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my one son ordered a large coke, while my other son ordered a small coke. they havent reached a weight where this matters yet but im concerned that it may become an issue one day. How do I approach this? Should I raise them differently or should I totally ignore it or should I designate the more thirsty one as a shame child and exile him to a makeshift hovel in the crawlspace
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:52 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 19:49 |
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put whiskey in both of em then they will both be men
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:53 |
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kill someone other than anyone else
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:54 |
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i read the title as "my son's dick" OP btw mine's eight inches
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:56 |
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drink ur sons drink
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:56 |
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Pour out the coke and put whiskey in the glasses instead of chump-dick up there's ^^^^^ suggestion. I eliminated the coke from my rum and cokes and that's the only reason I'm not a giant fatty. Except where it counts (the liver).
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:01 |
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tell him to go back and get a large goddamn coke like any decent God-fearing american or you'll tan his loving hide just be prepared to follow through if he calls you on it though
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:10 |
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send them both back to get Pepsi or your children will be taken by child protective services tomorrow.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:12 |
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give them water so they dont die
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:17 |
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you're fat and your one of your kids are going to be fat
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:20 |
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Make your kids drink water you lovely parent.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:39 |
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My mom didn't let me get a coke with my happy meals when I was a kid and now I drink like 9 or 10 gallons of coke per week. Think about that. I'm not fat though so I don't have diabetes. Also I'm gay.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:52 |
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Modern Day Hercules posted:My mom didn't let me get a coke with my happy meals when I was a kid and now I drink like 9 or 10 gallons of coke per week. Think about that. I'm not fat though so I don't have diabetes. Also I'm gay. poo poo i better get them both larges then
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:05 |
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Modern Day Hercules posted:My mom didn't let me get a coke with my happy meals when I was a kid and now I drink like 9 or 10 gallons of coke per week. Think about that. I'm not fat though so I don't have diabetes. Also I'm gay. I heard getting pounded in the rear end all day burns a lot of calories. hth.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:09 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I heard getting pounded in the rear end all day burns a lot of calories. hth. myth confirmed
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:10 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 19:49 |
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do coke
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:00 |