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Uncle Boogeyman posted:I'm not as extremely anti-Kevin Smith as most around here. I still think Chasing Amy is great and Clerks is at least good. Even Red State had one really good scene. You're talking about the Michael Parks monologue, right? Because that scene ruled and belonged in a much better movie.
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Slate Action posted:You're talking about the Michael Parks monologue, right? Because that scene ruled and belonged in a much better movie. Yup.
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Slate Action posted:You're talking about the Michael Parks monologue, right? Because that scene ruled and belonged in a much better movie. If I can say one good thing about Red State, it's that Parks sold the gently caress out of that monologue.
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I'm glad the Tusk trailer plays its hand already by having a scene be a direct ripoff from one in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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Slice Of Life: So my brother comes over because he wants to play some old games, and when I moved out I took the Big Box Of Really Old Computer Games. Turns out, he wants Freelancer. He finds it, takes it, leaves, and a little bit later sends me a screenshot of the opening. Now I wanna play some goddamned Freelancer, and he's got the CD. 
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MisterBibs posted:Slice Of Life: So my brother comes over because he wants to play some old games, and when I moved out I took the Big Box Of Really Old Computer Games. Turns out, he wants Freelancer. He finds it, takes it, leaves, and a little bit later sends me a screenshot of the opening. Owned. Just buy it off GOG.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Owned. Just buy it off GOG. You raised my hopes only to dash them, as Freelancer isn't on GOG. You and me are fighting now.
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I swore it was but I was thinking of Freespace 
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Toebone posted:Rocko's Modern Life also had a "Squeel like a piggy" joke, IIRC.
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bows1 posted:Really? Trailer looks absolutely abysmal. I've seen worse. It's probably gonna be a steaming pile of poo poo like the rest of Kevin Smith's oeuvre, but I'd rather pay $10 and watch Justin Long slowly transform into a grotesque porn-stached walrus than sit through another gritty formulaic superhero film to be honest.
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So it's my second full day of visiting SALT CURES VAG and she's already tired of my bullshit whoopee e: also waking up the day after your birthday to find that your SO hosed another dude while you were passed out drunk is not a good feeling like tbf we are poly but one of the boundaries we set was "no bringing people home to gently caress them unless it's both of us" plus it was literally my goddamn birthday SALT CURES HAM fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Jul 28, 2014 |
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imagine that
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Is The Newton Boys any good? I've been on a bit of a Linklater kick lately, but I hadn't even heard if this one until I saw it on Netflix.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:So it's my second full day of visiting SALT CURES VAG and she's already tired of my bullshit whoopee How old are you? CopywrightMMXI posted:Is The Newton Boys any good? I've been on a bit of a Linklater kick lately, but I hadn't even heard if this one until I saw it on Netflix. Anthology Film Archives is showing that and all I could think was "why?"
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Jul 28, 2014 04:21
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20 e: and somewhat drunk
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Take this as a lesson learned, then.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:So it's my second full day of visiting SALT CURES VAG and she's already tired of my bullshit whoopee Lmao
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SALT CURES HAM posted:So it's my second full day of visiting SALT CURES VAG and she's already tired of my bullshit whoopee  Not cool.A) Happy birthday! B) Do you still need food recommendations? What have you eaten around here so far? You've still got a couple days left here, right? I can give you some good ideas for your last few meals here.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:So it's my second full day of visiting SALT CURES VAG and she's already tired of my bullshit whoopee http://youtu.be/q-NISC-leb0
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I literally loving deserve death I am an unbelievably lovely person and burn every god drat bridge I possibly can
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SALT CURES HAM posted:I literally loving deserve death I am an unbelievably lovely person and burn every god drat bridge I possibly can Woah, buddy, calm down. Take a deep breath. Everything's gonna be okay.
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Edit: Nevermind. I get it. I just had no idea what poly meant.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:I literally loving deserve death I am an unbelievably lovely person and burn every god drat bridge I possibly can From everything you've said about your relationship with her, it sounds like you deserve better. You don't deserve death. No one does. Except maybe Kevin Smith.
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SALT CURES HAM, I can't probate you from my phone, but you need to stop posting immediately until you sober up. This is not a suggestion. In the morning, you are going to feel really weird about having this all in Gen Chat. If you really feel the need to spill this to your internet people, I understand, but use the Twitter list in the OP, don't do it on here.
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e: edited per Vargo.
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Slice of Life: the theme from The Lost Boys is the funniest thing you can hear while randomly flipping through radio stations.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:I literally loving deserve death I am an unbelievably lovely person and burn every god drat bridge I possibly can Based on your posting, yes, I concur
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Wait how are you the lovely person when your girlfriend breaks the rules of your relationship and fucks someone else while you're passed out drunk on your birthday? Clearly you're forgetting about Nancy Grace.
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Vargo posted:
lol as if this has literally ever stopped anyone else
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zVxTeflon posted:lol as if this has literally ever stopped anyone else Everyone else does it sober so is actually way worse.
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CPL593H posted:Clearly you're forgetting about Nancy Grace. Other than that Rage is basically right, though.
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Slice of life: I brought a pedometer to work today, because I was curious how far I walk running around my restaurant. I took over 20 thousand steps today, and some back of the napkin math tells me I walked about 6 miles.
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Speaking of social networking drama, I have two friends who got married like a month back and through the magic of Vaguebooking, I'm able to see the slow process that will lead to their inevitable divorce. I realize I'm not one to talk, but it's weird and uncomfortable reading about somebody else's relationship dying a slow painful death while it happens.
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Isn't SALT CURES HAM the guy who got really mad at his parents for getting him socks for Christmas in addition to an iPad or something?
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Isn't SALT CURES HAM the guy who got really mad at his parents for getting him socks for Christmas in addition to an iPad or something? He's twenty, and I just sort of assume all 20 year-olds are idiots, so it's possible.
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It's weird how original The Visitor feels when its entire plot can be summed up as "The Omen with space aliens".
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Isn't SALT CURES HAM the guy who got really mad at his parents for getting him socks for Christmas in addition to an iPad or something? Is that the same dude who wouldn't visit his dying dad in the hospital because he was a republican or something.
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Biodome posted:Is that the same dude who wouldn't visit his dying dad in the hospital because he was a republican or something. Yep.
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I know Vargo told me to stop posting but uh, my dad is very much alive 
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