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Smackdown was on and it was pretty fun actually. 1. The Usos defeated Rybaxel. I guess this was Ryback and Curtis Axel’s reward for winning the tag match against Koaf-E on Raw. Per Rybaxel’s contract, they will now get 15 consecutive rematches against The Usos. - The Miz hosted MizTV and talked to (in no specific order) Bo Dallas, Dolph Ziggler and a fan whose child loves Roman Reigns more than The Miz. He loves Roman more than he loves The Miz, not he loves Roman more than The Miz loves Roman. Now that I typed it out I guess they both work. Anyway, everybody ends up fighting because MizTV only exists to set up throwaway matches in the middle of shows. 2. Bo Dallas defeated Dolph Ziggler. HE’S HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD. The Miz stayed out to do color commentary, so I’ll give you three guesses how the match ends. The first 600 are “The Miz distracts Ziggler, allowing Bo to get a roll-up and a win.” Guess #601 is “Mr. NXT showed up and kicked Ziggler’s rear end.” 3. Dean Ambrose defeated Cesaro in a No Disqualification Match. This is … probably a reason to watch Smackdown. Ambrose won with a roll-up, because no other match on the show ended that way. Apparently Cesaro suplexed Ambrose onto a stack of chairs, and Zandig jumped off a scissor-lift. I’m kidding about one of those. After the match, Seth Rollins attacked and they beat up Ambrose. Not totally sure why he didn’t attack DURING the no-DQ match, but what can you do. 4. Paige defeated Naomi. From the actual Smackdown spoilers: “Naomi, who got a nice hometown reaction, tapped out quickly.” That’s the most statistically-correct sentence you can type about WWE. If you hear you’re going to wrestle in your hometown, take the night off. - Goldust and Stardust were in the Sensual Seduction room and said some stuff. 5. Bray Wyatt defeated R-Truth. Here’s Truth standing up for his good friend Chris Jericho. After the match, Bray Wyatt delivered a long-winded promo. I believe this is the first time he’s been allowed to do this on television. 6. Roman Reigns defeated Alberto Del Rio. Hey, Smackdown sounds pretty good this week. All this match needs is Ricardo Rodriguez coming out of the crowd in a dog mask and whacking somebody with a bucket. Then RAW was on and it was also a decent show! WWE Raw results: - The show began with John Cena addressing the challenge from Brock Lesnar last week and being interrupted by Paul Heyman. This led to Cesaro showing up to stand up for Heyman and challenging Cena to a match (despite no longer being a “Paul Heyman Guy.”) 1. John Cena defeated Cesaro. Cena pinned Cesaro after an Attitude Adjustment from the second rope. - AJ and Paige had an in-ring confrontation. Paige assured everyone that she and AJ were still friends. She “accidentally” said the word “crazy,” causing AJ to attack her. - Triple H and Stephanie McMahon attempted to address Stephanie being arrested during last week’s show but were interrupted by Chris Jericho. Jericho tried to drop the old “trash bag ho” line on Stephanie but was stopped by HHH. Seth Rollins attacked Jericho from behind, and a match was made for later in the night. Note: Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt was also made official for SummerSlam. 2. Dolph Ziggler and The Usos defeated Rybaxel and The Miz. Ziggler pinned Ryback after a Zig Zag. 3. R-Truth defeated Bo Dallas. Truth rolled up Dallas for the three, ending Bo’s undefeated streak. After the match, Bo snapped and assaulted Truth, planting him with a double-underhook DDT. - Lana and Rusev continued their “which country is better at things” problem with the United States and, by proxy, Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter. Swagger and Rusev brawled a bit and set up a flag match. 4. Adam Rose defeated Damien Sandow. Sandow was dressed as an astronaut. Rose beat him almost instantly with the Party Foul. - Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton didn’t happen. Orton attacked Reigns as Reigns made his entrance, assaulted him for several minutes and gave him two RKOs onto (and then through) the announce table. 5. Diego defeated Fandango. Fandango was distracted by Layla, Summer Rae and El Torito, leading to a roll-up loss. 6. Naomi and Natalya defeated Cameron and Alicia Fox. Naomi tapped out Cameron to a new leg scissors submission to get the win for her team. 7. Chris Jericho vs. Seth Rollins went to a No Contest. Or possibly a DQ victory for Jericho. The Wyatt Family showed up from out of nowhere and beat up Jericho. - Brie Bella agreed to drop the assault and battery charges against Stephanie McMahon if she (1) got her job back, and (2) got a match with Stephanie at SummerSlam. Stephanie reluctantly agreed, then slapped Brie, causing a pull-apart brawl. All results cribbed from http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/ ALSO Prince Devitt has signed with the WWE and will be reporting to developmental TODAY to get into the WWE style. edit: I hosed up the tag, HulkaMatt save me! Memento fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jul 29, 2014 |
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Raw was good and I am very excited for SummerSlam!!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:25 |
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i'll see you in court
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biTCH
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:27 |
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Raw wasn't the same without an Ambrose run-in.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:28 |
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The only thing about that Raw (besides Adam Rose) which I didn't like was that we got no clarity or new information about the Not-NoD. They watched the match on TV, they watched the match at ringside, and then they... did nothing. I guess they decided that making sure Ziggler got a clean win to further his pursuit of Miz was more important than allowing their new heel tag team to actually make an impact. The saddest thing is that screwing Ziggler out of a clean win probably would have gotten them actual heel heat given how the crowd was cheering for him.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:29 |
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no mention of jamie noble op you have failed us
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:30 |
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Sanguinia posted:The saddest thing is that screwing Ziggler out of a clean win probably would have gotten them actual heel heat given how the crowd was cheering for him. This is nice in theory but it sure as hell didn't work at Battleground.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:34 |
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Dolph Ziggler is cool I like him a whole lot and you should too.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:35 |
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James Gibson/Jaime Noble rules http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/MqtemjaZOF0/ http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/xXw7PXtXrbA <--- this match is incredible btw I couldn't find his cool match against Roddy from Unforgettable, but educate yourself, people. oatgan fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jul 29, 2014 |
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Memento posted:ALSO Prince Devitt has signed with the WWE and will be reporting to developmental TODAY to get into the WWE style. Do people usually report that fast after signing? I wonder if the super quick timing indicates that the WWE wants him on the main roster as sooner than usual for NXT guys.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:41 |
