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Mein gott, I've never done this before. The diaper is gone, the poop is everywhere. How do I get the poop out of her little baby vagina without going to prison? killing/ditching the baby is not an option. Help me goons, you're my only hope
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:26 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:44 |
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Very carefully
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:27 |
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change? gently caress that just strap on another diaper over the wet/dirty one
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:27 |
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make sure you use some baby powder
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:28 |
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dig all up in that snatch with a wipe. whatever you do don't use your tongue.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:29 |
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1)get the dirty diaper out of the trash 2)eat the dirty diaper 3)you'll get an intense high from eating it that will awaken your natural diaper changing instincts
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:30 |
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tell your mom to change her own diaper.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:30 |
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take your kid outside use a garden hose to clean them off then wipe clean with a shammy, slap a new diaper on after powdering.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:32 |
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dontcareaboutname posted:take your kid outside use a garden hose to clean them off then wipe clean with a shammy, slap a new diaper on after powdering. gonna start doing this thanks for the tip
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:33 |
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fill up the bathtub and just leave it in there for 30 mins
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:34 |
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Gently use a wipe. Then baby powder dry.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:34 |
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I've already called the FBI op.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:35 |
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did you try just holding it infront of a woman on the street? Just stand there have a break down right on the street.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:37 |
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you have no right to change a girl, how do you know they WANT to change?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:38 |
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MonkeyBot posted:whatever you do don't use your tongue. this is v importan just keep calm and whatever you do don't do this
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:39 |
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nuke from orbit
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:40 |
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Just return the baby to it's parents, OP. You're obviously in over your head with this entire scheme.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:55 |
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how old is baby and congratulations on baby is baby healthy weight u gotta watch out for tiny babys
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:59 |
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cool Louis ck joke
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:10 |
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Wash hands and sever.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:14 |
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leave the baby in a car for a couple hours, say you were going to go to the store but got distracted and oops, the baby died.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:33 |
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abort the bsaby
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:37 |
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Once a man sperm invade a egg it start. A egg attach to wall of a babie intestine a special growth in your meat purpose of grow a babie. Here it come, shething. Encase it in a little sausage meat bag for you meat girl and your internal brines prepare and nutricize a babie. It is slow slow slow to grow, that you know. 1-16 months depends on a type of babie. Deadbabie 3 month max, greenbabie 4 months and many, meatbabie up to 16 months.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:38 |
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OK I got baby cleaned up (thanks for the advice not to use tongue, very helpful) and changed but she keeps taking off the diaper. These velcro tabs aren't doing doing it. Suggestions for making her diaper stay on?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:42 |
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No.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:43 |
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Nameless_Steve posted:OK I got baby cleaned up (thanks for the advice not to use tongue, very helpful) and changed but she keeps taking off the diaper. These velcro tabs aren't doing doing it. Suggestions for making her diaper stay on? A babie get B-I-G-G-E-R-R-R-R-Rrrr. It grow and grow and give a little hop and a little shout within a intestine. It drink your flavor vitamins, from inside, not like a root. Not like a slow leech into a soil. Time is come for a jubilix! Notify your she friend it is a babie showing! The quickmeat gathers to discuss the important occasion. Hang a thing in a door, on a pillar, give a shout. HOORAY! A babie is comin' soon. HOORAY! You put a babie in your midst! The juices glug and you put a food in a mouth.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:43 |
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I'm thinking duct tape, maybe staples if I get desperate
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 17:48 |
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lick the poo poo
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 21:54 |
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Snatch Duster posted:cool Louis ck joke louis ck, the first and only man to ever have to change a baby girls diaper.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:13 |
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I wish you luck in learning to be a daddy op.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:26 |
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Nameless_Steve posted:How do I get the poop out of her little baby vagina?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:34 |
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get a firm grip on the top of the skull and use it to lift her up as you hose her down outdoors
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:35 |
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Robo Reagan posted:Once a man sperm invade a egg it start. A egg attach to wall of a babie intestine a special growth in your meat purpose of grow a babie. Here it come, shething. this, OP.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:44 |
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great another "my baby has poo poo in her vagina" thread. can someone just make a megathread already?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:48 |
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Inevitable posted:I've already called the FBI op.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:48 |
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op's daughter here, my baby vag is p clean now thx all
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 00:02 |
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have the woman of the house do it.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 00:03 |
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donate it to pamperchu
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 00:04 |
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 00:05 |
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what the gently caress
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