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hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums

dox posted:

All of our Tier 1, 2, and 3 levels are "Engineers" at an MSP. It seems titles are worthless in IT.

Haha yeah, my titles have pretty much gone backwards in the past few years, even though I'm getting more specialized. Went from Senior Network Engineer, to Technical Consultant to Systems Engineer (even though I purely deal with routing/switching/wireless/firewalls now). Job titles are weird :shrug:

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Heartache is powerful, but democracy is *subtle*.
I love it when HR people obviously write job descriptions:

"Manages core network protocols such as OSPF, BGP, MPLS, DHCP, ARP, and ICMP"

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

psydude posted:

I love it when HR people obviously write job descriptions:

"Manages core network protocols such as OSPF, BGP, MPLS, DHCP, ARP, and ICMP"

That's good because I have 20 years of experience with ICMP.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Sorry guys, I'd like to post more but I spent all day at work managing the gently caress out of ICMP and I am just exhausted.

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

psydude posted:

I love it when HR people obviously write job descriptions:

"Manages core network protocols such as OSPF, BGP, MPLS, DHCP, ARP, and ICMP"

Turns out we had a critical ICMP outage on one of our servers the other day. Boy were my customers happy when I plugged their PC back in.

SamDabbers
May 26, 2003



Aunt Beth posted:

Turns out we had a critical ICMP outage on one of our servers the other day. Boy were my customers happy when I plugged their PC back in.

Was it unreachable?

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
I can't be the only one who has wasted way more time than necessary troubleshooting network issues when inbound ping was just blocked on the local firewall

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Roargasm posted:

I can't be the only one who has wasted way more time than necessary troubleshooting network issues when inbound ping was just blocked on the local firewall

Not at all. Every time it happens I'm like "Dammit, if you're getting asymmetrical ping results, check Windows Firewall first!" and then next time I'm still going over NAT rules for the 8th time before I realize.

vibur
Apr 23, 2004

the spyder posted:

Where do I start? Is the goon-ran resume service worth it?
Definitely. The entry on my resume for my current position looked like poo poo until R2I got hold of it. They managed to take a poo poo position and make it look like gold.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

psydude posted:

I love it when HR people obviously write job descriptions:

"Manages core network protocols such as OSPF, BGP, MPLS, DHCP, ARP, and ICMP"

I really can't understand how HR ever became part of the search and hiring process.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Heartache is powerful, but democracy is *subtle*.

go3 posted:

I really can't understand how HR ever became part of the search and hiring process.

Well I mean, recruiting is technically an HR function, but a lot of places have their own dedicated recruiting staff that either have a technical background or work closely with the hiring managers to write the job description and posting. Others however, just leave it up to the HR specialist, which is about as good of an idea as leaving the accounting up to the IT department.

SamDabbers
May 26, 2003



Roargasm posted:

I can't be the only one who has wasted way more time than necessary troubleshooting network issues when inbound ping was just blocked on the local firewall

There's no good reason to block ICMP anymore, unless you're running some ancient vulnerable TCP/IP stack.

"Oh noes ICMP is insecure!!!1" is cargo cult bullshit. Good thing functioning ICMP is mandatory for IPv6 to work, so people can eventually unlearn that particular wrongness.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

go3 posted:

I really can't understand how HR ever became part of the search and hiring process.

Probably because the idea went from "This department manages the resources for the humans" to "This department is in charge of the resources that are the humans."

DrAlexanderTobacco
Jun 11, 2012

Help me find my true dharma

psydude posted:

Well I mean, recruiting is technically an HR function, but a lot of places have their own dedicated recruiting staff that either have a technical background or work closely with the hiring managers to write the job description and posting. Others however, just leave it up to the HR specialist, which is about as good of an idea as leaving the accounting up to the IT department.

I don't see why the hiring/IT manager can't just say "Hey HR, here's an exact job spec for what I'm looking for. Do not change these sections [Technical stuff, qualifications, experience] but feel free to add on HR bullshit at the top/bottom."


Edit: Forgot how larger companies in the US have insane requirements for H1B purposes, so :shrug:

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!

Aunt Beth posted:

Turns out we had a critical ICMP outage on one of our servers the other day. Boy were my customers happy when I plugged their PC back in.