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oatgan posted:b____H
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:43 |
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Delsaber posted:Do people usually report that fast after signing? I wonder if the super quick timing indicates that the WWE wants him on the main roster as sooner than usual for NXT guys.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:43 |
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Delsaber posted:Do people usually report that fast after signing? I wonder if the super quick timing indicates that the WWE wants him on the main roster as sooner than usual for NXT guys. Usually they are in talks for quite a while which gives a guy time to finish his commitments and schedule physicals etc... Once they actually sign a full contract and make the announcement it's a fairly quick turnaround.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:43 |
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He'd been unofficially signed for months. Plenty of time to get everything in order.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:45 |
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I hope Mercury, Noble and Finlay get more screentime and become the Patterson/Brisco to HHH's Vinny Mac
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:47 |
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Goddammit John when you cut these excellent promos it makes it hard to complain about you online.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:47 |
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quote:Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton didn’t happen. Orton attacked Reigns as Reigns made his entrance, assaulted him for several minutes and gave him two RKOs onto (and then through) the announce table. This is slightly off (not that it really matters) - was supposed to be Reigns versus THEDEMONKANE. Then Orton attacked during Reigns' entrance like you said, Reigns fought off both guys for a bit then Kane chokeslammed him and was like "Eh...gently caress this, I'm out" and left Randy to do a lengthy beatdown. Before the match HHH riled Orton up backstage by saying that he wasn't going to get a title shot so long as Reigns was going to be a problem and Orton did a lot of jawing about how Reigns stole his title shot during the beatdown.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:48 |
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Do not even ask posted:I hope Mercury, Noble and Finlay get more screentime and become the Patterson/Brisco to HHH's Vinny Mac Which one gets to use Real American?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:48 |
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Delsaber posted:Do people usually report that fast after signing? I wonder if the super quick timing indicates that the WWE wants him on the main roster as sooner than usual for NXT guys. Dave's reported as long as the rumors of him going to WWE have been going on that he'd have a shorter stay than the indie guys they sign. Guy was happy and getting paid reasonably well in NJPW, he's not going to WWE to stay in NXT forever. A short stay while he gets a new finisher and they find a way to use him isn't a bad idea though.
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Thauros posted:Dave's reported as long as the rumors of him going to WWE have been going on that he'd have a shorter stay than the indie guys they sign. Guy was happy and getting paid reasonably well in NJPW, he's not going to WWE to stay in NXT forever. A short stay while he gets a new finisher and they find a way to use him isn't a bad idea though. They're going to give him Coke and Decepticon tattoos and start calling him CN Punk.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:58 |
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Hearing about what happened with Reigns and Orton tonight reminded me of this one-of-a-kind, golden piece of Dave Meltzer audio: http://tindeck.com/listen/kkdx
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:00 |
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Orton vs. Table is the longest running feud right now.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:01 |
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N: Batista gave an interview today where he said he wants to be a Shakespearean actor and that he's definitely done after Mania 31. V: [batista-wave]
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:04 |
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I did not care for that raw. Not that it was bad, but nothing really caught my attention.
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Jamie Noble sabotaged Ricochet and got himself regular TV appearances. This is some WCW poo poo.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:10 |
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The New, Well-Dressed Nation of Domination
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:44 |
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That Raw started hot and turned to bland crap in a hurry.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:45 |
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I was hoping for Brad Maddox but I guess I can settle for Xavier Woods in a Brad Maddox vest.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:45 |
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I didn't watch Raw but I heard Cena did a good promo and that Stephanie vs Brie Bella is the real main event of summerslam and both of those are cool
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 07:09 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:N: Batista gave an interview today where he said he wants to be a Shakespearean actor and that he's definitely done after Mania 31. He should have come back with his dreads
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 07:15 |
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Really pumped for Stephanie to wrestle even though it's probably going to be Brie vs Nikki.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 07:27 |
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I didn't watch raw but I heard Cesaro vs Cena was a 4* PPV quality match?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 07:28 |
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Also why the gently caress did they end Bo's streak tonight? I just wanted 21 and Bo.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 07:30 |
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maxallen posted:I didn't watch raw but I heard Cesaro vs Cena was a 4* PPV quality match? HM in the Match Of The Year thread
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 07:34 |
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keevo posted:Also why the gently caress did they end Bo's streak tonight? I just wanted 21 and Bo. You speak the truth my friend. Although, if this leads to Bo doing Chris Jericho's "It's a conspiracy!" bit from WCW, then I am all in favour of it.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 07:34 |
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keevo posted:Also why the gently caress did they end Bo's streak tonight? I just wanted 21 and Bo. Well you see, it's something WWE did and we all have stockholm syndrome so I think you'll find it's actually a really smart, awesome thing just like everything else is/has been for years now. Just wait and see.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 07:34 |
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Did you see how vicious Bo got when R-Truth beat him? He actually looked like a serious brawler instead of a goofball.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 07:36 |