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Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Courthouse posted:

ISIS In Mosul has issued a decree saying all the women need to get a labia trimming. :stare:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-28466434#TWEET1192582

If it was a Labia trim it would be fine, no one want's piss-soaked beefy flaps when they are trying to goose the wife, but FGM is a little more than just cutting off the saggy bits of the girlfriends gash.

Infact thinking back I can vividly remember going to town on a Turkish ex and thinking that trying to eat her out was more like playing 'bobbing for apples' in a butchers dustbin. Vaginas can be so disgusting, sometimes its no wonder why people like Cole become such cocksmiths.

Bernard McFacknutah fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Jul 24, 2014

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Wrong thread!

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Sorry about railing your mom bro. You can let it go now. Your obsession can't be healthy.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

If it was a Labia trim it would be fine, no one want's piss-soaked beefy flaps when they are trying to goose the wife, but FGM is a little more than just cutting off the saggy bits of the girlfriends gash.

FGM is some Arts & Crafts poo poo. I read about one region where girls are mostly stitched shut as like a 'Discard if Seal is Broken' thing for when the husbands tear their 12 year old wives open come wedding night.

Also, removal of the clitoris is typical.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Accretionist posted:

FGM is some Arts & Crafts poo poo. I read about one region where girls are mostly stitched shut as like a 'Discard if Seal is Broken' thing for when the husbands tear their 12 year old wives open come wedding night.

Also, removal of the clitoris is typical.
Yeah there is one where the flaps are sewn together so only pee can come out, they cut it open upon marriage. Dancing Skeletons was on the reading list of a class I took once. I managed to bullshit out at least 2 pages about FGM by itself.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
It's a big problem in Europe as the practice is (understandably) illegal so affected families just send their tween daughters back to the homeland 'for cultural familiarity' and they come back clitless and stitched up like a sloppy cat's cradle. To make matters worse, your usual crowd on the far Euro left tries to handwave it away through multikulti moral equivalence, or try to claim it's anything like male circumcision (it's not.)

See: Ayaan Hirsi Ali, who was so hated for organizing against it that the Netherlands couldn't guarantee her safety and had to flee to the US

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

Wrong thread!

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Snowdens Secret posted:

It's a big problem in Europe as the practice is (understandably) illegal so affected families just send their tween daughters back to the homeland 'for cultural familiarity' and they come back clitless and stitched up like a sloppy cat's cradle. To make matters worse, your usual crowd on the far Euro left tries to handwave it away through multikulti moral equivalence, or try to claim it's anything like male circumcision (it's not.)

Say what you will about the American left, but we will support beating dudes to death with metal pipes in an abandoned garage as righteous punishment for that poo poo.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Snowdens Secret posted:

To make matters worse, your usual crowd on the far Euro left tries to handwave it away through multikulti moral equivalence, or try to claim it's anything like male circumcision (it's not.)


Anyone who tries to claim FGM is like circumcision should take a round of bird shot to the crotch.

They are nowhere near the same.

Having excess skin that can cause health problems like phimosis and general hygiene issues removed is not the same as having your crotch sewn shut after removing the clitoris. One is a widely accepted and legitimate health practice. The other is mangling genitalia for reasons.

Edit: As SS said, just adding on.

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

Actually the (northern) euro left is more the other way and are pretty much in favor of outlawing male circumcision as well, barring medical necessity.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Caconym posted:

Actually the (northern) euro left is more the other way and are pretty much in favor of outlawing male circumcision as well, barring medical necessity.

Well t gets cold up there so no surprise they'd want a jacket.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Caconym posted:

Actually the (northern) euro left is more the other way and are pretty much in favor of outlawing male circumcision as well, barring medical necessity.

Lot of nerve endings up there, I'm told.

:smith:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Well t gets cold up there so no surprise they'd want a jacket.
It's cold up here, still better then having a gross anteater dick.

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013

Caconym posted:

Actually the (northern) euro left is more the other way and are pretty much in favor of outlawing male circumcision as well, barring medical necessity.

