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Obama Africanus posted:
I missed the gently caress out of you man, welcome back. It's time to clean the D&D out of Current Events.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 09:49 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Israel is pretty much the shittiest friend you could have with the possible exception of Saudi Arabia. South Korea until about 15 years ago wants to have a chat. You know much about the history of the ROK? How about our old Allies the Iranians. Hell they still have tons of the planes we gave them! And we quite sincerely don't have "friends" at this level. It's a unipolar world, and we got that pole baby. Oh baby have we got that pole. America is snail trailing the gently caress outta that pole while we feature dance for the first half of the 21st century. Here's hoping our tits hold up for the long haul. OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Jul 31, 2014 |
# ? Jul 31, 2014 09:51 |
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Mustang posted:gently caress Israel. gently caress Palestine. gently caress the Middle East. Agreed So current world round up pre:Middle east - 420 do a sectarian violence eryday Africa - Ebola South America - nations defaulting Europe - Russia 2: soviet harder South Asia - gang rape and taliban Asia - anime
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 10:08 |
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Meanwhile, at the legion of doom...
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 10:10 |
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Obama Africanus posted:South Korea until about 15 years ago wants to have a chat. You know much about the history of the ROK? Pre-democratic South Korea didn't actively work to subvert our interests at every turn. They were dominated by complete authoritarian assholes who thought nothing of slaughtering some of their own people to stay in power, but as long as you don't try to gently caress with me I don't really give a poo poo what you do to your own people. Israel actively tries to constantly gently caress with us. That said the rest of what you said is spot on, with the possible exception of the Colonial Club being the closest thing we have to permanent friends or at least allies. Oh, and it's not a unipolar world anymore.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 10:15 |
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:
USA USA USA!!
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 11:49 |
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iyaayas01 posted:Pre-democratic South Korea didn't actively work to subvert our interests at every turn. They were dominated by complete authoritarian assholes who thought nothing of slaughtering some of their own people to stay in power, but as long as you don't try to gently caress with me I don't really give a poo poo what you do to your own people. These things Israel does, they're much less to gently caress us, and more to benefit them. Which is what nations, even allies, do. Let's not kid ourselves here. And it's absolutely a unipolar world my friend, and we're grinding the gently caress out of that pole ATM. I didn't say it was our pole though. On a long enough timeline Asian Lilly or Latin Spyce could be next on the main stage boys, don't forget to tip your hostess! Remember, theres always a fat greasy miser of a manager at the club dealing molly and determining which lovely lady is working the main stage and who has to spend 14 years grinding that weird afghan in the corner booth. China isn't a world power, no matter what the editorial board of The Economist says, and Russia is quite literally less stable than 6 months before the wall came down. In fact let me skip to the point: The BRIC myth is bullshit, and I'm not getting high enough today to expound further right now. The EU is going to have it's history written as something akin to the greatest of Greek tragedies/comedies. The Germans will make a hilarious new word for it after their next foray into continental dominance. Any nation state in Africa? Hahahah. If the kingdom of Saud falls in the mid term then all of humanity gets a trip back to the Stone Age that the people who built up the entire Arabian peninsula have felt forever. That could be a loving weird outcome, def high on the doofer scale, that's for sure. Meanwhile, in the midst of what we all internalize as apocalyptic defense cuts we still outpace our adversaries in military capability in any measurable term, not just in marginal terms either: by orders of magnitude, actually. This world is unipolar as gently caress, and it's got a past her prime bipolar stripper with a drug problem grinding it out to white snake on the one pole the worlds got though.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:18 |
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P.S. I loving love America and hope to live to see the smoke trails of peacekeeper missiles rise high into the sky before we all wind up getting a million degree sun tan. And honestly I hope we have a nuclear option akin to Israels "operation Samson" protocols. You know, gently caress it- take it all down with us. Me saying we are lol levels of more powerful militarily than the rest if the world isn't me ignoring the obvious practical problems we face, just trying to keep this thing in the abstract when we start talking about nation states like chess pieces and poo poo.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:24 |
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Snowdens Secret posted:Is this the Jon Stewart "Because the Israelis have the good sense to build bomb shelters to shelter themselves from bombs instead of shelter their bombs and die topside, they're being totally unfair" argument? That is not how that argument goes, and you know that. It's a question of measured and proportional response. If a large man comes at you with a knife and you bash him over the head with a lead pipe, you were justified, if a toddler comes at you with a knife and you do the same it was not justified. Why? Because the toddler, regardless of being armed with the very same knife and burning intent to harm you, simply did not pose that big of an actual threat. You have alternatives and freedom of choice in how you handdle the toddler, you can poke him with the led pipe so he falls over or something. In the case of Palestine it's quite simple. Israel has the clear upper hand. The jews are not about to be driven into the sea, or anything else justifying desperate measures. Israel has a range of options from do nothing (bad) to nuke gaza (also bad), and in that bag of options they have the privilege to choose which response to take. It seems to many of us that the current response of blowing up hundreds of palestinians for every jew that eats it is neither a measured and justifiable response, nor does it seem to be one that leads to Israel being in a better position after having conducted it.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:35 |
