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You are proclaimed guilty of making a videogame with the shoot and jump buttons switched. What do you have to say for yourself you monster? Can you even justify your crime?
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i jump myself before the cops come for me wait gently caress
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Aug 5, 2014 22:28
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Doctor Goat posted:i jump myself before the cops come for me
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Aug 5, 2014 22:29
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Doctor Goat posted:i jump myself before the cops come for me
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Aug 5, 2014 22:29
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You little shits are lucky you can jump and shoot in the same game.
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Aug 5, 2014 22:30
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Doctor Goat posted:i jump myself before the cops come for me
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Aug 5, 2014 22:33
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Gimbal lock posted:You are proclaimed guilty of making a videogame with the shoot and jump buttons switched. What do you have to say for yourself you monster? Can you even justify your crime? gently caress you coppers you'll never take me alive *shoots self in foot trying to jump*
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Aug 5, 2014 22:37
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Y'all doing a good job of killing yourselves and I'm proud of you because that's all you deserve, ya button-switching bagels
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Aug 5, 2014 22:40
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Doctor Goat posted:i jump myself before the cops come for me
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Aug 6, 2014 01:48
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Doctor Goat posted:i jump myself before the cops come for me
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Aug 6, 2014 04:38
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Doctor Goat posted:i jump myself before the cops cum for me
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Aug 6, 2014 04:39
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Gimbal lock posted:You are proclaimed guilty of making a videogame with the shoot and jump buttons switched. What do you have to say for yourself you monster? Can you even justify your crime?
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Aug 6, 2014 05:00
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I present games that use up to jump instead of face buttons as exhibit A.
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Aug 6, 2014 06:48
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Doctor Goat posted:i jump myself before the cops come for me
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Aug 6, 2014 07:00
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at least i'll get off with a lighter sentence than the guy who switched the cancel and accept buttons on rpgs
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Aug 6, 2014 07:05
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I'm guilty of much worse. I swapped the function of the O and X buttons in Japan.
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Aug 6, 2014 12:01
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metricchip posted:I present games that use up to jump instead of face buttons as exhibit A. We pinned this on the Wand of Gameleon / Faces of Evil guy, but it ended up getting acquitted. Guy managed to convince the dumb jury that the game was simply ahead of the hardware and it was NEC's fault for not providing enough face buttons. The same argument didn't work twice though, he ultimately got caught using the same button for "use inventory item" and "inventory menu", switching between the two while ducking. He was also pinned for unacceptable loading times. It's a good thing. Had he walked, the media would have been all over our asses. It's not a crime to have weak-rear end unsatisfying bomb explosions, nor is it to have an extremely gay looking sword-swing attack that makes Link look like a giant homo. That doesn't make it right though; Someone had to be held accountable.
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Aug 6, 2014 14:46
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Gimbal lock posted:We pinned this on the Wand of Gameleon / Faces of Evil guy, but it ended up getting acquitted. Guy managed to convince the dumb jury that the game was simply ahead of the hardware and it was NEC's fault for not providing enough face buttons. The same argument didn't work twice though, he ultimately got caught using the same button for "use inventory item" and "inventory menu", switching between the two while ducking. He was also pinned for unacceptable loading times.
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Aug 6, 2014 17:08
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thread should have been closed after post 1 and a few replies tbh it was not gonna get better from there
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Aug 6, 2014 17:09
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This is true
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