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JawKnee posted:I bet Wang retires first No that distinction will go to McFlurry. Then SJ will win the Cup the year he retires. It is the Pleads way.
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Swept by Vancouver. Harsh. At least I won the Selke. Also I scored 35 goals, 2 of which were ppg. COME ON CALGARY. e. drat, I was cruising in the postseason.
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@foo_bar6 @chap_butt29 and I did it! Well, he won the Conn Smythe, I may have helped. @foo_bar6 STANLEY CUP AGAIN! Last time this happened I didn't sober up until training camp. @foo_bar6 I wonder what kind of contract I'm going to sign in that state... Aurora posted:gently caress you, Vancouver @foo_bar6 Hey @steidl53 - Kiss the rings. Rings. Plural.
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What the loving gently caress Columbus. I'm putting in some great stats for being an old fart and that's what I get in return???
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2031 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Cam Fowler Gabriel Landeskog Ryan Nugent-Hopkins Jake Gardiner Jaden Schwartz Tyson Barrie Sven Baerschi That Guyclint Jesper Fast Ryan Murray Halu Satonaka Tomas Hertl Zemgus Girgensons Ryan Murphy Cody Ceci Landon Ferarro Valeri Nichushkin Jonas Brodin Devante Smith-Pelly Mattias Janmark Oscar Klefbom David Musil Garret Meurs Griffin Reinhart Tom Wilson Filip Forsberg Ty Ronning Fat Cow Louis-Phillip Guindon Laurent Brossoit Transaction News BOS -- re-signed B. Skill to a $22.9mil/2yr contract BUF -- re-signed Hockles to a $24.8mil/2yr contract CGY -- re-signed G. Stahl to a $22.4mil/2yr contract CGY -- re-signed F. Vando to a $24.2mil/2yr contract CAR -- re-signed S. Athanatos to a $44mil/4yr contract CHI -- re-signed O. Hat to a $44.9mil/4yr contract COL -- re-signed S. McStabson to a $23.4mil/2yr contract COL -- re-signed I. Chiggers to a $23.9mil/2yr contract COL -- re-signed He Hate Me to a $23.9mil/2yr contract CBJ -- re-signed B. Urlacher to a $40.3mil/4yr contract DAL -- re-signed A. Guibeau to a $24.4mil/2yr contract FLA -- re-signed A. Kilza to a $25.4mil/2yr contract MTL -- re-signed R. Fantastic to a $23mil/2yr contract NJD -- re-signed J. O'Rourke to a $24.1mil/2yr contract PHX -- re-signed E. Rutkowski to a $22mil/2yr contract PHX -- re-signed M. White to a $23.2mil/2yr contract PIT -- re-signed H. Wang to a $8.8mil/1yr contract PIT -- re-signed B. Borkason to a $23.2mil/2yr contract SJS -- re-signed T. McFlurry to a $22.2mil/2yr contract TOR -- re-signed B. Buckaroo to a $23.2mil/2yr contract VAN -- re-signed F. Bar to a $23.5mil/2yr contract WSH -- re-signed A. Jones to a $22.4mil/2yr contract WSH -- re-signed R. Dangler to a $23.9mil/2yr contract NYR gets: Ewic Windros (94 OVR), Sylvain Laliberte (G, 67 OVR) CBJ gets: Travis Konecny (C, 83 OVR), Travis Dunn (D, 80 OVR), 2031 1st Round Draft Pick WPG gets: Simon Laperrier (67 OVR), 2031 1st Round Draft Pick, 2031 2nd Round Draft Pick, 3rd Round Draft Pick NYR gets: Les Lazaruk (84 OVR) 2031-32 Opening Night Info BOS -- B. Skill (94 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain BUF -- Hockles (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (92 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain BUF -- Potatoes (91 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing CGY -- A. Luzhin (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- CGY -- F. Vando (95 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain CGY -- G. Stahl (93 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Captain CAR -- S. Athanatos (90 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CHI -- O. Hat (93 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain COL -- S. McStabson (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- I. Chiggers (94 OVR) -- 2nd Line Right Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- He Hate Me (94 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain COL -- D. Paynuss (94 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CBJ -- B. Urlacher (89 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain DAL -- A. Guibeau (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain DAL -- A. Steidl (94 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain EDM -- Spamtron (97 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain FLA -- A. Kilza (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain LAK -- A. Banks (95 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain LAK -- R. Hextall Jr (84 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender MIN -- H. Roboy (94 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain MIN -- P.P. Poutine (93 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain MTL -- R. Fantastic (91 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain NSH -- D. Bergkamp (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender NJD -- C. Conway (95 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain NJD -- J. O'Rourke (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain NJD -- T. Vittunen (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing NYR -- E. Windros (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain NYR -- L. Lazaruk (90 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain PHX -- E. Rutkowski (93 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain PHX -- M. White (93 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing -- Captain PHX -- C. Ripken Jr (94 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender PIT -- H. Wang (87 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain PIT -- B. Borkason (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain PIT -- B. McLargeHuge (87 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender SJS -- T. McFlurry (93 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain STL -- S. Smashnikov (96 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain TBL -- Q. Pepperdick (95 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender TOR -- B. Buckaroo (95 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain TOR -- sba (92 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain TOR -- M. van der Veen (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender VAN -- F. Bar (93 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain VAN -- C. Buttworth (91 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center WSH -- A. 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Somewhere in New Jersey, a so-called professional writer sloppily complains to an internet chat room that Sather2.0 needs to be fired for bringing on yet another useless punchman.
