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in order of importance, what is more important to you
my feet!
my my pants
having an apple mac
having an internet connection
eating immediately when you get home from work
having snacks by your work computer
drinking water AT LEAST every 2 hours
using an ipHone to log into a computer
shirts that can roll up your sleeves
applying deodorant the night before so you don't sweat the next day
working alone so you can fart fart fart
being able to take a sick day from work
bbqs
a male heir
you can use crayons instead of pens at work
at your work they supply free water
shaving your forearms
having a work uniform to hide your inability to choose clothes for yourself
socks over your pants
your food not touching other foods on the plate
"real" (not instant coffee)
not being lactose intolerant
a wooden desk
a secretary
yellow pants that hide urine stains
BIGASS FUCKIN BOOTS
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newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
wearing vibrams is like being a straight guy that gets blown by a dude. feels great but then you look down and ur like 'gently caress'

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

qirex posted:

adidas skateboarding has some good ones, I really like the busenitz adv, looks clean and good cushioning for long walks

yeah i was looking at the busenitz vulc. wonder if they have the same cushioning.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

newreply.php posted:

wearing vibrams is like being a straight guy that gets blown by a dude. feels great but then you look down and ur like 'gently caress'

you speakin from experience?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Shaggar posted:

yeah i was looking at the busenitz vulc. wonder if they have the same cushioning.

the vulcs fit a bit smaller but they're decent

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
didn't the company that makes the vibrams stuff get sued successfully over false advertising of its "health benefits"

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Fabricated posted:

didn't the company that makes the vibrams stuff get sued successfully over false advertising of its "health benefits"

yep. also everyone who sold those crappy "toning" shoes in like 2006

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Papes posted:

death is certain and life is ultimately meaningless and you sincerely care about what shoes people wear to work lmao

i care a lot. i guess you're right i'm the one getting owned here

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

prefect posted:

instant coffee's not so bad

I have a go-to brand that tastes better then 90% of the fresh coffee I ever have so I
don't waste my money on that risk

qirex posted:

I've literally never owned a pair of all-white shoes since there's no way to keep them clean

when I grew up wed get white shoes and my
mum sorta drilled it into us that these things only looked good once they got dirty and worn in, and yeah I've now got this weird subconscious thing about shoes that look new and clean being bad it's weird and fuxked up

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pointsofdata posted:

i care a lot. i guess you're right i'm the one getting owned here

I wanna wear crocs
to
work
for the ultimate in comfort but I think it would be frowned upon

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

we were p broke growing up so a lot of my clothes were second hand or mended so I think that's why I now hate anything that's "pre-vintaged" with a passion

e: crocs are for fat middle-aged housewives don't wear a croc if you must get super-cushy shoes check out nike roshe run or adidas zx flux

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i hear that nurses really like crocs because they apparently are actually really comfortable, they can be autoclaved, and if they get nasty you just throw them out and buy another 6 dollar pair or however much they cost.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
they are mega comfortable and being super light helps. like jandals/thongs/flipflops with little risk of falling off and no hurting between toes and can wear socks with


legit crocs aren't that cheap but u can get knockoffs very cheap

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

qirex posted:

we were p broke growing up so a lot of my clothes were second hand or mended so I think that's why I now hate anything that's "pre-vintaged" with a passion

e: crocs are for fat middle-aged housewives don't wear a croc if you must get super-cushy shoes check out nike roshe run or adidas zx flux
that might blow my annual
shoe budget but I am opening my mind

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
if you are on your feet all day like in a pharmacy or a nurse and you give a gently caress about what your shoes look like you are a tool, wear whats comfortable and tell everyone to get fuckt

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Aug 15, 2004

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i like shoes

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Aug 15, 2004

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but boots are where it's at

today it's these timberlands which are comfy as gently caress

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

pointsofdata posted:

why the gently caress do some nerds think it is ok to wear running shoes at work

because it is

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i dont care, at all, about mens footwear. not even a little. ive never had a single ounce of hype for a nike, rockport, or whatever boutique brand of mens footwear you can dream up. not even for a fleeting fraction of a slice of a second

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Smythe posted:

i dont care, at all, about mens footwear. not even a little. ive never had a single ounce of hype for a nike, rockport, or whatever boutique brand of mens footwear you can dream up. not even for a fleeting fraction of a slice of a second

but what about heels

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

but what about heels

i like em on women, because im a misogynist and member of the patriarchy. i consider women sex objects, and prefer when they present themselves as such

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

but what about heels

i sometimes wear hiking-type boots because they make me look a little taller

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

prefect posted:

i sometimes wear hiking-type boots because they make me look a little taller

i should start wearing 6in stilettos

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

but what about heels

Sniep posted:

high heels but only when WFH

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

vffs own if and only if you are currently doing something that intensely involves you are feet

and if you can get past the intense shame of looking down at your feet and seeing vffs

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Bloody posted:

vffs own if and only if you are currently doing something that intensely involves you are feet

and if you can get past the intense shame of looking down at your feet and seeing vffs

and only if you have properly-shaped toes :mad:

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
I say, what species of miserable cretin drinks anything but fresh-brewed loose leaf tea (lightly sweetened, with a splash of milk) in the morning?

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

at the date posted:

I say, what species of miserable cretin drinks anything but fresh-brewed loose leaf tea (lightly sweetened, with a splash of milk) in the morning?

:justpost:

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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Smythe posted:

i dont care, at all, about mens footwear. not even a little. ive never had a single ounce of hype for a nike, rockport, or whatever boutique brand of mens footwear you can dream up. not even for a fleeting fraction of a slice of a second

comfortable boots/shoes own. women in comfortable shoes/boots own. i mean when i see a really hot woman strutting in high heels i feel kind of sad that they feel compelled to do that.

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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that said if it makes them feel sexy then it's hot because self confidence is attractive.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
sum woman wear heels coz patriarchy but sum genuinely love them despite that

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i like shoes because otherwise id have to walk on my bare feet and they are not very calloused so it would be rather uncomfortable at times

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

when I was at ucsc there were a couple literally never wear shoes ever people and the soles of their feet were so gross

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
jandals, OP.

realpost these were a pro purchase



http://www.amazon.com/Palladium-Mens-Pampa-Hi-Leather/dp/B003ZYDMFI

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i got a whole lotta shoes. I should get some boots i need boots

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i have 3 pairs of shoes

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
if u have more, you're a fag. if you have less, you're slovenly

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



I have at least twelve

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



am I like a triple fag or what

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Cat Face Joe posted:

I have at least twelve

my point exactly

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Cat Face Joe posted:

am I like a triple fag or what

im not sure how it scales. can we get a math whiz in here to clear it up?

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