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since recently all the threads having been clogging up byob ive decided to make a megathread where all you cats can post ur selfsuck vids.
this is a safe space for yobbers to compare technique and style in peace.
i will be cataloguing all of the videos in this op making this a valuable resource for newbies just getting into the selfsuck game
my boy anime gently caress pillow has a starter guide coming in the next few days so look forward to it!
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Aug 6, 2014 22:35
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Mar 28, 2024 10:13
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- GEExCEE
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ive done it op, and i gotta say: no great shakes
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Aug 6, 2014 22:42
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- Captain No-mates
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ive done it op, and i gotta say: no great shakes
my nigga i am still working on my technique, building my flexibility until one day i reach the carnal nirvana which is selfsuck
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Aug 6, 2014 22:44
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- thewizardofshoe
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I heard Marilyn Manson removed some of his ribs so he could selfsuck.
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Aug 6, 2014 22:46
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- nvm no cake
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I heard Marilyn Manson removed some of his ribs so he could selfsuck.
nah that was me
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Aug 6, 2014 22:46
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- cruft
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I heard Marilyn Manson removed some of his ribs so he could selfsuck.
I personally replaced a couple vertebrae with sections from a blue Swim Noodle for the same reason. A+ upgrade, highly recommended.
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Aug 6, 2014 22:47
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- the unabonger
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post a selfsuck
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Aug 6, 2014 22:48
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- the unabonger
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someone post a video of themselves, with their weiner in their own mouth.
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Aug 6, 2014 22:49
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- cruft
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Nomates, you spend a lot of time thinking about your dong, don't you?
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Aug 6, 2014 22:49
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- Captain No-mates
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Nomates, you spend a lot of time thinking about your dong, don't you?
what makes you think that?
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Aug 6, 2014 22:52
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- nvm no cake
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Nomates, you spend a lot of time thinking about your dong, don't you?
i spend a lot of time thinking about his dong as well
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Aug 6, 2014 22:53
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- cruft
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what makes you think that?
Maybe I'm just projecting.
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Aug 6, 2014 22:53
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- cruft
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i spend a lot of time thinking about his dong as well
drat, you beat me to my own punchline.
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Aug 6, 2014 22:53
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someone post a video of themselves, with their weiner in their own mouth.
the fresh prince and I will go halvsies on a vanity emote for whoever does this. I just want to learn.
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Aug 6, 2014 23:02
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- Captain No-mates
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how do you guys warm up before a selfsuck sesh. i like to really stretch out the hammies to make sure im ready to go for it.
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Aug 6, 2014 23:06
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- Captain No-mates
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the fresh prince and I will go halvsies on a vanity emote for whoever does this. I just want to learn.
its weird that the pace slowed down as soon as i made the megathread, there were like 6 selfsuck threads yesterday haha
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Aug 6, 2014 23:07
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how do you guys warm up before a selfsuck sesh. i like to really stretch out the hammies to make sure im ready to go for it.
i put my dong in a table vice and stretch it as far as it will go
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Aug 6, 2014 23:08
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- Disco_Bandit
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If you're a futa you can boobiebang yourself whilst sukkin
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Aug 6, 2014 23:09
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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my video is up
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Aug 6, 2014 23:09
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- the unabonger
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nice
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Aug 6, 2014 23:15
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- Diqnol
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So You Wanna Suck You Own Dick: A starter's guide by Anime gently caress Pillow
Hi, welcome to my guide to sucking your own penis. I'm Anime gently caress Pillow, a frequenter of BYOB, among other places. I've been asked by my friend Nomates to give you guys a general idea of how you blow your self and I feel it is a community service to write this up for you all. I hope you enjoy. I'll be employing a multi-step program to get you moving towards your goal, and remember, each step relies on its previous steps to work. Good luck!
Step 1: You Gotta Want It
That's right, you gotta want to suck your own dick. You need to look down at your lonely lil chub and say, self, i want that greasy gross dick in and around my mouth. Every time you look down at yourself you should get a little excited. You should be distracted at work so much so that your boss asks you if something's the matter and you make something up to cover up your desire. It can't just be that you're lonely and want to try something new, this is a big time step and you've got to be ready to go all the way on it.
Step 2: Size DOES Matter
So you're probably thinking "What? I watch Good Morning America like every other red blooded American and they've shown me multiple studies proving women and other men don't really care!" While it may be true that finding a mate with a small dick isn't a big deal, if you're going solo it's pretty much the biggest. You see, your body isn't made to go full hilt, and if you don't have something for your gumline to latch onto to get a real dicksuck going, you're not going to get anything done and you'll be buying pocket pussies like a sucker the next thing you know. Sorry chode friends, this technique isn't for you. Try finding a girlfriend.