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@SneezyPeens 2secs ago Do not go easy into that dark night, my sake bringing friend. Thanks for the Cup. #Halu4HOF
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@Vittuman10 RT @steidl53 gently caress you, Vancouver @Vittuman10 BREAKING: @foo_bar6 arrested for DUI (diving under the influence)
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All-Star Break 2032 Update All-Stars West -- Stabby McStabson (Starting Left Wing) West -- He Hate Me (Starting Right Wing) West -- Moses White (2nd Line Left Wing) West -- Hocket Roboy (2nd Line Center) West -- Foo Bar (3rd Line Center) West -- Oldman Hat (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Aurora Steidl (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Dek Paynuss (Starting Goaltender) East -- Andrew Kilza (Starting Center) East -- Buggy Skill (Starting Right Wing) East -- Ewic Windros (2nd Line Left Wing) East -- Hockles (2nd Line Center) East -- Badabing Buckaroo (2nd Line Right Wing) East -- Ricky Fantastic (3rd Line Left Wing) East -- Charlie Conway (3rd Line Center) East -- Bjorn Lundgren (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Soup Athanatos (Backup Goaltender) Notable Stats Roboy leads the league in Points; Buckaroo & McStabson are 3rd; Conway is 6th; White is 7th; He Hate Me is 8th White is 2nd in Goals; He Hate Me is 3rd; Kilza is 4th; Buckaroo, Fantastic, & Guiebeau are 5th Roboy is 2nd in Assists; McStabson is 3rd; O'Rourke, Stahl, & Steidl are 4th; bar is 7th Steidl leads the league in Points by a D-Man; Hat is 3rd McStabson & White are 4th in +/-; Potatoes is 2nd in PIM; McStabson is 3rd; Borkiwicz is 4th; O'Rourke is 5th Smashnikov is 2nd in Hits; Potatoes is 5th; Rutkowski is 6th McLargeHuge is 2nd in GAA; Palin is 3rd; Athanatos is 5th; Paynuss is 7th Palin is 2nd in SV%; Athanatos is 3rd; McLargeHuge is 4th; Paynuss & Ripken Jr are 5th Paynuss leads the league in Wins; Athanatos & Pepperdick are 2nd Transaction News None Injury Report PIT -- B. Borkason is out with a Separated Shoulder. Expected return is 2/28/32 Comments Windros makes another ASG and is bringing the Rangers out of the cellar  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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@HockeymansORourke RT @Vittuman10 @steidl53 gently caress you, Vancouver
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Pleads posted:Somewhere in New Jersey, a so-called professional writer sloppily complains to an internet chat room that Sather2.0 needs to be fired for bringing on yet another useless punchman.
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I'm curious, can you find an ingame reason that Phoenix keep getting swept or lose in five in the first round by worse teams year after year? Cause it's pretty much routine for the last decade.
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Rutkowski posted:I'm curious, can you find an ingame reason that Phoenix keep getting swept or lose in five in the first round by worse teams year after year? Cause it's pretty much routine for the last decade. That's just the incredible in-game realism!
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a new dawn is upon us *throws off skin, reveals robot* @roboy17 fooled you all along edit: whos the starting centre for the west AST if the leading point getter isnt
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@halusato9 すべてのものがありがとうございますタンパベィ。 今、私は男の日本人ホーケチームを建て替えいます。 Thank you for everything Tampa Bay. Now, I rebuild the Japanese men's hockey team. e: Steamrolled by Jersey in my last year. Good god.
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Hockles posted:2031 Offseason News So Stickarts fucks off to Calgary, then a year later thatguyclint retires rather than stick it out for a few more seasons? AND on top of all that I re-sign in Florida? This sucks.
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Kilza posted:So Stickarts fucks off to Calgary, then a year later thatguyclint retires rather than stick it out for a few more seasons? AND on top of all that I re-sign in Florida? This sucks. hahaha abandoned! In the sunshine state. Calgary smells like cow.
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Verviticus posted:edit: whos the starting centre for the west AST if the leading point getter isnt Latypov, 96 OVR on STL. ASG rosters are simply ordered by OVR. Also, Roboy has already won the Lady Byng once before.
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2032 All-Star Gamepre:1 2 3 OT West 0 1 2 0 - 3 East 1 2 0 1 - 4 West East 3 Goals $ 32 Total Shots 25 15 Hits 16 22:13 Time On Attack 17:57 38 Faceoffs 41 11 PIM 13 0/4 Powerplays 0/3 1st Period 17:48 - (East) B. Skill (H. Lapierre, A. Kilza) 2nd Period 10:24 - (East) Hockles (E. Windros, B. Buckaroo) 11:48 - (East) I. Weaver (R. Fantastic, W. Nylander) 19:08 - (West) I. Barbashev (B. Siebenaler) 3rd Period 4:19 -- (West) H. Roboy (V. Zykov, M. White) 5:10 -- (West) C. Wheeler (H. Roboy, M. White) Overtime 2:24 -- (East) Hockles (B. Lundgren, I. Weaver) Penalty Summary 1st Period 2:55 -- (West) C. Wheeler -- Hooking (Minor) 3:33 -- (East) H. Lapierre -- Tripping (Minor) 11:07 - (West) S. McStabson -- Tripping (Minor) 13:37 - (East) B. Lundgren -- Slashing (Minor) 2nd Period 3:53 -- (East) I. Weaver -- Elbowing (Minor) 3rd Period 0:49 -- (East) E. Windros -- Fighting (Major) 0:49 -- (West) R. Maheux -- Fighting (Major) 7:26 -- (West) A. Lombardi -- Hooking (Minor) 9:35 -- (East) B. Lundgren -- Interference (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (East) Hockles (2 goals, +2) 2) (East) Isaac Weaver (1 goal, 1 assist, +3) 3) (West) Hocket Roboy (1 goal, 1 assist, +1)  
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Rotten Cookies posted:Paynuss has been in 4 ASG? I list all selections on the player's individual page, but only count if they play on the all-time page.
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