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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I feel kinda sick

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I have a major case of diarrhea going on im going to try to make it to the tub

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
best wishes dadgay
try to stay hydrated, and have some one get you the chewable imodium

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Let us know if you see God when you take your next dump OP

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Iymarra
Oct 4, 2010




Survived AGDQ 2018 Awful Games block!
Grimey Drawer
Enjoy your life affirming shits, OP.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
your poo poo is gonna be hosed

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
If you just ate them there's still time to save your life by throwing them up.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Trixie Hardcore posted:

If you just ate them there's still time to save your life by throwing them up.

Then eating them

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Why the hell would I throw up delicious pistachios?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

don't ever buy organic pistachios, they're always full of worms

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

FogHelmut posted:

don't ever buy organic pistachios, they're always full of worms

mines from kroger

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
yer poops gonna be nuts

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
That's like $8 worth of pistachios you loving pig.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
your a pig

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

FogHelmut posted:

don't ever buy organic pistachios, they're always full of worms

That's called bonus protein.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Pistachios come from deer poo poo after thousands of years of pressure under the ground... pretty cool

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Carthoris
Apr 24, 2011

Drink some water there is so much salt on them also salt is delicious. I wonder if I could eat a pound of anchovies, which are about as salty as pistachios.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Pistachios can make you ill if you eat too many.
Balance it out with a pint of cottage cheese that's been sitting out in the sun for three weeks and you should be fine.

mythomanic
Aug 19, 2009
put all the shells on your fingers and do a sweet drum beat

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
id eat way more pistachios if they weren't so god drat expensive and came unshelled

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

opened expecting another gagelion e/n post


dump potential has me holding out hope

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

california roll posted:

id eat way more pistachios if they weren't so god drat expensive and came unshelled

any mediterranean market.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I love cats
Feb 8, 2012
i can't wait to learn what's going to happen next.

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!
RIP OPs rear end in a top hat.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I took a big poo poo earlier. A taste of whats to come after digestion.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Over There posted:

I took a big poo poo earlier. A taste of whats to come after digestion.

put two pistachio shells on your turd where its eyes would be to pay the boatman before u flush

Beep Street
Aug 22, 2006

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.
I once ate a massive bag of peanuts and couldn't poo poo for four days afterwards. :2bong:

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts

Over There posted:

I feel kinda sick

I wonder what your jizz will taste like :NOHOMO:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I love pistachios

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



The best

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Nuts are generally low in carbs and high in protein.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Enjoy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aflatoxin

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

u gonna die bro

soz

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