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I had a real normal childhood -- playing ball, training wheels, nintendo. My parents were happy and as an only child I received as much attention as I wanted. Things were great, and I was loving life. Until my Dad got a peak at my 11+ inches. I had always thought my huge cock was normal size -- I mean, what did I have to compare it too? My parents hadn't seen my cock since they bathed me when I was maybe 5 or 6 -- that is, until I fell in a lake during our annual family holiday. After I fell in, Dad pulled me out and took the motorboat back to the cabin and tossed me some fresh clothes to change into out in the front lawn so I wouldn't track water all trough the house and damage the floors. I stripped down outside and changed into the dry clothes, and when I looked up I noticed the cabin window drapes mysteriously draw to an abrupt close. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but that would mark the first time my Dad saw my 11+ inches. Things were okay for a while. I found it odd that my Dad would often enter the bathroom while I was bathing and pull aside the shower curtain and ask me some banal question that, really, could have waited till later, but I still was very much oblivious to the fact that my 11+ inches was so much bigger than Dad's meager 5 1/2. At dinner one night Dad threw his plate of lemon herb chicken on the floor and pointed at me with his fork, screaming: "You think you're better than me, hotshot!" And I was just plain confused. My huge cock was the only cock I had ever seen, and thus I felt it was completely normal. Well, I went to the gym with Dad one day when I was 16, and I noticed something odd in the changing room -- my 11+ inches was way bigger than these guys meager cocks. I guess I felt cool, but I really didn't think much of it. Soon Mum got wind of my huge cock. I could feel her staring at the prominent bulge in my shorts as I walked around the house, practically drooling over my 11+ inches. One day she came into the bathroom while I was showering -- and she was naked. She opened up the shower curtain and her eyes never rose up to my face. I had been masturbating so my huge cock was at it's full 11+ inches. She said: "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't realize anybody was in here" I said: "Uh, you didn't hear the water running?" She didn't answer, but instead asked: "Would you like me to leave and come back later?" I was like: "Um, yeah." By this time, I started to understand: my parents were jealous of my huge, 11+ inch cock. Mum was jealous Dad's cock was only a meager 5 1/2 inches, and Dad wad jealous that he didn't have a huge cock like his son. Soon, my folks wouldn't even hardly talk to me. I'd ask a question like: "Where is the newspaper?" and they'd be like, "Why don't you ask your huge cock?"
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Jul 29, 2014 05:04
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You having an 11 inch dick is like me owning a gun. The only use I'll get out of a gun is shooting a couple bullets at a picture of a person.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:10
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9 here real post thnks
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Jul 29, 2014 05:10
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11 + -10
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Jul 29, 2014 05:11
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my penis is 14+ inches but it is in the shape of a doughy stegosaurus so it's only really good for making dinosaur shaped prints with finger paint.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:14
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a twelve inch pianist
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Jul 29, 2014 05:15
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Wasn't this a Family Guy episode?
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Jul 29, 2014 05:18
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From the floor 
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Jul 29, 2014 05:18
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Measure it in centimeters you'll get larger numbers bro
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Jul 29, 2014 05:28
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Most chickens are that size you loving loser.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:29
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too long didn't read
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Jul 29, 2014 05:30
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just a head's up i don't think this is a true story
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Jul 29, 2014 05:33
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giant fat cock
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Jul 29, 2014 05:35
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:just a head's up i don't think this is a true story You can't make poo poo like this up my friend it's way too detalied. dude's obviously got a real big dingus Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jul 29, 2014 |
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Jul 29, 2014 05:36
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Flesh Forge posted:giant fat cock the girl holding it looks underage??? mods??
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Jul 29, 2014 05:37
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doubtful
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Jul 29, 2014 05:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrtxsNCihIg
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Jul 29, 2014 05:40
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wish i had a big thang so i could go all uroburos
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Jul 29, 2014 05:40
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:You can't make poo poo like this up my friend he probably does have a monster dong it's the other details ring a little false to me. just a heads up
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Jul 29, 2014 05:43
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everybody go google extreme docking please
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Jul 29, 2014 05:43
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fwiw having a large cock is really bad because erections can make you pass out and you can't have sex with girls, just butts and dudes so lol @ op
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Jul 29, 2014 05:44
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Burn My Dread posted:fwiw having a large cock is really bad because erections can make you pass out and you can't have sex with girls, just butts and dudes wha butts are traditionally narrower and less receptive than ladyholes are you sure you don't mean the other thing
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Jul 29, 2014 05:49
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I've heard girls really go for a girthy cock, but mine is 11+ inches wide, and it's just not happening. I mean, it's like a paint can. My girlfriend just calls me Sherwin Williams now.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:50
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:everybody go google extreme docking please I just found pictures of phones???
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Jul 29, 2014 05:50
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:wha nope it's 11x2
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Jul 29, 2014 05:52
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I don't think your parents were jealous of your 11+ inch cock, OP. 11+ inches much too long to be of any use & is essentially a handicap. Your parents probably felt a lot of guilt over your deformity & just didn't handle it well. Also, if it's not also abnormally thick then it probably looks like a tapeworm.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:55
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I'm ashamed you guys don't remember the original post
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Jul 29, 2014 05:57
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my cock is not 11+ inches. but chicks like my cock and it doesn't cause them pain. i'm also not a freak.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:57
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Esp you trixie cause I think it was posted in 2006
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Jul 29, 2014 05:57
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:wha butts don't have a cervix to bruise
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Jul 29, 2014 05:57
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Even after all these years, the most vivid detail of the 11+ inch cock story is dad throwing down his lemon herb chicken
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Jul 29, 2014 05:58
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I'm ashamed you guys don't remember the original post has anyone on SA 'not' made a post claiming their dilz was 11+ inches?
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Jul 29, 2014 05:58
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when a girl loves you your cock actually gets bigger did you know that
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Jul 29, 2014 05:58
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I've heard girls really go for a girthy cock, but mine is 11+ inches wide, and it's just not happening. They call me war of the worlds because I'm a tripod
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Jul 29, 2014 05:58
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Esp you trixie cause I think it was posted in 2006 I know, I'm the 11+ inch cock in the OP.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:58
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We should all totally start a big dick crew and post pics for proof and laugh at tiny dicked goons and touch penises and have gay anal sex with each other
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Jul 29, 2014 05:59
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If it is 11 inches long then you must suck your own dick. Also, it is not ok to show your parents your erect dick...
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Jul 29, 2014 05:59
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uG posted:has anyone on SA 'not' made a post claiming their dilz was 11+ inches? That's strange, because mine actually is 
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Jul 29, 2014 05:59
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My cock is 22" long but only 1" thick so I have to fold it in half in order to please women.
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Jul 29, 2014 06:01
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Any penis in excess of 0.5 inches is rape. Please report yourself to the nearest cis-crimes facility for mandatory neutering.
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Jul 29, 2014 06:01
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