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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
He means RVD's erotic fanfic. Rob's quite the author when he's been smoking.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Steamed chicken is the Lance Storm of proteins. The Alex Riley of proteins is like congealed fish blood or something. I dunno, he's bad.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

he probably just went to a Firehouse Subs or w/e

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Who would have thought that Alex Riley was such a constant miserable prick?

Me.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
The free soda one really makes me feel like he's not being serious

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

The free soda one really makes me feel like he's not being serious

The experience working of as a waiter makes me feel otherwise.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Aesop Poprock posted:

The free soda one really makes me feel like he's not being serious

If you're gonna be a heel, do it in a way that makes people hate you, not in a way that just makes people think "The dude who played Jannetty to MIZ is a bit of a stuck-up dick".

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/492711832436899840

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

I love John Cena, I also respect him.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
:-(

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Goodbye Kung Fu Naki

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I don't care if it was a typo, I now believe KENTA calls him Funky-san.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Gaz-L posted:

I don't care if it was a typo, I now believe KENTA calls him Funky-san.

Funky's on a (sushi) roll.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I love that even now Funaki wears a Smackdown hat

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
What's the... kanji? hashtag mean, by the way?

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

21 Hoot Salute posted:

I love that even now Funaki wears a Smackdown hat

looks like a Seahawks hat.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Gaz-L posted:

What's the... kanji? hashtag mean, by the way?

#ronery

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
But where did he go back to, Japan or Texas??

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Gaz-L posted:

What's the... kanji? hashtag mean, by the way?

There's a "1" there so I'm just going to believe it says "#1 Announcer."

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If you're gonna be a heel, do it in a way that makes people hate you, not in a way that just makes people think "The dude who played Jannetty to MIZ is a bit of a stuck-up dick".

I must have missed it, What did Morrison do?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

IcePhoenix posted:

I must have missed it, What did Morrison do?

No, no, no, Morrison was the shittily-pushed Michaels to Miz's somehow successful Janetty.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Riley played Sherri for Miz.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Endorph posted:

Riley played Sherri for Miz.
actually nvm that was cole

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

I Before E posted:

No, no, no, Morrison was the shittily-pushed Michaels to Miz's somehow successful Janetty.

Modern WWE in a nutshell.

lockhq
Feb 26, 2013

Mob posted:

#ronery

It translates word-for-word to "one person meal" (i.e. eating alone from now on), but I'll much rather believe that it means Smackdown's #1 Announcer

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Hey Riley, remember a Wrestlemania or two ago when you were taking a nap on some couch and no one knew who you were or cared about you?

Go back to the couch.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

NowonSA posted:

Hey Riley, remember a Wrestlemania or two ago when you were taking a nap on some couch and no one knew who you were or cared about you?
You say that like people know the dude who commentates Main Event by name.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012



#over

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

NowonSA posted:

Hey Riley, remember a Wrestlemania or two ago when you were taking a nap on some couch and no one knew who you were or cared about you?

Go back to the couch.

Wait A-Ri pissed off Quack now?

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

Endorph posted:

You say that like people know the dude who commentates Main Event by name.

Riley's on Main Event? I thought he just poo poo up NXT.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

I still like Riley because of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9gAM8DZbsk

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo


Yikes.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Was there a Guerrilla Warefare Match at Eleven?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

KungFu Grip posted:

Was there a Guerrilla Warefare Match at Eleven?

Tag titles against Ryan and Candice in the main.

New champs

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Skinty McEdger posted:

Tag titles against Ryan and Candice in the main.

New champs

Also spoiler... http://i.imgur.com/9iBcG23.jpg

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Who is that?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

fart blood posted:

Who is that?

A rib on Nigel McGuinness. It is Candice LaRae.

Elsewhere at AIW.

Poor Veda:
http://www.mobypicture.com/user/Edbattes/view/17129461
#JapaneseTable

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


Jeeeezus christ.

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Prefer to remember this Candice way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG50bhk4qsM&t=638s

rovert fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Jul 27, 2014

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