Speaking of ICMP outages

Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k
If I ever become a hiring manager I am going to ask soooo many ICMP questions, just to really get under peoples skin

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:

Speaking of ICMP outages



Please tell me that's a real thing. I want to believe that somewhere out there someone accidentally cut some CAT6 and "fixed" it by tying the severed ends together.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

go3 posted:

I really can't understand how HR ever became part of the search and hiring process.
There's a really tremendous amount of legal liability associated with this process, especially in states like California, and that's in hiring processes where external recruiters aren't involved. I agree that they overreach in trying to become the single entry point for recruits finding their way into the company, but they absolutely have an important role in the process.

Sepist posted:

If I ever become a hiring manager I am going to ask soooo many ICMP questions, just to really get under peoples skin
Christ, there's more than enough hiring managers doing things that serve no purpose but to get under a candidate's skin.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!

HatfulOfHollow posted:

Please tell me that's a real thing. I want to believe that somewhere out there someone accidentally cut some CAT6 and "fixed" it by tying the severed ends together.

My boss got tired of this one guy always playing the jokester and unplugging usb cables all over the office. He asked to borrow my knife to get even.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

the spyder posted:

Since *company merger* is looking worse and worse now that I've got a taste of how they currently handle IT (it's terrible) and there's no way I'm staying here any longer then I have too, it's time to brush up the old resume. Where do I start? Is the goon-ran resume service worth it? I've started to audit/rebuilt my online presence (so they find what I want them to find, like my IT blog.) But I've got two weak points: resumes and interviews. I can get a decent resume out there and handle phone interviews no sweat, but at the in person tech interviews, I always choke. Any help or resource recommendations (articles, books, ect) are appreciated.

You're in Portland, correct? What kind of work are you doing? I know you gave me your email address in one of these threads and I got caught up in some stuff and didn't get around to e-mailing you, but if you give me an idea of what kind of work you're looking for I can ask around and see if anyone I know is hiring.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Misogynist posted:

Christ, there's more than enough hiring managers doing things that serve no purpose but to get under a candidate's skin.

You mean hiring managers or interviewers?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Outside of personal IT-related projects that I'm working on independently (studying for CCNA, virtualizing my home servers, etc), are there side jobs or projects you folks would recommend looking into that would help me get more IT stuff on my resume? I love my current job, but I've realized I want to work in IT (sysadmin/network admin, I haven't decided which one quite yet) and will be here for at least another year (they're paying for my MBA courses which is important to me to finish) and am looking to add as much experience as possible so when I'm done with the degree I can try to make the switch without dropping back down to an entry-level position (if possible).

Also, how does Salesforce administration experience look on a resume? Our company just switched to it and my new project going forward involves a lot of creating custom SF objects and buttons, automating our existing EchoSign workflows within Salesforce, modifying profile layouts, etc... but I don't know if that kind of stuff would look good as far as 'IT background' is concerned.

GobiasIndustries fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Aug 7, 2014

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


One thing that's really stuck out to me about hiring practices is when you're interviewed with HR, upper-management but not your actual supervisor or any co-workers.

For some lower-level positions it's okay but otherwise it's a bad idea.

the spyder
Feb 18, 2011

NippleFloss posted:

You're in Portland, correct? What kind of work are you doing? I know you gave me your email address in one of these threads and I got caught up in some stuff and didn't get around to e-mailing you, but if you give me an idea of what kind of work you're looking for I can ask around and see if anyone I know is hiring.

Correct. Send me an email and I'll take you out to lunch if your free some time soon.
marc.heynderickx @ gmail.com

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

I may have a chance at an interview for a technical position with a startup soon where the culture appears to be "hip nerd company". I've only ever worked in corporate IT so I've only ever worn suits to my interviews. When people interview for these kinds of companies, what the hell do you wear to the interview?

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Banana hammock and pasties.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


A t-shirt and jeans.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

tadashi posted:

I may have a chance at an interview for a technical position with a startup soon where the culture appears to be "hip nerd company". I've only ever worked in corporate IT so I've only ever worn suits to my interviews. When people interview for these kinds of companies, what the hell do you wear to the interview?

Whatever the gently caress you want. Don't wear khakis and a shirt with buttons on it or they will make fun of you.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




tadashi posted:

I may have a chance at an interview for a technical position with a startup soon where the culture appears to be "hip nerd company". I've only ever worked in corporate IT so I've only ever worn suits to my interviews. When people interview for these kinds of companies, what the hell do you wear to the interview?