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Also let me be the first to say that the term "Jewish Troll" is redundancies ultimate triumph over the English language.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:39 |
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Saturn889 posted:Ventura's a dick and always talk out of his rear end. See any O&A clip with Jimmy Norton arguing with him. He resorts to disagreement by calling people "patriots" sarcastically.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:20 |
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Courthouse posted:That is not how that argument goes, and you know that. It's a question of measured and proportional response. If a large man comes at you with a knife and you bash him over the head with a lead pipe, you were justified, if a toddler comes at you with a knife and you do the same it was not justified. Why? Because the toddler, regardless of being armed with the very same knife and burning intent to harm you, simply did not pose that big of an actual threat. You have alternatives and freedom of choice in how you handdle the toddler, you can poke him with the led pipe so he falls over or something. The Western ideal of proportionality, if it has ever applied in the real world, doesn't apply here. The Sumerian ideal of an eye for an eye is an anachronism from the mythological past. This is tribal honor warfare. This is the Chicago way.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:01 |
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joat mon posted:The Western ideal of proportionality, if it has ever applied in the real world, doesn't apply here. Bibi sighed as he drew his katana
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:03 |
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joat mon posted:The Western ideal of proportionality, if it has ever applied in the real world, doesn't apply here. Except, as I loving said in that part you just quoted, they are failing at both western ideals/samurai honour/whatever and tribal thunderdome warfare. Israel is neither gaining the moral high ground, nor wholesale removing the palestinians. Either they go full out reconciliation, or full on takeover and ouster. loving around in some imaginary middle ground where you kill enough palestinians to ensure they will all hate you and want to launch more rockets, but not enough that you actually stop them from firing said rockets, gets you loving nowhere but deeper into the quagmire.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:11 |
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Sounds like a Jewish marriage.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:14 |
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Courthouse posted:Except, as I loving said in that part you just quoted, they are failing at both western ideals/samurai honour/whatever and tribal thunderdome warfare. Israel is neither gaining the moral high ground, nor wholesale removing the palestinians. Either they go full out reconciliation, or full on takeover and ouster. loving around in some imaginary middle ground where you kill enough palestinians to ensure they will all hate you and want to launch more rockets, but not enough that you actually stop them from firing said rockets, gets you loving nowhere but deeper into the quagmire. It's not Last Samurai style Hollywood Honor, either. This is the 'honor' of honor killings. Annihilation and takeover isn't the end state. Debasement and humiliation is the end state. If there's no-one left to be degraded or shamed, you haven't won. e: To be clear, this applies to both sides. joat mon fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Jul 31, 2014 |
# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:31 |
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That's the d&d idea of proportionality, but it's not what proportionality means in a law of war sense. Proportionality just means you don't use more force than required to achieve your military objective. So if a building is being used to store weapons, you can blow up the building, but you can't blow up the whole neighborhood just for funsies. It's not some "code of honor" bullshit where you can't use tanks just because your opponent hasn't advanced past the stone age
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:11 |
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Looks like D&D is in full force here.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:53 |
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chemosh6969 posted:Looks like D&D is in full force here. Nah, so far I haven't seen Hamas being compared to a woman hitting a swarthy Jewish rapist with her purse.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:56 |
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Obama Africanus posted:These things Israel does, they're much less to gently caress us, and more to benefit them. Which is what nations, even allies, do. Let's not kid ourselves here. Yeah but the things israel does that benefit the US, they would do regardless of whether we paid them. It's not like they would just stop bombing nuclear facilities just because we stopped paying them. No sense paying them and giving them the diplomatic cover, just let em do their thing and keep the cash for ourselves.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:24 |
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Cleanse everything in the flames of war.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:27 |
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Cleanse everything in the flames of war. Is this really too much to ask for?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:34 |
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I thought this was a thread for circlejerking about how everyone ever, including ourselves, are really terrible and mismanaged countries who gently caress up everything, not legit garbage debate about why isn't israel's military being charged with warcrimes when nobody in the UN or NATO really seems to actually care
