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LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

After the untimely death of our pypix thread (good for posting, even better for lurking), we're ready to start a new one. Let's try not to get it killed this time!

Standard PYF rules apply, along with:

Don't be a creep! This doesn't mean picture discussion/complimenting isn't allowed, it just means, well, don't be a creep. You'll figure it out.
Keep images work safe! Dick pics are for OkC, not for PYF.

Here is a bird selfie.

March 2020 edit:
Here is a pandemic selfie. I am putting it in the OP to ward off coronavirus from this part of the internet, like a scarecrow. I am very anxious

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 08:48 on Mar 22, 2020

# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:37

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 15:50

RangerScum: Apr 6, 2006; lol hey there buddy

Hey goons, here are some pictures of me.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:30

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Your new haircut looks great

I picked up a dress at Goodwill today, you can't see it in the pic but it goes down to my knees. I think it's cute :3:

I'm not out to my family yet so I can't really wear it outside of my room. But it makes me feel pretty

# ? Jul 30, 2014 19:31

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

Before buzzing my head.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:37

Nutmeg: Feb 8, 2004

Steampunk iPhone posted:

Your new haircut looks great

I picked up a dress at Goodwill today, you can't see it in the pic but it goes down to my knees. I think it's cute I'm not out to my family yet so I can't really wear it outside of my room. But it makes me feel pretty

Love your hair, and I'm proud you're brave enough to go with a Miss Piggy look as well. I got a new dress a few days ago and took a quick shot while I was trying it out

For reference on how far I've come this is me 2 years ago.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:50

I AM BRAWW: Jul 18, 2014

Nutmeg posted:

Lookin' good! That dress pattern along with your glasses has a .. je ne sais quoi look to it. Some matching black heels would be great. :neckbeard:

Took a picture of myself, a little grainy but hey, cellphones :jerkbag:

# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:58

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I AM BRAWW posted:

Took a picture of myself, a little grainy but hey, cellphones

That's a fine looking arm you have there!!

# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:03

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Nutmeg posted:

Love your hair, and I'm proud you're brave enough to go with a Miss Piggy look as well. I got a new dress a few days ago and took a quick shot while I was trying it out

For reference on how far I've come this is me 2 years ago.

Good for you! Dress is adorable!

I got a new case for my iphone

# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:06

sex shop clearance rack: Jan 20, 2011

Long-time camwhore reporting in. I was the belle of the Fabgoon ball, many a year ago.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:13

Obdicut: May 15, 2012; "What election?"

I have Ehlers-Danlos and it gets pretty weird around the armpits.

Just a courtesy spoiler in case anyone has an incredibly weak stomach.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:51

Crap: Nov 3, 2012

# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:22

Hizke: Feb 14, 2010

Crap posted:

haha hey, not to be a deak but this is actually not crap's pic, it's mine. here's an av sized pic of me

. that being said I don't mind crap posting my pic, just thought i'd clear the air

# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:51

Titty Warlord: Apr 28, 2013

# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:13

Tex Avery: Feb 13, 2012

I honestly can't tell if this thread is serious or not. Just in case, here's a pic of me right after I started my new job in April: running vintage streetcars into the ground by using them in regular service 60+ years past their life expectancy!

Seriously. That tram I'm standing next to was built in 1913. The newest one was built 1926.

I joke. It's a great job with a pretty cool nonprofit organization. Lack of funding for overhauls just comes with the territory.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:28

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

being a badass at work.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:28

HaB: Jan 5, 2001; What are the odds?

ACTION AMERICAN posted:

Long-time camwhore reporting in. I was the belle of the Fabgoon ball, many a year ago.

Undercut Best cut.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:31

Obdicut: May 15, 2012; "What election?"

HaB posted:

Undercut Best cut.

You look like Ron Swanson's surfer-dude nephew.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 05:06

Hydrogenated: Apr 9, 2010

I just realized my nose seems bent or something.

And my eyeball. I think it's hazel, I've never been completely sure.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 05:35

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Tex Avery posted:

I honestly can't tell if this thread is serious or not.

It's whatever goons want it to be!! Also, that is a sweet-rear end trolley.

Steampunk iPhone posted:

Your new haircut looks great

Thank you! The lower locks have a really fantastic foxy color to them in the sunlight, I love it. You look lovely in that dress, btw, very feminine!

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 23:33 on Jul 31, 2014

# ? Jul 31, 2014 05:36

Admiral Bosch: Apr 19, 2007; Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

HaB posted:

Undercut Best cut.

Agreed.

Welcome back, narcissism thread!

# ? Jul 31, 2014 08:06

Barry White: Jun 28, 2008; Luke Skywalker kills Han Solo's son at the climax of Episode VII

Just goofin' around on some rocks

# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:31

Obdicut: May 15, 2012; "What election?"

Barry White posted:

Just goofin' around on some rocks

Did all that liquid in the picture come out of you?

# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:45

raspy trashfucker: Jul 5, 2014

Steampunk iPhone posted:

sorry

# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:31

A FUCKIN BONG BOMB: Apr 6, 2006

I really want a haircut that tells the world that I am a weird man who's unwilling to accept how old he's getting. Do I have any options aside from the undercut?

E: this is my current look for reference

A FUCKIN BONG BOMB has a new favorite as of 20:36 on Jul 31, 2014

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:34

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I like your chicken :3:

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:37

dino.: Mar 28, 2010; Yip Yip, bitch.

Kansas City Royals posted:

I really want a haircut that tells the world that I am a weird man who's unwilling to accept how old he's getting. Do I have any options aside from the undercut?

E: this is my current look for reference

Um. Dude. You look in your 20s. WTF. Also, cute chicken (rooster?) is cute.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 22:36

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Alright, I love camwhoring.

I'm The Cheat

# ? Jul 31, 2014 23:10

casual poster: Jun 29, 2009; So casual.

HaB posted:

Undercut Best cut.

Just started mine about 5 months ago, it's going to look good when it gets longer.

Anyways, here's me when I first got the cut

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:24

FreshFeesh: Jun 3, 2007; Drum Solo

The picture hanging in the local Masonic Lodge memorializing my time as Worshipful Master, taken in early 2012.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 00:54

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm tried to do one of your slimy hipster haircuts but i messed up my neck
:nms:

http://i.imgur.com/oTl0yNo.jpg :nms:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Aug 2, 2014 04:36

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

Enfield posted:

I'm tried to do one of your slimy hipster haircuts but i messed up my neck

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Aug 2, 2014 14:03

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Sometimes I go into the bathroom at work and amuse myself by taking dumb selfies for a few minutes. My co-workers probably think I have butt issues.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 15:43

Vrikkian: Apr 26, 2010; I think I'm having a stroke...

Titty Warlord posted:

Please God, tell me this is a serious post.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 15:52

Bomrek: Oct 9, 2012

My hair is doing a weird thing lately.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 22:40

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Barry White posted:

Just goofin' around on some rocks

God dammit, Higgens, you were supposed to keep Magnum away from the bath salts.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 04:43

Bippie Mishap: Oct 12, 2012

Kansas City Royals posted:

I really want a haircut that tells the world that I am a weird man who's unwilling to accept how old he's getting. Do I have any options aside from the undercut?

E: this is my current look for reference

nigga please you can't top my chicken nigga

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:04

Grandmother of Five: May 9, 2008; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.