Although it is something generally championed by not-so-covertly racist politicians, the general consensus is that it's some kind of sand people cultural practice on par with giving your newborn a nose job. The medical arguments generally only hold water presuming you live somewhere that has yet to invent showers and soap (which is why you see this coming from desert cultures I suppose?), so it's a debate over cultural freedom. Not that anyone actually gives a sufficient poo poo for there to be any real movement on it. Also you can just pull back the foreskin if you don't like the hoodie look, so people don't really get what all the noise is about.

For the FMG stuff there is legislation mulling that would make parents face jail time if their kids came back from the homeland sans dangly bits. And hilariously it is only moving forward because feminists and racist anti-immigrant politicians finally agree on something.



I don't know what level of cutting ISIS is going for, but as far as I understand there is everything from removing just the skin folds for cleanliness reasons to full on cut off everything including the clit and sowing it all up. What is the common practice in Syria/Iraq?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Casimir Radon posted:

It's cold up here, still better then having a gross anteater dick.

Well yeah, but euros don't know better

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
I'm told by a colleague that had to have an emergency circumcision in his mid-20's that wanking and loving is half the fun it used to be and it's uncommon enough over here that girls ask him what's wrong with his tallywhacker. Also Christopher Hitchen said circumcision was evil and that having your cock look like Alf on a cold day was good, and as I worship him as a deity I'll take it as gospel.

Bernard McFacknutah fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Jul 24, 2014

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
A briss is a little more savage than a clinical circumcision, but it's still in the ballpark of piercing your kid's ears, and it's nothing like FGM which is backwoods (backdesert?) medicine's best attempt at chopping off as much as possible that could give a woman pleasure from sex while (usually) still letting them bear children. Traditional Jewish circumcision doesn't remove the appeal of sex for the man at all; we depend on Jewish women for that.

Getting off topic, but the Euroleft idea of banning male circumcision is not exactly separable from the anti-Semitic tendencies in said slice (!) of the spectrum

Brenwolf
Oct 24, 2005

I quite enjoy Tom Peepery.
Apparently the FGM story is a fake and is just being endlessly repeated by the media.

http://thinkprogress.org/world/2014/07/24/3463683/no-isis-isnt-ordering-female-genital-mutilation-in-iraq/

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Snowdens Secret posted:

A briss is a little more savage than a clinical circumcision, but it's still in the ballpark of piercing your kid's ears, and it's nothing like FGM which is backwoods (backdesert?) medicine's best attempt at chopping off as much as possible that could give a woman pleasure from sex while (usually) still letting them bear children. Traditional Jewish circumcision doesn't remove the appeal of sex for the man at all; we depend on Jewish women for that.

Getting off topic, but the Euroleft idea of banning male circumcision is not exactly separable from the anti-Semitic tendencies in said slice (!) of the spectrum

Ear piercing minus a dude sucking on the ear after it's done. Slight difference.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

chemosh6969 posted:

Ear piercing minus a dude sucking on the ear after it's done. Slight difference.

Does a Rabbi suck the kid off after he has done away with the little guys balaclava?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Does a Rabbi suck the kid off after he has done away with the little guys balaclava?

Do you fire your rooty tooty point and shooty into the air after each arrest?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Does a Rabbi suck the kid off after he has done away with the little guys balaclava?

No. They're not Catholic, afterall

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013

Snowdens Secret posted:

the Euroleft idea of banning male circumcision is not exactly separable from the anti-Semitic tendencies in said slice (!) of the spectrum

The good news is that the hardline right wingers had a big vote somewhere and all agreed they hate hajjis more than jews, so there is growing support for Israel in many areas. We even had neo-nazi parliamentarians visiting the settlements and bonding with the locals over how much they all that the arabs. :sun:

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Does a Rabbi suck the kid off after he has done away with the little guys balaclava?

Maybe it's the ultra Orthodox guys I'm thinking of that suck some of the blood out.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Snowdens Secret posted:

It's a big problem in Europe as the practice is (understandably) illegal so affected families just send their tween daughters back to the homeland 'for cultural familiarity' and they come back clitless and stitched up like a sloppy cat's cradle. To make matters worse, your usual crowd on the far Euro left tries to handwave it away through multikulti moral equivalence, or try to claim it's anything like male circumcision (it's not.)

