the adventures of hamlady

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WhenInRome

this girl in goonroom

has a lot to say about life, the universe, and fingering dead corpses

[12:34 AM] cinni: i hate how a lot places are pay sites now to view gore though
[1:10 AM] cinni: does anyone know good nonpaying nonregistering sites for gore?

[1:09 AM] cinni: after working in mortuary and putting my finger up a 90 year old womans vagina
[1:09 AM] cinni: it was kind of eh

[1:05 AM] cinni: like this one chick was very picky about how her knotted tights hung her
[1:05 AM] cinni: and re-fell repeatedly
[1:06 AM] cinni: and then their face fills with blood for a sec and then goes pale
[1:06 AM] cinni: once they die

http://pastebin.com/G7TZzQK2 the full log, post yr favs here

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cinni posted:

Cally
21 year old female from South San Francisco, CA
AIM: stolenprayer333

I love bad jokes, Agatha Christie, anything death related, discussing weird paraphilias, and generally bullshitting around.

Not big on politics, the economy, or anime, but I am a good listener. Feel free to drop a line!

WhenInRome fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jul 30, 2014

# ? Jul 30, 2014 01:53

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 19:00

pig slut lisa: irl is good

so is goonroom not just byob?

# ? Jul 30, 2014 01:59

i am he

pig slut lisa posted:

so is goonroom not just byob?

no, its bad, and weird

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:00

Noblesse Obliged

im so loving angry i missed out on that conversation

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:00

FluffieDuckie

Noblesse Obliged posted:

im so loving angry i missed out on that conversation

it's right there :shrug:

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:01

bwatts

*chants* hellyob hellyob hellyob

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:02

ass

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3012487&pagenumber=70&perpage=40#post363413849

cinni posted:

Cally
21 year old female from South San Francisco, CA
AIM: stolenprayer333

I love bad jokes, Agatha Christie, anything death related, discussing weird paraphilias, and generally bullshitting around.

Not big on politics, the economy, or anime, but I am a good listener. Feel free to drop a line!

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:03

Noblesse Obliged

FluffieDuckie posted:

it's right there

aint no way im reading all that in one big page

i need it tricking in slow so i can keep up

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:04

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i guess that explains why it sucked the one time i went in there

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:04

ass

loving lol

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:06

vapoursquid: none other

i had a good time in goonroom!

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:13

ass

this is the official helldump embassy in byob

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:20

Afro Doug

i don't want to look at schlubby people, thanks

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:20

i am he

helldumping is highly illegal

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

A Real Gem, OP! A Real Gem!

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:24

bwatts

i am he posted:

helldumping is highly illegal

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:24

Iseeyouseemeseeyou

A REAL HUMAN BEAN

AND A REAL

HERO

H-H-H-HERO

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:26

pig slut lisa: irl is good

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, for the Group Ws. Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly-looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!

And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"

And I said, "Helldumping." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a thread in BYOB."

And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sergeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said....

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:30

Iseeyouseemeseeyou

pig slut lisa posted:

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, for the Group Ws. Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly-looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!

And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"

And I said, "Helldumping." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a thread in BYOB."

And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sergeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said....

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

pig slut lisa posted:

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, for the Group Ws. Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly-looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!

And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"

And I said, "Helldumping." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a thread in BYOB."

And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sergeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said....

# ? Jul 30, 2014 02:34

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:29

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 19:00

membranoid: fart huffer
semen chugger

so all of you are creepy and weird, not just that one guy, good to know

# ? Aug 1, 2014 05:02

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