Step 3: Crunchy Rolls
So as the step implies, you're gouing to be doing crunches. A lot of them. What you need to do is watch some porno to get your fella going and then do hundreds of crunches. If done correctly, it will be like holding a carrot with a fishing pole in front of an elephant, you'll be surprised how quickly you're sucking you own dick.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:06
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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I have dreamt a dream so many times where i'm sucking my own cock. It is always the same, I always think to myself while i do it, "Wow, i've only ever been able to do this while dreaming!" Then I wake up and I'm like. Oh...
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Aug 7, 2014 03:11
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So You Wanna Suck You Own Dick: A starter's guide by Anime gently caress Pillow
Hi, welcome to my guide to sucking your own penis. I'm Anime gently caress Pillow, a frequenter of BYOB, among other places. I've been asked by my friend Nomates to give you guys a general idea of how you blow your self and I feel it is a community service to write this up for you all. I hope you enjoy. I'll be employing a multi-step program to get you moving towards your goal, and remember, each step relies on its previous steps to work. Good luck!
Step 1: You Gotta Want It
That's right, you gotta want to suck your own dick. You need to look down at your lonely lil chub and say, self, i want that greasy gross dick in and around my mouth. Every time you look down at yourself you should get a little excited. You should be distracted at work so much so that your boss asks you if something's the matter and you make something up to cover up your desire. It can't just be that you're lonely and want to try something new, this is a big time step and you've got to be ready to go all the way on it.
Step 2: Size DOES Matter
So you're probably thinking "What? I watch Good Morning America like every other red blooded American and they've shown me multiple studies proving women and other men don't really care!" While it may be true that finding a mate with a small dick isn't a big deal, if you're going solo it's pretty much the biggest. You see, your body isn't made to go full hilt, and if you don't have something for your gumline to latch onto to get a real dicksuck going, you're not going to get anything done and you'll be buying pocket pussies like a sucker the next thing you know. Sorry chode friends, this technique isn't for you. Try finding a girlfriend.
Step 3: Crunchy Rolls
So as the step implies, you're gouing to be doing crunches. A lot of them. What you need to do is watch some porno to get your fella going and then do hundreds of crunches. If done correctly, it will be like holding a carrot with a fishing pole in front of an elephant, you'll be surprised how quickly you're sucking you own dick.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:11
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- tao of lmao
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looks like the excuse i need to finally start exercising. fitness thread, here i cum!
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Aug 7, 2014 03:12
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So You Wanna Suck You Own Dick: A starter's guide by Anime gently caress Pillow
Hi, welcome to my guide to sucking your own penis. I'm Anime gently caress Pillow, a frequenter of BYOB, among other places. I've been asked by my friend Nomates to give you guys a general idea of how you blow your self and I feel it is a community service to write this up for you all. I hope you enjoy. I'll be employing a multi-step program to get you moving towards your goal, and remember, each step relies on its previous steps to work. Good luck!
Step 1: You Gotta Want It
That's right, you gotta want to suck your own dick. You need to look down at your lonely lil chub and say, self, i want that greasy gross dick in and around my mouth. Every time you look down at yourself you should get a little excited. You should be distracted at work so much so that your boss asks you if something's the matter and you make something up to cover up your desire. It can't just be that you're lonely and want to try something new, this is a big time step and you've got to be ready to go all the way on it.
Step 2: Size DOES Matter
So you're probably thinking "What? I watch Good Morning America like every other red blooded American and they've shown me multiple studies proving women and other men don't really care!" While it may be true that finding a mate with a small dick isn't a big deal, if you're going solo it's pretty much the biggest. You see, your body isn't made to go full hilt, and if you don't have something for your gumline to latch onto to get a real dicksuck going, you're not going to get anything done and you'll be buying pocket pussies like a sucker the next thing you know. Sorry chode friends, this technique isn't for you. Try finding a girlfriend.
Step 3: Crunchy Rolls
So as the step implies, you're gouing to be doing crunches. A lot of them. What you need to do is watch some porno to get your fella going and then do hundreds of crunches. If done correctly, it will be like holding a carrot with a fishing pole in front of an elephant, you'll be surprised how quickly you're sucking you own dick.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:07
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So You Wanna Suck You Own Dick: A starter's guide by Anime gently caress Pillow
Hi, welcome to my guide to sucking your own penis. I'm Anime gently caress Pillow, a frequenter of BYOB, among other places. I've been asked by my friend Nomates to give you guys a general idea of how you blow your self and I feel it is a community service to write this up for you all. I hope you enjoy. I'll be employing a multi-step program to get you moving towards your goal, and remember, each step relies on its previous steps to work. Good luck!
