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was stressing to leave my apt for the bus, opened my fridge to get a banana and an apple, thats my lunch every day, ripped a banana off from the rest of the bunch but accidentally ripped it open instead, stood there stupidly for a few moments looking at my ripped banana, got super pissed off at myself and didnt know what to do cuz now that banana would get bad before i could eat it for lunch, 1 hour on a bus then 4 hours in a locker while i work would make it bad if it was ripped open like that, had a panic attack and threw the entire fruit box on the floor, just dropped to the floor myself and laid there for 20 minutes staring into the ground couldnt think now im calling in sick for work i cant handle this poo poo what the gently caress is wrong with me (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:36 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:05 |
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you must not be from queensland ha ha ha ha ha ha ha little australia humour there
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:37 |
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you should just kill yourself
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:37 |
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your thread should probably go in e/n
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:38 |
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:39 |
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Maybe if you ate more than two fruits for lunch you would have better blood sugar levels and wouldn't be devastated emotionally because of a bad banana, OP.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:41 |
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you can eat my banana
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:43 |
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whats wrong is that you have no lunch you can fix it by purchasing a delicious subway sandwich from your nearest convenient location your panic attack brought on by your sudden realisation of your inability to affect change on any aspect of your life and the nature of your life as an cubical-shaped eggshell-thin veneer on a gaping maw of raving madness is totally rational and is proof that your brain is still working despite the considerable conditioning you have endured. congratulations, to celebrate, buy a delicious subway sandwich from your nearest convenient location.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:44 |
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what time is it, why it's gagelion thread time
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:44 |
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sever and therap<y
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:46 |
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what sort of degenerate keeps their bananas in the fridge
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:47 |
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Start drinking OP
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:49 |
Seems reasonable OP. Don't want to work off your stride, who knows what could go wrong.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:49 |
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make some banana bread you rear end in a top hat
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:51 |
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tell us about the juicer you silly tease
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:51 |
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dont put banana in the fridge
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:56 |
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cut off your penis
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:57 |
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hhm after careful consideration of your internet story i suggest you don't be so crazy and insane
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:58 |
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i haven't skipped a day of work since november OP
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:00 |
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Ryoshi posted:tell us about the juicer you silly tease yes this
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:01 |
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Im not one to armchair psychology people but I think your real problems have nothing to do with the banana and everything to do with how you're a crazy fucker. Have you gone to a church to check yourself for demons?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:04 |
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Ryoshi posted:tell us about the juicer you silly tease MAKE AND MODEL
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:15 |
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I'm never going to join the workforce
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:17 |
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Cucking Mama posted:I'm never going to join the workforce Just remember to always buy burner phones.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:17 |
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gagelion posted:just dropped to the floor myself and laid there, literally shaking, for 20 minutes staring into the ground couldnt think
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:17 |
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kill youre banan
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:20 |
poop into the jouicer, add banana, pour resulting flurry into moutf
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:21 |
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hi mods plz ban op for whatever reason thanks
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:23 |
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next time store the banana in your rear end
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:26 |
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he's no 50 foot ant that's for sure
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:28 |
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tell me more about this box of fruit
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:31 |
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this guy does nothing but copy paste topics from a different forum to here lol
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:32 |
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you have banana thread, op
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:33 |
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ban(ana) thread, gas OP
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:37 |
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Youre like the adult version of those babies that are born profoundly retarded.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:38 |
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vyst posted:you should just kill yourself
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:40 |
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what is the canon continuity for gagelion threads, are all these things happening in quick succession or are there long gaps between key events like "girlfriend mean to friend in diner", "wife's friend is a oval office at wedding" and this latest installment?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:41 |
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why do you guys want gagelion banned?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:42 |
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Cucking Mama posted:why do you guys want gagelion banned? He didn't post blender?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:44 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:05 |
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op should be an author or something. he sure does come up with really random things huh
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:51 |