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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Meltzer's not gonna let that bullshit stand

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Mark Madden is poo poo at what he does. Then. Now. Forever.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
So apparently Brad Maddox has used his time off to get completely shredded:

http://twitter.com/BradMaddoxIsWWE/status/495996193789706240

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Dang, that's Armando Estrada levels of Cut before he is cut.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Sigma posted:

So apparently Brad Maddox has used his time off to get completely shredded:

http://twitter.com/BradMaddoxIsWWE/status/495996193789706240

Beef Mode!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Doesn't count if it's in the ring!

Sigma posted:

So apparently Brad Maddox has used his time off to get completely shredded:

http://twitter.com/BradMaddoxIsWWE/status/495996193789706240

Too bad he probably still sucks at wrestling.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Sigma posted:

So apparently Brad Maddox has used his time off to get completely shredded:

http://twitter.com/BradMaddoxIsWWE/status/495996193789706240

Holy poo poo. He is a geek but damned if he's not a jacked one. :stare:

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

OmegaBR posted:

Does that include films Hogan was a part of, like Rocky 3?

Because let's be honest, Batista is a star of GotG, but not the star. Compare Santa With Muscles to, say, House of the Rising Sun (a direct to DVD joint Batista starred in a few years ago.)

Honestly, Batista probably has more lines in this than Hogan did in No Holds Barred.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Haha, I feel like the moment Madden posted that, Meltzer sat up in bed and said,"Something is wrong, something needs to be corrected."

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Haha, I feel like the moment Madden posted that, Meltzer sat up in bed and said,"Something is wrong, something needs to be corrected."

He felt a great disturbance in the Force. Like a million defensive smarks crying out... and suddenly silenced by lovely broadband.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

Honestly, Batista probably has more lines in this than Hogan did in No Holds Barred.

He also delivered them more convincingly.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

Honestly, Batista probably has more lines in this than Hogan did in No Holds Barred.

No one has ever done more lines than Hogan and Vince while writing No Holds Barred either.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
The partners of celebrities tend to get abused on Twitter by those who are jealous of the relationship.

Here's Be A Star's Randy Orton's revenge on such a person who had been abusing his girlfriend (kimklro):

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I don't get it.

Frankenstein Dad
Jul 4, 2008

Dad of Frankenstein
Benefit of the doubt: she might be the VA for the Spanish language dub of The Muppets! (Los Muppets)

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Some rando with the hots for Orton was calling his girlfriend "the Latino Miss Piggy", so Orton tweeted that such to suggest "oh, this Miss Piggy right here? The one who sees me naked all the time? Unlike you?"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm disappointed in that picture, because neither of them are doing the pose.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Load of shite

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Shima Honnou posted:

I'm disappointed in that picture, because neither of them are doing the pose.

She's not smiling because Randy soiled her gymbag.

Psycho Mantits
Oct 6, 2009
From what I could gather reading about this on another forum, the girl in that picture had been talking a lot of poo poo and/or possibly stalking Orton and his girlfriend. Orton encounters the girl, takes a picture with her, then posts the picture on Twitter talking about how ugly she is.

So basically everyone involved in the situation are acting like teenagers.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Randy Orton is cool

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Bard Maddox posted:

Randy Orton is cool

Word

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
He's a fuckin disgusting obnoxious bully.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
Speaking of Orton, was going through my pictures folder (at work of course) and came across this classic.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Orton's target fired back:

https://twitter.com/kgomez325/status/496207721834618880

#shade

Now it has made TMZ:
http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/04/randy-orton-fan-latino-ms-piggy-bashed-twitter-wwe/

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I stand with Randy

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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sportsgenius86 posted:

I standy with Randy

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Standy

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

You beat me to that edit.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Tyson Tomko posted:

Speaking of Orton, was going through my pictures folder (at work of course) and came across this classic.



I was at this show! It was funny but they had to stop the match for a while because it looked like he could have hosed up his knee at first.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

IcePhoenix posted:

I was at this show! It was funny but they had to stop the match for a while because it looked like he could have hosed up his knee at first.

I remember watching it live and making GBS threads my pants thinking he broke something, and also thinking how much it would hurt like hell if your shin got pwned. I would seriously rather get a finger/toe chopped off than deal with shin stuff. Dude handled the situation as well as you could after stepping into a monitor hole.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Randy Orton vs Tables is the best ongoing feud of the past decade.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Tato posted:

Randy Orton vs Tables is the best ongoing feud of the past decade.
Orton's feud with Christian was hilarious for that, especially since it seems like they built the blow-off entirely around that gag. Christian went through like four tables IIRC.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Stay classy, Colt!



This has since been deleted.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Tato posted:

Randy Orton vs Tables is the best ongoing feud of the past decade.

It was so great to see it resurface last monday :allears:

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

sportsgenius86 posted:

Stay classy, Colt!



This has since been deleted.

jfc

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Personally I'm glad that his career was dogshit, because he is pretty much dogshit.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I'm starting to think Colt is a bigger rear end in a top hat than even Punk but since he's all WACKY~ and never made it like Punk did people give him a pass.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Colt Cabana is like the most bitter dude about being fired.

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Explains the joke:

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