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John Melaney is a pretty funny comedian but that commercial for that show was pretty bad.
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There's this match dot com ad where some guy whines about how this girl he liked dated someone else before he could do the "conversion". Is that godawful PUA poo poo or does it just sound like it?
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Jul 20, 2014 19:25
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CellBlock posted:And now there's an outtakes version or something where it's just the guy without all the CGI and background stuff standing there flubbing the lines. This, I want to see. My housemate and I refer to him as a poor-man's Scott Bakula.
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Jul 20, 2014 19:30
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ElwoodCuse posted:There's this match dot com ad where some guy whines about how this girl he liked dated someone else before he could do the "conversion". Is that godawful PUA poo poo or does it just sound like it? Perhaps he's a Scientologist.
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Jul 21, 2014 02:06
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Has anyone seen my hack saw? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8QoiWG4S9g I want to kill some kids with my hack saw.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:32
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ElwoodCuse posted:There's this match dot com ad where some guy whines about how this girl he liked dated someone else before he could do the "conversion". Is that godawful PUA poo poo or does it just sound like it? Hhahahaaha I saw this commercial and thought the same thing.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:34
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Capn Beeb posted:Has anyone seen my hack saw? I never thought I'd ever get to see hipster kids. That chubby kid looks like he should be playing the bass for death cab for cutie. Also that commercial sucks almost as much as the product.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:41
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http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7GlP/credit-karma-i-dont-know-my-credit-score Is this supposed to be funny or endearing in some way?
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Jul 23, 2014 01:27
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captainoblivious posted:http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7GlP/credit-karma-i-dont-know-my-credit-score Nope. And it does it so well.
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Jul 23, 2014 02:22
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captainoblivious posted:http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7GlP/credit-karma-i-dont-know-my-credit-score "So I remember my GPA from college, uh, and I know my IQ, uh, and I know, uh, and I know what blood type I have...uh huh," the woman in yellow felt more than confident about her place in the grand schema of life. But something crept to her mouth. A forgotten fear that yearned to be spoken aloud, if only so it could be quashed and destroyed. "I don't know my credit score." "You don't you know your credit score?" said her friend. "I don't know my credit score..." she defied the world to prove her unworthy. "That's really important, I mean...do you want to buy a house, like, ever?" The woman in yellow's jaw dropped in shock. She tried to formulate an answer but the words crumbled in her mouth. The only thing that came to mind was the wordless language of the reptilian brain gaping open in hysteria. Surprise, grief, anxiety, fear. The cold naked reality of it all soaked into her skin and gripped her by the ribcage. She looked off in the distance as though an answer to her silent questions would pop out from behind a bush. Horror washed over like a cold shower. Her eyes instinctively grew wide and her stomach seized up. The future was gone, or rather, the future was clear. She'd be homeless. Forever denied the honor and nobility that comes from home ownership; her cry for the American Dream would be cut off. Hell's jaws gaped open for her very soul. "You should probably check out Credit Karma," her friend continued. "It's free..." The trauma refused to let her have faith. Hope was dead. The future was a lie. Heaven was just another place she'd never visit. But slowly the sun dawned as it always does. "C-Credit...Karm-ma?" She wanted to cry out in joy but the core of her being was held firmly in place by awe and gratitude. A website where people could see their credit score...for free? There was a god, and truly he was a god of love.
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Jul 23, 2014 14:21
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ElwoodCuse posted:There's this match dot com ad where some guy whines about how this girl he liked dated someone else before he could do the "conversion". Is that godawful PUA poo poo or does it just sound like it? I know the one. He's just saying the girl he liked met a guy on match before he could make the conversion to online dating himself.
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Jul 23, 2014 20:32
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SpazmasterX posted:I know the one. He's just saying the girl he liked met a guy on match before he could make the conversion to online dating himself. Ah, that makes sense.
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Jul 23, 2014 21:43
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I know that the "Tips from a Former Smoker" commercials are supposed to be shocking and all, but I really don't need to see a guy shoving a toothbrush into his throat at 4:30 in the afternoon while I'm trying to eat spaghetti. I'm not even a smoker.
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Jul 25, 2014 04:49
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I'm not sure who Throat Hole Guy is supposed to be reaching, because I'm pretty sure everyone that's alive in America knows smoking gives you cancer. The problem is a lot of people just don't care.
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Jul 25, 2014 05:14
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milk and cereal cereal and milk milk and cereal CEREAL AND MILK  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DPL-Y3f-sQ
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Jul 25, 2014 17:03
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Timby posted:milk and cereal That's a shame. I've found the original version of that song amusing for years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDsj5UZ_1bA
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Jul 26, 2014 20:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11YpAoNoJJ0
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Jul 27, 2014 04:43
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I really want to know what information lies in the collector's guide.
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Jul 27, 2014 05:25
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TV coin commercials are always a special kind of sleazy. On top of getting people to pay like $25 and shipping for a coin with a milligram of gold in it, it seems like there's always a different way to try and legitimize themselves as some sort of official government outlet. Hey, want something legit? The US mint sells a one-ounce 24k coin for $1690, and they don't advertise on TV. Their market value is $1300, good luck, Fox News viewers!
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Jul 27, 2014 06:12
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Yeah but it's nowhere near as baller as a krugerrand 
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Jul 27, 2014 07:34
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"Angel coins" are a perfect scam: gullible daytime TV watchers who are also Christians. (I don't mean to say Christians are automatically gullible, just that the product is exploiting religion.)
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Jul 27, 2014 14:00
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http://youtu.be/DP9ek2Yuu5c Good lord, this TitleMax commercial.