See: Ayaan Hirsi Ali, who was so hated for organizing against it that the Netherlands couldn't guarantee her safety and had to flee to the US

The kikes are spreading herpes via Rabbi's by sucking on freshly cut little Hebrew penises. And this isn't an exaggeration.

Abrahamic religion is loving stupid.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Snowdens Secret posted:

See: Ayaan Hirsi Ali, who was so hated for organizing against it that the Netherlands couldn't guarantee her safety and had to flee to the US

It doesn't help that she called for a 'peaceful' holy war with Islam (what kind of pansy rear end euro bullshit is that anyway). She's Geert Wilders' "favoorite zand neeger".

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I'm told by a colleague that had to have an emergency circumcision in his mid-20's that wanking and loving is half the fun it used to be and it's uncommon enough over here that girls ask him what's wrong with his tallywhacker. Also Christopher Hitchen said circumcision was evil and that having your cock look like Alf on a cold day was good, and as I worship him as a deity I'll take it as gospel.

Sorry bro. I think I'm in love with her though.

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

Sorry bro. I think I'm in love with her though.

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:lol:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Cole posted:

Sorry bro. I think I'm in love with her though.

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oink oink

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

I chuckled

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Shim please don't go to france

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/07/22/france-jewish-shops-riot_n_5608612.html

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

quote:

“They were shouting: ‘Death to Jews,’ and ‘Slit Jews’ throats’,” David, a Jewish sound engineer told The Times. “It took us back to 1938.”

lol yeah ok David, sound engineer

Anansi The Spider
Jan 30, 2014

loved basic so much I decided to stay
http://thinkprogress.org/world/2014/07/24/3463683/no-isis-isnt-ordering-female-genital-mutilation-in-iraq/

Heh

I can't wait until Gaza nukes JEWRUSELAME and rebuilds the temple of solomon

Anansi The Spider fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Jul 25, 2014

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

It's bad enough that the generally execrable Vox.com has even had to notice it: http://www.vox.com/2014/7/21/5923145/gaza-anti-semitism-europe

quote:

France has the third-largest Jewish population in the world, after the United States and Israel. It appears to have seen the worst anti-Semitic violence in recent days.

"Eight synagogues in France have been targeted in the past week," The New York Times reports. Over the July 19-20th weekend, "a radical fringe among pro-Palestinian protesters in the French capital clashed with police, targeting Jewish shops, lighting smoke bombs, and throwing stones and bottles at riot police," the Times reported.

"They are not screaming 'death to the Israelis' on the streets of Paris, " Roger Cuikerman, head of French Jewish political group CRIF, said. "They are screaming ‘death to the Jews.'"

According to The Independent, a peaceful protest in the northern Paris suburb Saracelles "degenerated" into anti-Semitic violence. "Several cars were burned," the Independent reported, and "three shops, including a Kosher grocery, were burned and pillaged. A railway station was severely damaged."

It's gotten so bad that French authorities outright banned protests in certain parts of Paris. Prime Minister Manuel Valls warned of a "new form of anti-Semitism" taking hold in the country.

Personally I think the car burning may be an unrelated coincidence, maybe even the railway smashing if it was Gare Du Nord for the umpteenth time

Of course the article blows it when an expert comes in to voxplain:

quote:

About 30 percent of the attacks in 2012, the last year data was recorded, took place in France. Unsurprisingly, places with higher Jewish populations tended to see higher levels of anti-Semitic violence. The United States, luckily, was immune to this trend — there's actually been a decline in anti-Semitic attacks since 1994, according to Anti-Defamation League data.

You'll also notice a huge spike in anti-Semitic incidents in 2009. According to Ohio State sociologist William Brustein, that, too, was related to Israeli-Palestinian violence. Israel invaded Gaza in January 2009, and anger at the war, particularly in Europe, prompted the upswing in violence. On Thursday, Israel launched its first invasion of Gaza since the 2009 conflict.

