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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Someone tell me please. I just heard Liberia declared a state of emergency and all my hippie friends are telling me a bunch of spookyass poo poo and now it feels like we're all about to get the bola

any goons with early access to bola serum please pm me, will trade Dreamcast and Nintendo ds games.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
you are already dead from ebola

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

we're all already dead and in hell

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
Yes

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
This can't be serious

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
The Ebola is coming from inside the threaad

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

This can't be serious

tell that to whatever the capital of liberia is.

edit:
Liberia City it's

Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Aug 7, 2014

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




yes

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Finally, the future twelve year old me had wet dreams about after reading The Hot Zone.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


ebonerla

Banned for Life
Feb 14, 2014

yougottabecrittingme
they're mailing jars of infected blood and poo poo all over the place.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

13 INCH DICK posted:

Finally, the future twelve year old me had wet dreams about after reading The Hot Zone.

Ebola has become too mainstream :/

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Ebola has become too mainstream :/

I had ebola before it was so mainstream.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


you should already be doing this, but to be extra safe, avoid direct contact with people who are bleeding from the eyes, ears, nose, and mouth

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

gingerberger posted:

I had ebola before it was so mainstream.

It's not cool anymore sorry

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
weirdly enough ebola doesn't fare too well in countries where the citizens aren't afraid of actual medical treatment and have good sanitization practices

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
Speaking on Tuesday night in Marseille shortly before a joint rally with Marine Le Pen, his daughter and current party leader, Mr Le Pen, 85, said: "There is a demographic explosion in the world and a risk of submersion. A replacement of (the national population) is under way."

However, he added: "Monsieur Ebola can solve the problem in three months."

21 May 2014

Seems rather prescient now

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
I really hope so so that my biggest dream will be fulfilled, which is me dying and everyone else in the world dying.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

It's not cool anymore sorry

ebola is OUT, weaponized small pox from the cold war is IN

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

stimulated emission posted:

weirdly enough ebola doesn't fare too well in countries where the citizens aren't afraid of actual medical treatment and have good sanitization practices

*nosebleeds all over you*

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Meg From Family Guy posted:

I really hope so so that my biggest dream will be fulfilled, which is me dying and everyone else in the world dying.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

OMFG FURRY posted:

ebola is OUT, weaponized small pox from the cold war is IN

No no no no NO PRIONS are IN

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

No no no no NO PRIONS are IN

prions are literally the only thing holding me back from eating human meat

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

It's not cool anymore sorry

I just have it ironically now

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

im pooping! posted:

you should already be doing this, but to be extra safe, avoid direct contact with people who are bleeding from the eyes, ears, nose, and mouth

Really going to interfere with my weekend plans :(

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
The flu? OUT

Meningitis? IN

Fatal insomnia that has somehow been integrated into a virus and unleashed on an unsuspecting population? ALSO IN

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
stop talking to hippies

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

*nosebleeds all over you*

bring it on, i am prepared for this

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

jarvis cocker posted:

stop talking to hippies

Stop licking their bleeding orifices too

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
code:
DO I HAVE EBOLA CHECKLIST

1. Do you live in Africa? y / n
2. Are you poor? y / n 
3. Do you lick corpses? y / n
4. Do you eat / gently caress bats? y / n
5. Do you chase ambulances off with machetes? y / n
6. Do you feel the urge to piss over everyone with sheer rage?
7. Is Ebola in town- Shadow & Kuzzy Of 2Kings the hit song in your hometown / country? y / n** See link below.
8. Is blood oozing from your eyes?
9. Do your organs feel liquidy? y / n.
10. Have you had sex / licked with anyone who has ebola? y / n
 


If you answered [b]yes (y)[/b] these are the points you add to your score.

1.   10 points
2.   15 points
3.   25 points
4.   30 points
5.   10 points
6.   10 points
7.   20 points
8.   25 points
9.   15 points
10. 100 points

0         No Ebola.
1-25      Not likely.
26-50     Probable Ebola
51-75     Ebola Advocate
76-100    Holy Eboley!
101-150   Patient Zero
151+      Rage-Pissing Ebola Master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_WOR22-SnY **song
Post your results and scores below!

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Aug 7, 2014

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
People in Africa are pretty loving terrible at staying alive HTH, OP.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Al Borland posted:

code:
DO I HAVE EBOLA CHECKLIST

1. Do you live in Africa? y / n
2. Are you poor? y / n 
3. Do you lick corpses? y / n
4. Do you eat / gently caress bats? y / n
5. Do you chase ambulances off with machetes? y / n
6. Do you feel the urge to piss over everyone with sheer rage?
7. Is [video type="youtube"]1_WOR22-SnY[/video] that the hit song in your hometown / country? y / n
8. Is blood oozing from your eyes?
9. Do your organs feel liquidy? y / n.
10. Have you had sex / licked with anyone who has ebola? y / n
 


If you answered [b]yes (y)[/b] these are the points you add to your score.

1.   10 points
2.   15 points
3.   25 points
4.   30 points
5.   10 points
6.   10 points
7.   20 points
8.   25 points
9.   15 points
10. 100 points

0         No Ebola.
1-25      Not likely.
26-50     Probable Ebola
51-75     Ebola Advocate
76-100    Holy Eboley!
100-150   Patient Zero
150+      Rage-Pissing Ebola Master
Post your results and scores below!

What if I lick corpses, but like I like a TON of corpses. Does it count for more than 25 points?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
god I hope so

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

gingerberger posted:

What if I lick corpses, but like I like a TON of corpses. Does it count for more than 25 points?

Corpse licking is already factored in for all levels.

Also I revised the list a bit so look again for test results. I scored only 10 because i have rage piss urges.

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
its like the walking dead: we are all already infected

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Al Borland posted:

Corpse licking is already factored in for all levels.

Also I revised the list a bit so look again for test results. I scored only 10 because i have rage piss urges.

Follow-up; are you asking if I eat and/or gently caress bats, or are you asking if I eat gently caress-bats?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

gingerberger posted:

Follow-up; are you asking if I eat and/or gently caress bats, or are you asking if I eat gently caress-bats?

all of the above.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I bled from my ear a little bit earlier but that may have been because I poked it with a q tip

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Al Borland posted:

all of the above.

hmm then I don't have max score, but I'm pretty drat close...

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Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004

i died of swine flu

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