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so, yeah, I grew up on japanese games. Loved them and I wanted to go to japan and see why the heck japan was so cool. I had a great time and visited nintendo and all that poo poo, but eventually I had to go to the bathroom. have you ever seen their bathrooms? I practically poo poo on myself because I didn't have good hamstrings because I never had to squat to loving poo poo, you know? anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know that everything amazing always has a little shittiness and this is something impians need to remember when it comes to their favorite game
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squatting to poo poo is actually better for your bowels though
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Aug 7, 2014 13:29
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Yeah it's like saying non-regenerating health is bad because you've only played CoD in your whole life.
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Aug 7, 2014 13:31
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I think Japan has much to teach us. About poo poo.
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Aug 7, 2014 13:33
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curious, I'm not reading how you went to akihabara, bought the latest porn games there and then went to a cat maid cafe a trip thoroughly wasted
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Aug 7, 2014 13:43
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is there a thing for less experienced squat shitters to hold onto maybe
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Aug 7, 2014 13:49
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Nobody uses squat toilets. It is just a joke they play on visitors.
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Aug 7, 2014 14:12
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I'd love to see how a fat whale american tourist uses a squatting toilet
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Aug 7, 2014 14:15
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It sounds like you never got to enjoy the comfort of a Toto brand Washlet™ with controllable bidet nozzle designed for both rear end and grundle washing, heated seat, and self-cleaning water wand, OP.
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Aug 7, 2014 14:23
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Now that A crunk bird went to work for Compile Heart they will have to adapt or disappear.
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Aug 7, 2014 14:27
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I cannot get over how people (Americans mostly??) are still shocked about the existence of squatting to poo poo. People cannot wrap their heads around it. they piss all over their shoes then slip in it and fall into the hole and role around in it making confused grunting noises. they cluster around bathroom stalls scratching their heads and murmuring
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Aug 7, 2014 14:35
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Crewmine posted:People cannot wrap their heads around it. they piss all over their shoes then slip in it and fall into the hole and role around in it making confused grunting noises. they cluster around bathroom stalls scratching their heads and murmuring Why are you assuming that my grunting noises are because of confusion? I know exactly what I'm doing.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:06
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they have western style toilets for old people
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Aug 7, 2014 15:14
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A strong body enables strong gaming. *w*
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Aug 7, 2014 16:01
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Ekster posted:curious, I'm not reading how you went to akihabara, bought the latest porn games there and then went to a cat maid cafe Err, you mean he did epically win things like take an American poo poo on the country of Japan, instead of being a failure retard badgamer and do a bunch of queer anime poo poo?
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Crewmine posted:I cannot get over how people (Americans mostly??) are still shocked about the existence of squatting to poo poo. People cannot wrap their heads around it. they piss all over their shoes then slip in it and fall into the hole and role around in it making confused grunting noises. they cluster around bathroom stalls scratching their heads and murmuring Wrap your head in a block of cement, retard. American's are loving awesome, and perfected the art of making GBS threads, while the Japos squat in a filthy hole.
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Aug 7, 2014 16:32
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Aug 7, 2014 16:37
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Maybe there's something to it after all, two birds with one stone.
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Aug 7, 2014 16:46
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gently caress yeah, I do leg day on Monday not when I take a poo poo
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Aug 7, 2014 16:48
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even the most unfit man in turkey has legs stronger than any american athlete because he does squats every day without fail for his entire life
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Aug 7, 2014 17:04
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I don't give a poo poo until they give back Constantinople
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If you lose one of the most epic cities of all time to Turks, either you straight up deserved it for your stupidity or Turks were just always better.
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Aug 7, 2014 18:21
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I want the Turks to give Constantinople back to the Greeks only so the Greeks have to give Byzantion back to the Thracians
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Aug 7, 2014 18:32
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so hold up is this thread technically about games since all games are poo poo
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Wormskull posted:If you lose one of the most epic cities of all time to Turks, either you straight up deserved it for your stupidity or Turks were just always better.
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Mung Dynasty posted:so hold up is this thread technically about games since all games are poo poo The Cripes Fellow.
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Aug 7, 2014 19:23
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Mung Dynasty posted:so hold up is this thread technically about games since all games are poo poo If you put it like that, it's actually about your posts.
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Aug 7, 2014 19:33
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The Sharmat posted:I want the Turks to give Constantinople back to the Greeks only so the Greeks have to give Byzantion back to the Thracians can we give Babylon back to the Macedonians too that one didn't work out so well
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Aug 8, 2014 03:12
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I had one of those squat toilets and I like to pretend I was riding a tiny speedboat.
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Aug 8, 2014 03:13
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im dying lmfao
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Aug 8, 2014 03:30
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bidets on max power
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I was in japan for a month and I found only 1 squat toilet but there was a normal toilet down the hall. Did you get lost in feudal japan or something? I also spent half the time in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kushimoto,_Wakayama soooo not sure where you went? are you sure you wherent in India?
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Aug 8, 2014 05:31
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japan is famous for having luxurious toilets. are you sure you didnt accidentally go to china
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Aug 8, 2014 10:45
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maybe the op is just bad at pooping???
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where's the animated one post the animated one
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