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birdlaw
Dec 25, 2006

beato posted:

I don't get it, we still have seagulls now...

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Agrikk posted:

Inconceivable! I just watched this movie for the first time in maybe a decade two nights ago. It holds up well and Andre the Giant owns. RIP.

Yeah, it really does. I would call The Princess Bride a classic, and put it up there with any comedy-adventure of my lifetime. Mandy Patinkin is so slender in that movie. He is also not left-handed.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Oh great, another MRA post.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Did she kill your brother?

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Seems like a good time to post this old chestnut

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.


:ssj:

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.
I guess you should share it at least 10 times, then. :suicide:

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Agrikk posted:

Inconceivable! I just watched this movie for the first time in maybe a decade two nights ago. It holds up well and Andre the Giant owns. RIP.

It's a well-known fact that Andre the Giant was Jesus.

Drilled Sausage
Oct 24, 2012

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Small Frozen Thing posted:

It's a well-known fact that Andre the Giant was Jesus.

He is here for your soul.

Falcon2001
Oct 10, 2004

Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
Pillbug

Small Frozen Thing posted:

It's a well-known fact that Andre the Giant was Jesus.

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

crazy drunk jesus. This is required reading every time he comes up.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

No squares or line pieces, not tetris.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Devor posted:

No squares or line pieces, not tetris.

The no lines part is accurate.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Why must these infernal tots tease

Tater Tot 13
Nov 14, 2003

Making the best of a goon situation.
Misquote :(

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Tater Tot 13
Nov 14, 2003

Making the best of a goon situation.

Devor posted:

No squares or line pieces, not tetris.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYPgRV85c5g

Oh Adaira
May 7, 2008

Casual Tabby

razorrozar posted:

The no lines part is accurate.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

idgi

CaptBushido
Mar 24, 2004


"the Jews did this" gif from futbol player Ronaldo is funny because it genuinely does look like that's what he's actually saying from a rudimentary lip-reading sense. This one isn't even close, though, therefore the lameness of the joke-imitation is painful

EDIT: Since I brought it up, I guess...

CaptBushido has a new favorite as of 08:33 on Jul 24, 2014

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


It's rare to find a pre-packaged child. Good find.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

LoonShia posted:

It's rare to find a pre-packaged child. Good find.

Quick, it's still in its original packaging! Return it before you break the seal for a full refund!

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

CaptBushido posted:

"the Jews did this" gif from futbol player Ronaldo is funny because it genuinely does look like that's what he's actually saying from a rudimentary lip-reading sense. This one isn't even close, though, therefore the lameness of the joke-imitation is painful

EDIT: Since I brought it up, I guess...







Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.




Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

I could be wrong but didn't the police actually get contacted over this one?

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Tracula posted:

I could be wrong but didn't the police actually get contacted over this one?

Yeah, reddit doxed the guy who posted it pretty hard and sent the info to the FBI. I don't know if anything came of it, though.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Leofish posted:

Yeah, reddit doxed the guy who posted it pretty hard and sent the info to the FBI. I don't know if anything came of it, though.

His user name was Naratto but Google doesn't turn up any articles beyond the initial report of the post - ABC News link.

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

cyberia posted:

His user name was Naratto but Google doesn't turn up any articles beyond the initial report of the post - ABC News link.

"Reddit users typically admit to innocuous mistakes or misdeeds, adding text to the bear picture to create a meme called Confession Bear." :cmon:

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Haruharuharuko posted:

These now exist the dumb poo poo we make now is starting to leak into the real world good job people.




edit: In all honesty I think my wife would look cute in these. :shrug:

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


stdh.txt

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Chard
Aug 24, 2010





:thejoke:



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Someone once posted a tonne of those 55 gallon lube drum reviews and they were all incredible.

Now I'm trying to remember the actual reasons why they make them in that size. I know porn was one of the reasons, but there was another one as well that you never would have thought of.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

Gorilla Salad posted:

Someone once posted a tonne of those 55 gallon lube drum reviews and they were all incredible.

Now I'm trying to remember the actual reasons why they make them in that size. I know porn was one of the reasons, but there was another one as well that you never would have thought of.

Lubricating electrical anal stimulators to collect horse semen, for one.

Wait, no that's for bulls. Stallions mount a giant fleshlight.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
My favorite set of reviews are still the one for that one ring. Need to track them down.

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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gorilla Salad posted:

Someone once posted a tonne of those 55 gallon lube drum reviews and they were all incredible.

Now I'm trying to remember the actual reasons why they make them in that size. I know porn was one of the reasons, but there was another one as well that you never would have thought of.

:nws: http://37.media.tumblr.com/c72481642eb390821802c5a9d1661e7d/tumblr_mpy6wtJhGJ1suxudho1_500.png :nws:

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