Step 1: You Gotta Want It
That's right, you gotta want to suck your own dick. You need to look down at your lonely lil chub and say, self, i want that greasy gross dick in and around my mouth. Every time you look down at yourself you should get a little excited. You should be distracted at work so much so that your boss asks you if something's the matter and you make something up to cover up your desire. It can't just be that you're lonely and want to try something new, this is a big time step and you've got to be ready to go all the way on it.
Step 2: Size DOES Matter
So you're probably thinking "What? I watch Good Morning America like every other red blooded American and they've shown me multiple studies proving women and other men don't really care!" While it may be true that finding a mate with a small dick isn't a big deal, if you're going solo it's pretty much the biggest. You see, your body isn't made to go full hilt, and if you don't have something for your gumline to latch onto to get a real dicksuck going, you're not going to get anything done and you'll be buying pocket pussies like a sucker the next thing you know. Sorry chode friends, this technique isn't for you. Try finding a girlfriend.
Step 3: Crunchy Rolls
So as the step implies, you're gouing to be doing crunches. A lot of them. What you need to do is watch some porno to get your fella going and then do hundreds of crunches. If done correctly, it will be like holding a carrot with a fishing pole in front of an elephant, you'll be surprised how quickly you're sucking you own dick.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:25
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- thewizardofshoe
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Have you walked the Golden Path and achieved the unachievable dream of men everywhere?!
Try for the balls.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:25
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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I have the wet butt dick self suck pics
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Aug 7, 2014 07:06
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So You Wanna Suck You Own Dick: A starter's guide by Anime gently caress Pillow
Hi, welcome to my guide to sucking your own penis. I'm Anime gently caress Pillow, a frequenter of BYOB, among other places. I've been asked by my friend Nomates to give you guys a general idea of how you blow your self and I feel it is a community service to write this up for you all. I hope you enjoy. I'll be employing a multi-step program to get you moving towards your goal, and remember, each step relies on its previous steps to work. Good luck!
Step 1: You Gotta Want It
That's right, you gotta want to suck your own dick. You need to look down at your lonely lil chub and say, self, i want that greasy gross dick in and around my mouth. Every time you look down at yourself you should get a little excited. You should be distracted at work so much so that your boss asks you if something's the matter and you make something up to cover up your desire. It can't just be that you're lonely and want to try something new, this is a big time step and you've got to be ready to go all the way on it.
Step 2: Size DOES Matter
So you're probably thinking "What? I watch Good Morning America like every other red blooded American and they've shown me multiple studies proving women and other men don't really care!" While it may be true that finding a mate with a small dick isn't a big deal, if you're going solo it's pretty much the biggest. You see, your body isn't made to go full hilt, and if you don't have something for your gumline to latch onto to get a real dicksuck going, you're not going to get anything done and you'll be buying pocket pussies like a sucker the next thing you know. Sorry chode friends, this technique isn't for you. Try finding a girlfriend.
Step 3: Crunchy Rolls
So as the step implies, you're gouing to be doing crunches. A lot of them. What you need to do is watch some porno to get your fella going and then do hundreds of crunches. If done correctly, it will be like holding a carrot with a fishing pole in front of an elephant, you'll be surprised how quickly you're sucking you own dick.
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Aug 7, 2014 07:51
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- Diqnol
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I hate to be crass. But I've heard the experience is more like performing fellatio instead of receiving it. If you know what I'm saying.
You would think that, but believe me, once you're sucking your own dick you'll be amazed at the new horizons that open in your mind.
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Aug 7, 2014 18:00
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- Captain No-mates
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its been 3 long years since i began my quest. my doctor laughed in my face when i asked him the risks but i remained resolute. the thought of that little schlong in between my lips was too tantalising to give up. im the first to admit im not a fit man, or an athletic man but i believe when you have something that you really want, you can overcome anything be it adversity, the jeers or others or the rolls of fat preventing your torso from bending.
every week i get a little closer, that inch of meat getting closer to my face is the light at the end of the tunnel. i have lost the support of my family and my friends but it doesnt matter when you truly love something the way i love my own dick. i know every awkward walk-in situation will be forgotten when one day, i stretch the full way and i feel that tiny lil hog, a piglet if you will, enter my lips and i reach the nirvana which only a selfsuck can provide.
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Aug 7, 2014 18:14
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- verily carefree
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self suckers are fags. im not j-jealous
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