why do girls put their iphones in their ass pocket of their panst

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > why do girls put their iphones in their ass pocket of their panst

«‹›2 »

precision: by VideoGames

seriously, why. every girl i know either wears skirts and dresses all the time or wears pants that don't have an rear end pocket or just doesn't put their phone there.

so why does anybody? :confused:

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:43

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 17, 2024 00:27

i am he

who knows why girls do anything haha frickin girls

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:46

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

when I put stuff in my backpocket it falls out onto the bathroom floor when I go pee. Then I have to buy a new i-phone or pack of cigarettes or whatever.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:46

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

side pockets are not big enough for phones

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:47

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

ChairmanMeow posted:

when I put stuff in my backpocket it falls out onto the bathroom floor when I go pee. Then I have to buy a new i-phone or pack of cigarettes or whatever.

you should quit smoking or at least replace the cigarettes in the pack with joints

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:49

precision: by VideoGames

Qwerinty posted:

side pockets are not big enough for phones

i put my phone in my side pocket all the time! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:52

Peta

Girls are like boys except weaker and more stupid

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:55

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

also boobs

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:55

posting smiling

they like it when it vibrates on their butt

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:57

Diqnol

I put it in my front pocket, where the real men are.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:57

i am he

girl looking at front pocket: buh?? what the heck...? what is this thing for ??? i guess i'll never know.... *sticks phone in back pocket and sits on it*

me: smdh........basic bitches....

# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:59

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

panst

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:00

Diqnol

Wow, this phone sure is bulky, better put it on the pocket on my rear end, where I sit, so I never sit comfortably and look like I have a ghetto rear end. How about no.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:00

i am he

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Wow, this phone sure is bulky, better put it on the pocket on my rear end, where I sit, so I never sit comfortably and look like I have a ghetto rear end. How about no.

just, girls.txt right here, bravo good sir

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:01

Diqnol

Girl: I had a really good time tonight, let's swap numbers!

Me, in my mind: Yes! This went great! This is going to lead to a lasting and fulfilling relationship that ends in sex!

*Girl reaches into her rear end to pull out her phone*

Me: Stop right there. That's a dealbreaker.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:02

salt shakeup: 'orrible fucking nights

Chicks...

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:06

i am he

*me walking behind girl* dayUM look at that rear end nice nice nice im going to marry that fricking butt

*girls phone rings and she reaches into back pocket and takes it out*

me: ahh dammit like a pushup bra for rear end thats not even good butt stupid bitch

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:06

Diqnol

My best friend used to put his phone in the front pocket like a normal human male, and we hung out a lot sharing front pocket experiences. Then he went away to a far away school, and when he came back he was putting his phone in his rear end pocket. That's when I used his toothbrush on my gooch.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:09

precision: by VideoGames

ok so i texted my gf and asked her and she texted back:

quote:

i have no idea. o.o i've never done that from what i remember. why do some girls put their phone in their bra? -_-

this is driving me insane

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:09

i am he

precision posted:

ok so i texted my gf and asked her and she texted back:

this is driving me insane

This whole thread was an elaborate way to let us know you have a girlfriend, I'll bet.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:10

beer pal

i am he posted:

*me walking behind girl* dayUM look at that rear end nice nice nice im going to marry that fricking butt

*girls phone rings and she reaches into back pocket and takes it out*

me: ahh dammit like a pushup bra for rear end thats not even good butt stupid bitch

gotta love a girl with an angular rear end. i get hot for a girl with an rear end like dnd die. girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a sharp thing in your face you get sprung.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:10

posting smiling

girl: does this phone make my rear end look square?
me: whoa, wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot poll! women!

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:12

precision: by VideoGames

i am he posted:

This whole thread was an elaborate way to let us know you have a girlfriend, I'll bet.

i dunno having a boy/girlfriend is probably a lot more common in byob than any other forum tbqh

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:14

i am he

im thinking of switching from the iphone to the galaxy phone. the android functionality is a real plus, and the bigger screen and phone makes my rear end look better.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:14

Diqnol

I'm going to invent girl pants that only have pockets in the front and also sell pants with the back pockets that have phone-activated glow in the dark words across the rear end that say "Basic Bitch"

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:14

cruft

anime gently caress pillow posted:

My best friend used to put his phone in the front pocket like a normal human male, and we hung out a lot sharing front pocket experiences. Then he went away to a far away school, and when he came back he was putting his phone in his rear end pocket. That's when I used his toothbrush on my gooch.

Same but I used my toothbrush on his gooch.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:18

AAB

its nice when they put their phone between their boobies

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:21

PandaCookies: Delicious endangered confection!

Do you know where I put mine?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:05

Drunk Driver Dad

precision posted:

i dunno having a boy/girlfriend is probably a lot more common in byob than any other forum tbqh

i want a grilfriend

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:14

posting smiling

PandaCookies posted:

Do you know where I put mine?

is this a trick question?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:14

joke_explainer

Everyone should sew a special pocket directly onto every pair of pants they own to the exact dimensions of their phone so this doesn't have to happen.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:28

gingerberger: Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

I text girls to see their rear end light up

# ? Aug 7, 2014 07:19

Corn Glizzy

because theres no room after they keep their cash and drivers license in they pussy

# ? Aug 7, 2014 07:21

whoflungpoop: With you and the constellations

i put mine in my bra cause android phones arent compatible with pants

# ? Aug 7, 2014 08:38

Valeyard

whoflungpoop posted:

i put mine in my bra cause android

you must have some huge titties to accomplish that feat

# ? Aug 7, 2014 08:55

ass

Valeyard posted:

you must have some huge titties to accomplish that feat

BYOB ladies all have large boobs, I'm speaking from experience.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 09:09

Matoi Ryuko

Valeyard posted:

you must have some huge titties to accomplish that feat

I just noticed that your little chart next to your regdate doesn't work correctly in BYOB.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 09:10

Tane

literally all women have no dick or balls

makes u think

# ? Aug 7, 2014 09:13

Valeyard

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I just noticed that your little chart next to your regdate doesn't work correctly in BYOB.

Yeah

Mike Maddux posted:

BYOB ladies all have large boobs, I'm speaking from experience.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 09:13

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 17, 2024 00:27

Matoi Ryuko

Your posting power is greatly diminished here! :cheeky:

# ? Aug 7, 2014 09:15

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > why do girls put their iphones in their ass pocket of their panst

«‹›2 »