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Thought I'd see what all this fuss is about re: 'Oreo' snack biscuits and let me say, I'm not impressed. I'm on about my third one out of the packet and as far as I can tell it's pretty much just a round version of a Bourbon biscuit which let's face it are not that great to begin with. Dry, can't taste anything except bad chocolate which lingers in your mouth forever afterwards I'm not sure I'll be able to manage the whole packet in one go. Give me a chocolate covered Hob-Nob any day. Interesting experiment but I shan't buy this particular biscuit again 2/10.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:20 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:39 |
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Why do you talk like such a sissy, boy? What's wrong with you?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:22 |
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Dip them in fat and wrap them in bacon. That will improve them.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mig3skMcD0
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:25 |
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hmmm
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:25 |
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FOOD for thought ha ha ha ha ha ha
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:25 |
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chocolate ones suck. vanilla might be better??
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:28 |
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Or you could just eat normal oreos like a non-human being.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:28 |
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Necros posted:chocolate ones suck. vanilla might be better?? You'd possibly be surprised to hear that these are the original 'vanilla' variety. However the two biscuit parts which make up the sandwich so to speak are 'chocolate' flavoured, if you can call it that, and completely overpower whatever vanilla flavour there supposedly is in the cream filling. The only redeeming quality of this particular snack is that Tesco are selling them for 59p a packet.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:32 |
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You're the same cocksucker from the "Pain Au Chocolate" thread making a honeypot, so that again, people can point out that you use "British-isms" so we can do another U.S. vs. the world thing. Here's one for you: You're a Perry that can give me a Turtle Head, yeah? gently caress off, you insufferable oval office.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:33 |
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can i bum a fag
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:34 |
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can you write more reviews of lovely food? thanks
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:34 |
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Count Freebasie posted:You're the same cocksucker from the "Pain Au Chocolate" thread making a honeypot, so that again, people can point out that you use "British-isms" so we can do another U.S. vs. the world thing. Here's one for you: You're a Perry that can give me a Turtle Head, yeah? Actually both pain-au-chocolatagate and Oreogate are two genuine events that have distressed me so far this week. That they may highlight cultural differences between America and the world is incidental. I don't know what a Perry is but i think that a turtles head is something to do with poo?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:37 |
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Oreo cake with dulce de leche. Check and mate.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:45 |
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They exist solely for the purpose of being smashed into vanilla ice cream.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:49 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:You'd possibly be surprised to hear that these are the original 'vanilla' variety. However the two biscuit parts which make up the sandwich so to speak are 'chocolate' flavoured, if you can call it that, and completely overpower whatever vanilla flavour there supposedly is in the cream filling. The only redeeming quality of this particular snack is that Tesco are selling them for 59p a packet. no in american supermarkets i saw ones where the outside parts were vanilla cookies. im not talking about the sugar paste.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:49 |
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I'm not a huge fan of cheesecake factory but their oreo cheesecake is the bomb.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:52 |
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Please stop calling cookies biscuits, no one is buying it.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:05 |
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the only good oreos are the ones with double cream filling but they dont actually seem to sell them anywhere
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:13 |
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birthday cake oreos ftw
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:16 |
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Whorelord posted:the only good oreos are the ones with double cream filling Do you live in the 1980s Soviet Union? I can find those shits in any grocery store.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:16 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Please stop calling cookies biscuits, no one is buying it. I don't mind what you do in the comfort of your own home but ITT we speak the Queen's English, thanks.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:18 |
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Un chien andalou posted:birthday cake oreos ftw
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:18 |
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Necros posted:no in american supermarkets i saw ones where the outside parts were vanilla cookies. im not talking about the sugar paste. at that point it's just a round custard cream isn't it?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:21 |
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teehee gypso
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:24 |
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ashgromnies posted:Why do you talk like such a sissy, boy? What's wrong with you? hes english
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:29 |
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Cream_Filling posted:hes english Great username/thread choice combo.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:37 |
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I agree with OP if i wanted to eat a wad of cum wedged between two after eights i would make it myself THANKS
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 14:40 |
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there're like 19 different flavors of oreo now, just keep eating them until you find one that appeals to your bitchy british taste
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:03 |
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you only think that "cream" is vanilla. It is not. It's crisco.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:04 |
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Nice job, Leonard. Now you can start a YouTube channel of your boring-rear end reviews of microwave pizza or potato chips the I can ignore.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:06 |
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all the op has is food and his national identity, so I humor him.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:07 |
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ok OP ill help you out there, fyi you have to eat oreos like you would a Fox's crunch vanilla creams "biscuit", which is dunked in milk otherwise poo poo is too dry you and i both know that after dipped in milk it is easy to finish a whole package of those
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:07 |
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tescos are doing two packets of own-brand fig rolls for 80p, OP, depending on your local store consider eating those instead
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:08 |
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Oreo is trying to set foot in europe and i have to say the same. It is a boring lovely crappy half cake with unhealthy and untasty cream in the middle. We have much better little sweets then this mediocre and boring thing.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:10 |
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yeah the brits love their loving cookies, theres a billion varieties to dip in their teas and fatten their asses they do not need our american garbage. although im surprised pop tarts havent caught on more
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:15 |
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You're doing it wrong. Mix them with cream cheese, chill, dip in chocolate and you get these:
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:15 |
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Naerasa posted:there're like 19 different flavors of oreo now, just keep eating them until you find one that appeals to your bitchy british taste Thus far theyve only given us two. Chocolate with chocolate cream and 'original' which for us is chocolate with vanilla cream, so I guess theyre testing the water. Please do not send any more flavours if these are the two flagships. FunkyFlashman posted:Oreo is trying to set foot in europe and i have to say the same. It is a boring lovely crappy half cake with unhealthy and untasty cream in the middle. We have much better little sweets then this mediocre and boring thing. Then we shall fight them on the fecking beaches is what we shall do. Das Boo posted:You're doing it wrong. Mix them with cream cheese, chill, dip in chocolate and you get these: GiantAmazonianOtter posted:They exist solely for the purpose of being smashed into vanilla ice cream. You've missed the point that these are supposed to be a complete and ready-to-eat lunchable biscuit so i categorically refuse to do anything except eat straight from the packet as nature intended, not impressed Mister Oreo, not at all.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:23 |
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op: i dont care
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 15:23 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:yeah the brits love their loving cookies, theres a billion varieties to dip in their teas and fatten their asses Pop tarts had a bit of a spell in the late 90s I think but they taste so loving plastic that not even the lowest common demnominator over here can enjoy them
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