Luckily, Brustein believes there's not likely to be a sustained trend in anti-Semitic violence. "The underlying roots and motivators [of anti-Semitism] have been eliminated or declined," he said. Mainstream Christian doctrine is no longer anti-Semitic, fewer people believe anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, and Nazi-style racial hatred is no longer in power. It's a welcome reminder amidst troubling news.

Basically every bit of that last paragraph is laughable. Here's a hint, buddy, it ain't the frickin Christians.

Here's a rally in Miami:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt0Y4f_jU9U

Here's what that chant means:

quote:

Khaybar [refers] to the Muslim massacre of the Jews of the town of that name in northwestern Arabia in 628 CE. After the attack, some Muslims, including Muhammad, took surviving women as wives. The Muslim conquerors charged the Jews a 50 percent tax on their crops and in 637, after Muhammad’s death, the Caliph Omar expelled the remaining Jews from Khaybar.

In Islamic tradition, the chant “Khaybar Khaybar, ya yahud, Jaish Muhammad, sa yahud,” which means, “Jews, remember Khaybar, the army of Muhammad is returning,” is used as a battle cry when attacking Jews or Israelis.

Here's one in Berlin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW7wG2vCiXk

(If you can't parse the German, that's “Jew, Jew, cowardly swine, come out and fight on your own!”)

There are some useful idiots, though, as in Boston: http://www.timesofisrael.com/jewish-students-extracted-from-boston-anti-israel-die-in/#ixzz380ofH7Li

quote:

For the third time in eight days, Boston police were forced to intervene when a small group of student Israel supporters was swarmed by demonstrators screaming anti-Semitic epithets and initiating physical contact, said students involved in the incident.

The two-hour “die-in” on the Boston Common climaxed when protest leaders read the names of Palestinians killed in Gaza since the fighting started. Holding signs printed with each victim’s name and age, demonstrators fell to the concrete as each corresponding name was read.

On Friday, the day before the “die-in,” more than 1,000 Israel supporters gathered in the same spot of the Boston Common to support the Jewish state’s right to self-defense. Organized by the Israeli American Council, the Friday rally featured speeches from Jewish leaders and calls to defend Israel on social media.

Staged across from the gold-domed Massachusetts State House, Saturday’s “die-in” kicked off with an hour of anti-Israel speeches. Most speakers condemned the US government’s support of Israel and the Jewish state’s alleged “war crimes” against Palestinians.

Demonstrators’ signs and T-shirts pointed to participation from a slew of “peace action” committees, local unions, international socialist and women’s groups, and far-left activist group Jewish Voice for Peace. At various points during the gathering, activists called for boycotts of Israeli products and for the US government to “defund” Israel.

During the half-hour “die-in” segment of the rally, some of the sprawled out protesters were observed smoking cigarettes and using cellphones. Others took advantage of the lull to distribute fliers ranging from “The Socialist Alternative” to “Boston Remembers Hiroshima and Nagasaki.”

Also just to be salacious:

quote:

Soon after the “die-in” ended, Brett Loewenstern — a Berklee College of Music student and pro-Israel activist – entered the fray with his boyfriend, Israeli-born Avi Levi. According to Loewenstern, he and his boyfriend’s combining of an Israeli flag with a rainbow flag – the symbol for gay rights – set off a hailstorm of insults from demonstrators. Among other things, the shouts included “Jews back to Birkenau” and “Drop dead, you Zionazi whores,” said Loewenstern and other witnesses.

“We started to get pushed and shoved by the Israel haters, and the police came in to extract us from them,” said Loewenstern, a former contestant on American Idol who sings Israel’s national anthem at communal events. “The policewoman was very nice and said that we were allowed to make our point but we have to do it separately from the Israel haters,” Loewenstern told the Times of Israel.



Dude probably deserves to get slapped around a bit for that fauxhawk, but if N4I can stand the dark meat I bet Avi's right up his alley

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Come on N4I could do way better than Avi

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

maffew buildings posted:

Come on N4I could do way better than Avi

The beard needs to grow out, sure. OTOH he's probably got a dependable well-paying job in the telecom industry

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

lol yeah ok David, sound engineer
You'd all be DEAD if it wasn't for my David.:jewish:

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