's.

That kid of his is a goddamn hoot.

That's the most offensive thing I've read in a long time. You're supposed to capitalize Our Lord's Name, you heathen.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002





:lol: Apparently some Russian dipshit is posting geotagged pictures about firing into Ukraine. :lol:

Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jul 23, 2014

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Social media really adds a whole new weird dimension to international conflict.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Less Eric Clapton talk, more current events talk.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Less Eric Clapton talk, more current events talk.

Wish you were dropped from a balcony.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Wish you were dropped from a balcony.

Impossible. He wouldn't show up until 2 1/2 hours after everyone had left the room.

mambo italiano
Apr 4, 2009

DoktorLoken posted:



:lol: Apparently some Russian dipshit is posting geotagged pictures about firing into Ukraine. :lol:

From what I understand the Kremlin has been selling this conflict on the idea that Ukrainians have been pillaging villages and eating ba babies. The Russian militants think they are protecting themselves. I'm not surprised that the young generations have been posting pictures

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

That also means they have forward observers in Ukraine, unless they're straight up terror bombing which I doubt.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

I've just basically assumed for a while now that you can't take a poo poo in an East Ukrainian forest these days without the turd landing in a GRU Spetsnaz OP.

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

mambo italiano posted:

From what I understand the Kremlin has been selling this conflict on the idea that Ukrainians have been pillaging villages and eating ba babies. The Russian militants think they are protecting themselves. I'm not surprised that the young generations have been posting pictures

So this is what the German invasion of Poland would have looked like if Feldwebel Müller had Facebook?

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Apparently the US Army War College will hand out a Master's degree without Googling a single sentence in your thesis.

Sen. Walsh's APFT score must have been, like, at least 280.

mambo italiano
Apr 4, 2009

Generation Internet posted:

So this is what the German invasion of Poland would have looked like if Feldwebel Müller had Facebook?

#luftwaffe

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Best Friends posted:

That also means they have forward observers in Ukraine, unless they're straight up terror bombing which I doubt.
These are Moskals we're talking about.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Welp, Maliki is toast.

quote:

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki is losing political support for his bid for a third term from core backers, including the country's Shiite religious establishment and ally Iran, say Iraqi officials. The shift, officials said, is prompting members of the premier's own alliance to reconsider their support and dimming the prospect of his stay in power.

In recent days, high-level delegations of Iranian military officials and diplomats held a flurry of meetings in Baghdad and the Shiite religious capital Najaf, where they were told that Mr. Maliki, a Shiite, has lost the confidence of all but his most loyal inner circle, Iraqi officials with knowledge of the meetings said. One Iraqi official briefed on the meetings said Iranian representatives signaled during their visit that Tehran has "really started to lean away from Maliki as a candidate."

Also critically, Mr. Maliki's bid to stay in office has, say prominent Shiite politicians, run into opposition from Iraq's top Shiite spiritual authority, Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani, who has become central to the grinding talks between political blocs to form a government Ayatollah Sistani took the unusual step of sending a letter directly to Mr. Maliki's office last week that made clear the cleric's opposition to a third term, a message also made clear to the visiting Iranian officials, said three Iraqi politicians involved in the talks. Mr. Sistani's letter was a sign that he believes the prime minister has become divisive even within his own Shiite support base and is unable to lead the country out of the latest crisis, several Shiite politicians said.

Also

quote:

Influential Sunni factions now supporting the militant group, which calls itself Islamic State, say they would turn against the insurgency if Mr. Maliki steps aside and Sunnis are reintegrated into Iraq's political order.

would be nice, but poor odds of it happening. Note no mention of who a possible successor would be, how they'd be better, or any reforms to keep them from just flying off into Maliki 2.0

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Generation Internet posted:

So this is what the German invasion of Poland would have looked like if Feldwebel Müller had Facebook?

Selfies at Auschwitz, but for real.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Snowdens Secret posted:

Welp, Maliki is toast.


Also


would be nice, but poor odds of it happening. Note no mention of who a possible successor would be, how they'd be better, or any reforms to keep them from just flying off into Maliki 2.0

http://iswiraq.blogspot.com/2014/07/warning-intelligence-update-baghdad.html :stonklol:

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
The world sure is going to poo poo this year, glad I was born in America. Wonder how crazy 2015 is going to be?

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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Mustang posted:

The world sure is going to poo poo this year, glad I was born in America.

well rick perry or kyle petty or whoever is the governor of texas mobilized the txng to the border apparently so we're not out of this bucket of syrup yet


although it probably wasn't for any real reason

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