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Jul 28, 2014 02:31
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Mahoning posted:http://youtu.be/DP9ek2Yuu5c I've seen this commercial and it was so horrendous I guess I just assumed it was local. Holy poo poo.
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Jul 28, 2014 02:42
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I wish the words "back to school event/sale" was a reference to that hillarious Rodney Dangerfield movie instead of the onslaught of lovely ads I've been seeing lately.
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Jul 29, 2014 02:51
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packetmantis posted:I've seen this commercial and it was so horrendous I guess I just assumed it was local. Holy poo poo. So did I. It usually plays during Cheaters. Shocking, I know.
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Jul 29, 2014 04:12
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There's a Kraft ranch dressing commercial that keeps playing on the WatchABC app that is basically saying kale is the new craze but it's gross and you should smother it in ranch dressing. gently caress you Kraft.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:30
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Mahoning posted:There's a Kraft ranch dressing commercial that keeps playing on the WatchABC app that is basically saying kale is the new craze but it's gross and you should smother it in ranch dressing. They should just make an ad with people putting it on pizza because that's all I ever see ranch being used for anyway.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:36
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Mokinokaro posted:"Angel coins" are a perfect scam: gullible daytime TV watchers who are also Christians. The real joke here is that most of the people that would buy into this poo poo would most likely pronounce "government" as GUB'MENT, thus their website url is completely accurate.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:53
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Promoted Pawn posted:They should just make an ad with people putting it on pizza because that's all I ever see ranch being used for anyway. I just gagged a little.
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Jul 29, 2014 06:07
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Chamberk posted:I just gagged a little. You and me both. They always try to get me to try it too, "oh it's better than you think". I can barely eat the cafeteria pizza at work as is, and that's after I dab it with a handful of napkins to absorb the grease pools sitting on top. Last thing I want is to throw sugar and even more fat on the thing. But people seem to like it so what the gently caress do I know.
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TontoCorazon posted:I never thought I'd ever get to see hipster kids. That chubby kid looks like he should be playing the bass for death cab for cutie. Also that commercial sucks almost as much as the product. This ad drives me loving nuts, I could pick it apart in a 20-minute documentary, redlettermedia-style. Ok maybe just a slightly less spergy numbered list: 1. Please god, please. No more little kids/babies behaving like jaded adults. They can't loving act, it's not funny any more, please please. 2. The kid's dialogue sounds like it was created in a marketing board meeting. Safe, scrubbed, inoffensive, stupid. Each kid has 3 things on their phone, each of the three things are a buzzword. The committee people are like, "little girls are into Pinterest right?" 3. Whenever they show a product shot of the interface, there's always a picture of the cover of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. A movie from 1986. They wanted to show all the great poo poo available on amazon prime and went with a 28 year old movie. Does this mean the marketing is aimed at people in their 40s?
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Chamberk posted:I just gagged a little. Promoted Pawn posted:You and me both. They always try to get me to try it too, "oh it's better than you think". I can barely eat the cafeteria pizza at work as is, and that's after I dab it with a handful of napkins to absorb the grease pools sitting on top. Last thing I want is to throw sugar and even more fat on the thing. It's good... if you have good pizza. Cheap pizza, as you say, is barely palatable as it is, and ranch isn't really going to help that. High-quality or homemade pizza is generally improved by ranch, depending on what toppings are on it. That's just my $.02, eat what you like and I'll eat what I like and more power to both of us.
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Jul 29, 2014 13:32
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Chamberk posted:I just gagged a little. When i was a super deathfat I used to drench pizza in ranch. It was really fat of me.
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Jul 29, 2014 13:38
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This Trivago commercial that's 60 second of this frog-faced fucker being bleeped and loving up his lines is the worst poo poo. Who did they think this would appeal to and why does it have to come on at least 3 times during Daily Show / Colbert every night?
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Jul 30, 2014 04:54
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Personally I like ranch dressing as a dip for veggies, but to each his own.
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Jul 30, 2014 05:20
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I know it's already been mentioned, but goddrat Apple, why do you keep discontinuing commercials I hate only to replace them with another commercial I hate?  This has happened twice now. I am so sick of having their stupid hipstery/musical/whatever songs stuck in my head all day. Because it's always a stupid hipstery/musical/whatever song that gets stuck in my head all day. When will it end?
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Jul 30, 2014 13:33
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So, Arby's has a new ad campaign. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgh-IGPhKt4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DegsT3MFyj0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xm2dxy2YNg There are 2 or 3 more, but I can't find them anywhere.
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Jul 30, 2014 13:43
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Parasol Prophet posted:I know it's already been mentioned, but goddrat Apple, why do you keep discontinuing commercials I hate only to replace them with another commercial I hate? If you're talking about the "living the life of dreams" and "gigantic" ads those aren't from Apple. Those are co-op spots made by Sprint and ATT respectively so Apple's only real involvement is making sure it doesn't make their brand look like total dogshit without cutting into their in house ad style too much.
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Jul 30, 2014 14:12
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Barudak posted:If you're talking about the "living the life of dreams" and "gigantic" ads those aren't from Apple. Those are co-op spots made by Sprint and ATT respectively so Apple's only real involvement is making sure it doesn't make their brand look like total dogshit without cutting into their in house ad style too much. I think that "Gigantic" was an actual Apple commercial, actually. And that goddamn, rear end-loving, twice-cursed piece of garbage Chicken Fat bullshit thing.
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PT6A posted:And that goddamn, rear end-loving, twice-cursed piece of garbage Chicken Fat bullshit thing. This is a glorious sentence.
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