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:40 |
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I went to Israel on vacation and it was pretty nice. Unlike all the places in the region the military sent me, they had really good food that didn't gently caress my guts up and you could drink and hit on girls and not worry about being blown up or kidnapped by a terrorist, and it didn't seem like the whole place ran on slave labor, trafficked Russian prostitutes and Filipino cover bands. This experience is what informs my perspective on the current conflict, so gently caress Hamas, they would just ruin the god drat place anyway BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN IDF
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:59 |
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So now that ISIS executed 1500 Iraqi PWs, is the Iraqi Army actually likely to stand fast? Surrender is clearly not an option.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:04 |
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Frosted Flake posted:So now that ISIS executed 1500 Iraqi PWs, is the Iraqi Army actually likely to stand fast? Surrender is clearly not an option. Hahah gently caress no, they're going to run for the loving hills.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:06 |
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Frosted Flake posted:So now that ISIS executed 1500 Iraqi PWs, is the Iraqi Army actually likely to stand fast? Surrender is clearly not an option. Sun Tzu figured out many thousands of years ago that if you murder your captives, less guys surrender to you. In Iraq, neither side of the equation has figured that out. It's incredible.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:07 |
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"Iraqi deserter? No way my man, I am a refugee from Syria. I came here to enjoy the Islamic paradise. What's that about my AK? I took it off a dead dude. In Syria. You know, because I'm Syrian."
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:12 |
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DownByTheWooter posted:I went to Israel on vacation and it was pretty nice. Unlike all the places in the region the military sent me, they had really good food that didn't gently caress my guts up and you could drink and hit on girls and not worry about being blown up or kidnapped by a terrorist, and it didn't seem like the whole place ran on slave labor, trafficked Russian prostitutes and Filipino cover bands. This experience is what informs my perspective on the current conflict, so gently caress Hamas, they would just ruin the god drat place anyway BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN IDF Being critical of Israel doesn't mean you're a fan of Hamas. Palestinians are loving retarded. They've assassinated a Jordanian king and started two civil wars in neighboring states and effectively burned every bridge they had. I couldn't care less what happens to the people in the Middle East. My beef with Israel is the fact that we pump billions into a country of 6 million that doesn't give a poo poo about American national interests, which are the only interests that matter. gently caress Israels national interests, if they want our support and money then Israel shouldnt be doing anything to harm American interests, like selling technology to the Chinese. Let's start selling Israeli military secrets to their neighbors and see how they like it. Israel should be bending over backwards to make us happy.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:19 |
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Frosted Flake posted:So now that ISIS executed 1500 Iraqi PWs, is the Iraqi Army actually likely to stand fast? Surrender is clearly not an option. I don't think they'll do anything different, from those videos the only thing I can conclude is that they're pretty relaxed about lining up and being shot like good boys.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:39 |
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monkeytennis posted:I don't think they'll do anything different, from those videos the only thing I can conclude is that they're pretty relaxed about lining up and being shot like good boys. If you got captured by crazies and the worst thing that happened was you getting a bullet in the head, you'd be pretty relieved too.
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Biden sighed as he drew his katana
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:10 |
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Israel seems to be pretty good about murdering browns. If that ain't our national interests, then I don't know what is.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:26 |
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My friend always said the sketchiest place he'd ever been was a Russian ghetto in Israel, which makes a lot of sense.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:26 |
KirbyKhan posted:Israel seems to be pretty good about murdering browns. If that ain't our national interests, then I don't know what is. The term "murdering" implies that Israel's actions in Gaza are unjust.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:29 |
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"Welp, the savages on the reservation are acting up again. And for some reason they keep electing a nihilistic terrorist mafia to represent them. This must have no relation to them having no country, no jobs, and no future. We better step up the blockade and make sure normal successful life remains impossible."
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:35 |
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I've done the math and the best option is to pull aid from Israel so the Arabs invade and Israel turns the Middle East into glass
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:37 |
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A lot of posts in here. Did the jews make up someone kidnapping a jew again and not back down?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:46 |
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Third World Reggin posted:A lot of posts in here. What would you do?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:56 |
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I just want the whole world to burn
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:11 |