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Haverchuck posted:one day im going to visit a tim hortons in the northern lands. It sucks.
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Stumptown coffee sucks.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:34
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i work at the bux & hate our regular coffee too. the verona blend & christmas blend are great though.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:35
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9goats dead posted:christmas blend blaugh. bleaueuegghhh!
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Jul 31, 2014 18:36
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It is socially unacceptable to walk around gnawing on a giant piece of cake, therefore Starbucks exists.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:38
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newreply.php posted:i too like the absolute certainty that wherever i go starbucks will taste like a hot ash/mud/piss mixture. makes me feel right at home (i live inside a piss volcano) if you want a change the blond roast is a decent impression of dishwater
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Jul 31, 2014 18:39
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go to 7-11 buy large coffee cup fill with free expresso shots.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:43
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dontcareaboutname posted:go to 7-11 buy large coffee cup fill with free expresso shots. How do you get free espresso shots???
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Jul 31, 2014 18:47
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naem posted:How do you get free espresso shots??? they have little like creamer containers that contain a shot of expresso they are free.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:49
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dontcareaboutname posted:they have little like creamer containers that contain a shot of expresso they are free. 
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Jul 31, 2014 19:02
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i like vabnilla expresso cappacinos without foam yummo Venti
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Jul 31, 2014 19:10
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Shamrock shake
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Jul 31, 2014 19:11
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in all honesty, you should just roast your own, it's pretty easy and relatively cheap and nothing you buy at a store will be as fresh
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Jul 31, 2014 19:12
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Your Rain posted:All coffee are the same anyone saying otherwise is just splitting hairs and trying to be a hipster You mean you don't drink straight, unmodified Turkish sludge? Must be nice to have such ... accepting standards  
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Jul 31, 2014 19:48
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once saw a guy sit in his car until 6 am when kroger opened so he could walk in and get a coffee and walk right back out. super gay
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Jul 31, 2014 20:04
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newreply.php posted:starbucks has no choice but to have terrible ashy tasting coffee bc thats the only way to make their poo poo taste "like home" year-round, world-round: roasted to poo poo, erasing all differences between locations/growers/time of harvest that's bc all the dark roasts are like 50% from sumatra. ask for a pourover of an african coffee and it will be good.
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Jul 31, 2014 20:07
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coffe exist to make you wake up and get mudbutt no hairsplitting now.
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Jul 31, 2014 20:12
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You're plebe level if you don't drink coffee ground from beans poo poo out by an endangered elephant.
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Jul 31, 2014 20:20
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I like Dutch Brothers. Great coffee. One of them got shut down since they were dealing meth out of it though.
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Jul 31, 2014 20:22
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Arian_Samurai posted:I like Dutch Brothers. Great coffee. One of them got shut down since they were dealing meth out of it though. haha no this poo poo is Starbucks tier
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Jul 31, 2014 20:27
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give me thread posted:Also it's like twice as expensive as proper cafes. Dumb idiots go to Starbucks. As far as quality I mean it's okay, black coffee is kinda just black coffee to me. I'll drink gas station pots and the taste never seems too bad. I guess more expensive places are a bit less bitter but I don't really mind the taste of bitter.
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Jul 31, 2014 20:31
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Dutch Bros claims to be anything it isn't. It's drive-thru coffee out of a windmill, and you can potentially order meth. If you can't enjoy that you have brain problems!
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Jul 31, 2014 20:32
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gently caress Charbucks and their thermonuclear roasting process. gently caress all of the hipsters with their MacBook Pros there. gently caress all the soccer moms who just got there after yoga/phoning it in at the gym and then ordering a triple quarenta half calf soy caramel frappiato with extra whip to offset whatever minimal amount of good they did at the gym/yoga studio. gently caress their poo poo coffee, gently caress the people who think it's, good and hail satan.
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Jul 31, 2014 20:45
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MisterFister posted:Mcdonalds coffee if you get it fresh is better than loving starbucks. lets not go that far now that poo poo is awful
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Jul 31, 2014 20:49
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No self-respecting hipster goes to Starbucks.
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Jul 31, 2014 20:55
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berry hibiscus refresher for life
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Jul 31, 2014 21:00
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ITT we come up with the most Starbucks drink. Like a triple mocha with 2 shots of espresso.
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Jul 31, 2014 21:02
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withak posted:No self-respecting hipster goes to Starbucks. It's mostly women in yoga pants and upwardly mobile young professionals You know, people not on SA
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Jul 31, 2014 21:04
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/\ Unemployed people and goons who wanna be able to post without having to hear mom nagging in the background
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Jul 31, 2014 21:05
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cname posted:I feel bad for the employees. Starbucks basically serves as public restrooms and homeless bathing stations.
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Jul 31, 2014 21:07
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cname posted:I feel bad for the employees. Starbucks basically serves as public restrooms and homeless bathing stations. My favorite thing about Dunks is when the staff is almost entirely ethnically homogenous. Like the Somali Dunks, the Lebanese Dunks, the Indian Dunks, the Korean dunks, etc. Anyone can own a Dunks.
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Jul 31, 2014 21:07
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ArbitraryC posted:As far as large chain corporations go starbucks actually treats it's employees decently. Ya I edited it out because of that, but whatever. Starbucks restrooms smell worse than underneath a bridge.
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Jul 31, 2014 21:08
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I remember when a bunch of internet vegans flipped their poo poo because there was no dairy-free version of the pumpkin spiced latte and they got over 10,000 signature on some lame petition to change it.
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Jul 31, 2014 21:38
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Here's the thing with Starbucks: I can't say poo poo about their regular coffee, honestly, but their fraps are pretty drat good... tasting anyway. They are absolute poo poo for you. I started drinking one every day for a few months just to grab a drink with co-workers and I must have gained like 15 pounds in like two months. Once I figured out the origin and cut back to like "once a month" it came right back off, surprisingly. In fact it was kind of creepy how it came right off without even adding any exercise or anything you'd usually need. Anyway long story short.. read the loving calorie counts, I guess, and avoid things that have half as much as a deep fried onion loaf in your drink.
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Jul 31, 2014 22:00
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I wish there was a Starbucks in every block here, like it's in NYC, so I could drink a Caramel Macchiato every single morning. I'd go blind and fat from diabetes, sure, but it'd be worth it.
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Jul 31, 2014 23:16
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Fun fact: you can ask the Starbucks barista to make the coffee fresh and exactly how you want it and they have to do it. So it's actually not too bad if you're willing to wait a bit.
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old dog child posted:Fun fact: you can ask the Starbucks barista to make the coffee fresh and exactly how you want it and they have to do it. So it's actually not too bad if you're willing to wait a bit. Calling the people attending a Starbucks "baristas" is pretty much the same as calling a McDonalds burger flipper a "grill artisan".
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old dog child posted:Fun fact: you can ask the Starbucks barista to make the coffee fresh and exactly how you want it and they have to do it. So it's actually not too bad if you're willing to wait a bit. How much better are we talking though? I'm not sure I've ever really been satisfied with Starbucks coffee, fresh or not.
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Aug 1, 2014 04:49
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soda made coffee obsolete, loving nerds.
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nobody goes to starbucks for the coffee taste they go because they are nostalgic and missing home, where things were simple and everyone misses you
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