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A big fat pigeon waddled into my tea shop about half an hour ago (he is too fat to fly) and sat himself in the corner and seems perfectly happy just relaxing to the Bob Marley I have playing. I tried to shoo him but he just gave me a look as if to say 'chill Winston' and as you can see the trail of biscuit crumbs (fig & almond cantucci biscuits) leading to the door has no effect. Should i just let reggae pigeon be? He is currently enjoying no woman no cry.
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Aug 6, 2014 10:11
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no one care
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Aug 6, 2014 10:14
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u have wasted your life becoming a ghoulish parody of british ppl
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Aug 6, 2014 10:17
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Digiwizzard posted:u have wasted your life becoming a ghoulish parody of british ppl harsh, but fair
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Aug 6, 2014 10:17
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That pigeon seems cool, make sure it's not hurt it might have some emotional baggage
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Aug 6, 2014 10:26
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Digiwizzard posted:u have wasted your life becoming a ghoulish parody of british ppl True but as flattered as i am in your interest in my life this is not about me this is about reggae pigeon. I may try other flavours of biscuits, i really thought he'd go for them. Update: he is now chilling to 'jammin', a workmate came in and said i should call the RSPB (royal society for the protection of birds) but what kind of a man would i be if i cant shoo a pigeon. Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Aug 6, 2014 |
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Aug 6, 2014 10:28
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hope you get a disease from it
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Aug 6, 2014 10:29
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Just keep talking to him. If you're half as annoying in real life as you are on SA he'll leave very quickly.
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Aug 6, 2014 10:29
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he's not fat, he's fluffed up because he's unwell and trying to find a quiet warm spot like ill birds do. you should give him a cup of tea.
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Aug 6, 2014 10:45
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show him your balls
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Aug 6, 2014 10:48
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all animals like bob marley one love
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Aug 6, 2014 10:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj6-LG5VpGk
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Aug 6, 2014 11:02
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:A big fat pigeon waddled into my tea shop about half an hour ago (he is too fat to fly) and sat himself in the corner and seems perfectly happy just relaxing to the Bob Marley I have playing. I tried to shoo him but he just gave me a look as if to say 'chill Winston' and as you can see the trail of biscuit crumbs (fig & almond cantucci biscuits) leading to the door has no effect. Should i just let reggae pigeon be? He is currently enjoying no woman no cry. Could be a ghost pigeon make a note.
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Aug 6, 2014 11:03
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i say just let the penguin be op he cant cause any harm
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Aug 6, 2014 11:46
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Bake him into a pie. That's a British thing, right?
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Aug 6, 2014 12:12
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boogie on reggae pigeon that's my philosophy
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Aug 6, 2014 12:22
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just a pigeon, dude. firmly stamp on it.
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Aug 6, 2014 12:25
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Talk to the pigeon about a new exciting investment opportunity in bitcoin.
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Aug 6, 2014 12:52
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Update: I solved the pigeon situation by putting on some of my bad Swedish folk music and he pretty much wtf'd and walked out the shop. He went into an empty marquis opposite the shop and is still there. I think a previous poster is right he came into the shop to die, and now he's gone there to die instead. RIP reggae pigeon.
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Aug 6, 2014 13:08
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Fatshaming birds is a new gibbis low.
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Aug 6, 2014 13:13
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Update: I solved the pigeon situation by putting on some of my bad Swedish folk music and he pretty much wtf'd and walked out the shop. He went into an empty marquis opposite the shop and is still there. I think a previous poster is right he came into the shop to die, and now he's gone there to die instead. RIP reggae pigeon. Bitchin, that was probably Bob Marley reincarnated as a pigeon and you just scared him away. Its for the best he proly had ebola.
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Aug 6, 2014 13:16
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:bad Swedish folk music who
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Aug 6, 2014 13:22
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does he really need to be any more specific
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Aug 6, 2014 13:25
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voted 1, thread should have been titled "real gay pigeon"
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Aug 6, 2014 13:36
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serious talk - he's sick and dying, birds get apathetic like this when very sick
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Aug 6, 2014 13:38
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Palpek posted:serious talk - he's sick and dying, birds get apathetic like this when very sick same
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Aug 6, 2014 13:40
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:but what kind of a man would i be if i cant shoot a pigeon. get your gun loaded
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Aug 6, 2014 13:41
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Thanks for asking. Theyre a band called first aid kit, a couple of pretty tasty sisters from Sweden. Check out the songs Emmy-Lou and Wolf Mother.
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Aug 6, 2014 13:53
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Palpek posted:serious talk - he's sick and dying, birds get apathetic like this when very sick That was forums goon you irl. His last Ebola-ridden moments on this earth and you had to play your Wallander soundtrack at him, wtf OP.
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Aug 6, 2014 14:14
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Ha! you own a tea shop. Anyway enjoy your bird corpse.
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Aug 6, 2014 14:16
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Stevie Lee posted:does he really need to be any more specific he doesn't need to do anything but i asked because i just want to know man, i just want to know about the band, okay Gypsum Fantastic posted:Thanks for asking. Theyre a band called first aid kit, a couple of pretty tasty sisters from Sweden. Check out the songs Emmy-Lou and Wolf Mother. thanks ill listen and maybe j/o depending on how tasty they atre
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Aug 6, 2014 14:19
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i listened to the song. in this moment of time we were connected by a sound we could both hear wow man prety intense. it was okay if i ever have the opportunity to listen to more i wont object but i also wont go out of my way to do it anyway gotta go i have to listen to the sound of men with kiss makeup screeching into metal rubbish bins
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Aug 6, 2014 14:23
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play rznv for him
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Aug 6, 2014 18:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqL8ls8CaEA let him listen to they sound of his people
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Aug 6, 2014 18:03
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Thanks for asking. Theyre a band called first aid kit, a couple of pretty tasty sisters from Sweden. Check out the songs Emmy-Lou and Wolf Mother.
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Aug 6, 2014 18:15
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so you chased a patron out of your shop 2/5 customer service, needs improvement
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Aug 6, 2014 19:11
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bird man just wanted you to play some hot san fran dance music for him, or some eurobeat pigeon gay. so what
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Aug 6, 2014 19:24
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pigeons need love too http://claudiears.wordpress.com/2011/10/01/nikola-tesla-and-the-pigeon-love-story/
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Aug 6, 2014 19:28
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Flannelette posted:Ha! you own a tea shop. pigeons are great with chips.
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Aug 6, 2014 19:32
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what the poo poo is a "tea" "shop"?
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