Bring some kind of animal like a ferret.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Totally bringing my parents Basset Hound to my next interview.

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

Bob Morales posted:

Whatever the gently caress you want. Don't wear khakis and a shirt with buttons on it or they will make fun of you.

To me, that would instantly mark it as a place that I would question whether I wanted to work there. Don't worry about what I am wearing. Let's talk about technical stuff and see if we are a personality fit.

I can wear a t-shirt and jeans every day where I'm at now but I choose to wear chinos and a button down more often than not. I used to wear hoodies, etc. and was mistaken for a desktop support technician. After that I changed how I presented myself.

Dark Helmut
Jul 24, 2004

All growns up

tadashi posted:

I may have a chance at an interview for a technical position with a startup soon where the culture appears to be "hip nerd company". I've only ever worked in corporate IT so I've only ever worn suits to my interviews. When people interview for these kinds of companies, what the hell do you wear to the interview?

You can't un-do the first impression, so act carefully. Here in somewhat conservative VA, I would give the advice that no matter what you should always wear a suit, even in hipster nerd territory. But I concede that maybe in an area where hipster nerds hold a bigger market share, your mileage may vary.

If you came in through a recruiter, I would have them find out for you. Or just call the company and see if the admin or whoever answers will clue you in. In my mind it's dangerous to go below suit level, but if you do just make sure you are still dressed to impress.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Oh god it's already suitchat time again?

FWIW I've never worked anywhere with a dress code above t-shirt and jeans. Including two software startups. Wore a suit to every interview. I got a bit of "lol nice suit nerd" from interviewers in shorts and sandals but was told that at the end of the day it was a positive and they felt it showed I was serious about getting the job. I feel like being underdressed is always riskier than being overdressed, even at a startup, but that's just my personal opinion. The 1% of brogrammer idiots that will toss you out for wearing a suit to a job interview are probably not someone you wanted as a boss anyway.

DrAlexanderTobacco
Jun 11, 2012

Help me find my true dharma
Do they have a website with a "meet the team" section? What are those team members wearing? Wear that.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

When I say 'make fun of you' I meant they'll tease you about it for a second but it's not like they're going to steal your lunch money.

I normally wear khaki's and button downs but at the last place I worked, I only wore it for the first week. Everyone was like "you know you don't have to 'dress up', right?"

It helps me get into 'work' mode, but after a while I ended up just rolling out of bed and wearing t-shirts and sandals.

Dark Helmut
Jul 24, 2004

All growns up

DrAlexanderTobacco posted:

Do they have a website with a "meet the team" section? What are those team members wearing? Wear that.

NO.



You're there to get a job. To impress and give the impression that you want to earn a spot with their team. Not to pretend you're already one of them.

Interviewing isn't a showcase of how cool you are. It's about showing how competent and professional you are.

Like I said, I admit that not all companies are created equal, but IMHO you really can't go wrong with a nice high quality (~$300-500) suit.

I'll get off my soapbox now.

E: Sorry for the rant, I've just seen soooo many people blow interviews by dressing poorly. Conversely, I've NEVER seen anyone lose an interview for dressing too nicely.

E2: http://www.artofmanliness.com/2010/05/13/how-to-build-your-wardrobe-2/

vvvvv If I'm in on a Saturday (which I never am) or after hours, you can bet that I have a beer in my hand vvvvvv

Dark Helmut fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Aug 8, 2014

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Dark Helmut posted:

You're there to get a job. To impress and give the impression that you want to earn a spot with their team. Not to pretend you're already one of them.

Would you come in on a Saturday to work with Dark Helmut?

:spergin:

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


I'm in complete agreement with Dark Helmut and screw the stupid startup guy who said you should never wear a suit.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
Business casual in IT implies that I am not going to carry around printers or crawl under your desk.

When in doubt, "overdress" for the first interview, then dress down for the following ones if you felt awkward. Except one time, a 16-year old who does A/V for me wore a suit to an interview at McDonalds. He looked sharp but holy hell was it cringeworthy

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Wear slacks and a long sleeve dress shirt, look clean and presentable and you'll be fine in 99.99 percent of interviews. If you've already got a nice suit feel free to wear it, but don't go spend hundreds of dollars on one for an interview.

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