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Be on guard, POSsers! A genius prodigy hacker has created a virus with the malicious intent to destroy the entire internet - the files, the video, even all the sites. No one knows how he could've done this or why, but one thing's for sure - you don't want to mess with this guy. Update your firewalls and spyware detectors tonight, gang, because yours could be the computer that triggers the END of the internet!! Edit: The internet is a decentralized network [Thanks A Wheezy Steampunk!] yeah actually they will fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jul 29, 2014 |
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no they will not posted:Be on guard, POSsers! A genius prodigy hacker has created a virus with the malicious intent to destroy the entire internet - the files, the video, even all the sites. No one knows how he could've done this or why, but one thing's for sure - you don't want to mess with this guy. Update your firewalls and spyware detectors tonight, gang, because yours could be the computer that triggers the END of the internet!! uplink is a good game
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Jul 29, 2014 02:10
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what a fuckin disappointment you turned out to be
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Jul 29, 2014 02:10
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we can hope op
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Jul 29, 2014 02:13
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Hopeless guy without a plan in the world and no wife, probably a REDDIT poster: Oh no, the internet, I hope that won't be destroyed!! All my important work files are on that, ahhh poo poo and I need to illegal steal my bad hipster music like imagine dragons and macklemore because i'm too poor to pay for music. I need to download help files for bullshit program languages like JAva script not to mention l;e hentai. Genius mensa Yos Pos guy with cool wife and intelligent foresight: The internet? Heh... that's cute. I guess I used to use it a lot, but I'm "set" if it's destroyed, thanks to all my computer knowledge being right here in my head, not to mention the fact that I make a deece fig' in my job programming the curves around app icons so I can afford to pay for music [classic trip-hop]
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Jul 29, 2014 02:13
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There's no information about who the hacker is yet, other than the fact they call themselves "@tack", have over 1 million dollars, and instead of a racecar bed they sleep inside a regular racecar
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Jul 29, 2014 02:14
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echinopsis posted:what a fuckin disappointment you turned out to be What the hell.
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Jul 29, 2014 02:15
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echinopsis posted:what a fuckin disappointment you turned out to be 
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Jul 29, 2014 02:17
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ikr
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Jul 29, 2014 02:17
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no they will not
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Jul 29, 2014 02:20
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erm, excuse me, op, but the internet is, *cough*, a decentralized network and you see,
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Jul 29, 2014 02:26
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:erm, excuse me, op, but the internet is, *cough*, a decentralized network and you see, Thanks; added to the OP.
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Jul 29, 2014 02:28
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no they will not posted:There's no information about who the hacker is yet, other than the fact they call themselves "@tack", have over 1 million dollars, and instead of a racecar bed they sleep inside a regular racecar lol
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Jul 29, 2014 04:03
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It would be pretty cool if the internet went away for a few days. If you are a 90's kid you may remember a few of the big internet blackouts when BGP got hosed up and cascade failures happend across all of north america.
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Jul 29, 2014 04:52
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Powercrazy posted:It would be pretty cool if the internet went away for a few days. If you are a 90's kid you may remember a few of the big internet blackouts when BGP got hosed up and cascade failures happend across all of north america. if you were an 80's kid you might remember the morris worm
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Jul 29, 2014 07:54
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and not a moment too soon
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Jul 29, 2014 08:39
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Cantorsdust posted:uplink is a good game
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Jul 29, 2014 08:41
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thank god
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Jul 29, 2014 15:32
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taking my shitposts to the cybercrypt, fuckerssssssss
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Jul 29, 2014 17:26
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too bad the genius hacker didn't create a virus to destroy your posts
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Jul 29, 2014 17:28
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that would be redundant, mlyp
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Jul 29, 2014 17:30
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I hope it doesn't come down to a 1v1 hack-off but just in case I have been practicing my rollerblading
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no they will not posted:I hope it doesn't come down to a 1v1 hack-off but just in case I have been practicing my rollerblading lol
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Oct 5, 2014 05:29
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I don't have a computer op
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I have a strong digital defense, so I think I'll be okay
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Oct 5, 2014 07:20
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*calls into work* "yo boss i'm real sick" "you don't sound sick..." "ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys" "wow u do sound hella sick"
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Oct 5, 2014 12:56
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I wouldn't be too surprised if that hacker posted in this very forum... 
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Oct 5, 2014 15:12
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That sounds improbable, and your description of this so-called "@tack" is silly.
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Oct 5, 2014 15:17
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has anyone said 'no they will not' yet? i have not and will not read the thread
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echinopsis posted:what a fuckin disappointment you turned out to be lol
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Oct 5, 2014 17:33
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maniacdevnull posted:*calls into work* lol
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Oct 5, 2014 17:33
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no they will not posted:they call themselves "@tack" igi
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Oct 5, 2014 17:46
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this was ok
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Powercrazy posted:It would be pretty cool if the internet went away for a few days. If you are a 90's kid you may remember a few of the big internet blackouts when BGP got hosed up and cascade failures happend across all of north america. This happened not that long ago
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Oct 6, 2014 00:23
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Captain Foo posted:This happened not that long ago wish it would hjappen for you permanently
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Oct 6, 2014 00:26
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i thought you got banned for getting too precious about fake wrestling
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Oct 6, 2014 01:38
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no they will not
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wish it would delete ur posts
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