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I just bought fresh eggs and I don't know if I should put them in the fridge ? My roommate says it should go in a cold place but I've always stored them near my stove (he's a loving idiot if that helps) (I am also a loving idiot) I need help goons seriously please donate to my cause I spent all this money on eggs and I don't know how to take care of my investment
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:28 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:24 |
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freeze dem eggs
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:30 |
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stick them in your rear end. and in your roommates rear end. just put them in asses. pretend you are hens and plot them out when you want to eat them.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:31 |
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Um fridge? So they don't rot? They're not viable living embryos like those found in the bird nests outside the jungle village you are apparently from
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:32 |
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how much money are you droppin on eggs op?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:34 |
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wow op, just wow
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:35 |
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how cheap are you that you want to freeze eggs op? They are only like 2 buck a dozen.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:35 |
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Find a clay pot and fill it with mineral oil. Then drop your eggs in it, seal it all up with putty and bury it in your backyard. They'll stay fresh for a day.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:36 |
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Refrigerator.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:37 |
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Eggs are in a refrigerated case at the store, that means you put them in the fridge.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:37 |
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I have such find childhood memories of grandma pulling a frozen raw egg from the freezer for us to suck on
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:37 |
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i think you should store them directly inside your rectum op
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:39 |
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look at this scrub who doesnt drink 12 raw eggs a day
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:39 |
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op please check on your roommate
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:39 |
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remove the shell if you freeze them
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:40 |
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kil you'reself with the egg
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:41 |
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No, boil them in a big vat of virgin boy pee and sell them to the Chinese.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:41 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:No, boil them in a big vat of virgin boy pee and sell them to the Chinese. Good aphrodisiac
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:41 |
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Swallow them whole and only regurgitate them when needed.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:42 |
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Jimbob! Jehoshaphat! The Clampet clan is comin' over fer dinner! Go get some eggs from the freezer and some pythons from the woodpile, fire up the sump-pump we're havin' a fricasee!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:42 |
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you have to keep them suspended in 2-3 inches of warm water and flip them every 12 or so hours.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:42 |
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seriously boil them in water then put them in cold water to make them hard boiled. Hard boiled eggs rule
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:43 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Good aphrodisiac
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:43 |
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were they in a freezer when u bought them?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:45 |
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Fallows posted:were they in a freezer when u bought them? no. have you ever bought eggs from a freezer?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:47 |
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mushmout freeze the eggs
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:47 |
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no u idiot put the in the fridge and eat them when you want eggs but cook them first or shove them all in mac and cheese if you're an idiot sperg
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:54 |
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It doesn't matter what you store them in as long as it has a lock on it just in case they hatch over night. You do not want them getting out while you're asleep.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:55 |
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A lot of fridges have an egg tray compartment hth
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:56 |
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store them next to ur icy heart ...
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:57 |
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You know how making sun tea is really good in the summer? Well the same thing goes for eggs
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:58 |
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it does not matter the journey, as long as the destination is smash mouth's mouth
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:04 |
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This thread is making me nervous someone is at home messing with my eggs...
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:06 |
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naem posted:This thread is making me nervous someone is at home messing with my eggs... i have an app on my phone that allows me to access the security cameras supervising my eggs whenever i'm out at dinner for business, doing sex to the whore, or just hanging out with friend!!!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:09 |
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I never have to worry about someone messing with my eggs because I take them with me wherever I go. If they were to escape while I was out, the subsequent murders would weigh on me. They are my eggs I must protect them, must protect the world from them.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:11 |
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It's like I know I put my eggs in the fridge but what if Simenon placed them somewhere inappropriate and I just dot know? It's possible ANYTHIGS POSSIBL=E
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:13 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I never have to worry about someone messing with my eggs because I take them with me wherever I go. If they were to escape while I was out, the subsequent murders would weigh on me. They are my eggs I must protect them, must protect the world from them. Inseminate! /
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:15 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I never have to worry about someone messing with my eggs because I take them with me wherever I go. If they were to escape while I was out, the subsequent murders would weigh on me. They are my eggs I must protect them, must protect the world from them. many other women freeze their eggs and lock them deep in medical facilities then sell then to unsuspecting white people bring down the white race with your eggs, trixie
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:16 |
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implant the eggs of others into your wife/girlfriend while she's asleep, have the child paternity tested, then break up with them for cheating on you
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:17 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:24 |
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I cannot do those things, it is not yet the time of the eggs.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 05:27 |