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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
you can try but it probably wont happen. might though. if you do then good for you

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i am he

Trying to hhaha

posting smiling
not for lack of trying haha

efb :doh:

owl milk
yo you wanna gently caress tonight? hit me up

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Hell at least take me to dinner first

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7NitmzzZX8

Omeene
I'm posing very seductively. Going prove you wrong OP.

thewizardofshoe

i've got drugs let's go back to my place

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
if i wanted to i could go on grindr and get laid in a hot minute

but i wont because my SSRIs make my dick dont work :smith:

tyler

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

if i wanted to i could go on grindr and get laid in a hot minute

but i wont because my SSRIs make my dick dont work :smith:

how does that make you feel?

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

zombie303 posted:

how does that make you feel?

its given me lots of time to devote myself to constructive hobbies like posting in /r/nofap and painting my warhammer 40k army

kuponut

Hay qt 3.14 a/s/l? :bigtran:

deep dish peat moss

I just did it.

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
I was p drunk so idk if it counts

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Who want's to get laid by the drillster?

hemale in pain




Arnold of Soissons posted:

I was p drunk so idk if it counts

ỳou got raped

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

hemale in pain posted:

ỳou got raped

Serves him right.

Dubsy

been laid twice since i came in

Goons Are Gifts

Haam posted:

yo you wanna gently caress tonight? hit me up

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Haam posted:

yo you wanna gently caress tonight? hit me up

Whatsup?

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I got $50,000 for some laid.

Who wants to lay me for $50,000?

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

enough for everyone

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


How does one get laid in a thread?

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pig slut lisa

irl is good



u made me rub my computer screen

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