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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
This is the thread where you complain about problems that no other poster can help you with, or you refuse to do anything to change, or whatever. Just be sad about your problems or freak out about the minor responsibilities you have to deal with.

I'll start. I'm fat and I started exercising but I'm not losing weight as fast I'd like. I'm losing weight at a reasonable pace, but I want it to happen immediately. This isn't really a problem but I want to complain about it anyway

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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

ugh you even got the name wrong, it's supposed to be crywank island

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




blood is coming out of my butt and pee hole

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
im gay!!!!!!!!!!!!

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

Portals posted:

ugh you even got the name wrong, it's supposed to be crywank island

sounds like ur sad about a problem you cant do anything about welcome

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Whatever you say fatass

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

hemale in pain posted:

blood is coming out of my butt and pee hole

ah, glad to know theres more than one goon with a butt problem

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Portals posted:

ugh you even got the name wrong, it's supposed to be crywank island

You should have made the thread then, if you're gonna be so picky about the title.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
its crywank you idiot

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i for one, really like cookies, and eat too many of them, so i dont buy them at the supermarket to maintain my figure.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Portals posted:

ugh you even got the name wrong, it's supposed to be crywank island

Sadmans ruin everything

Oh fixed it ok, crywank away

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Portals posted:

ugh you even got the name wrong, it's supposed to be crywank island

fixed

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

my dicks too big

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

thnx

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
nice try pal but I prefer to vent where a couple of animal planet spinsters have to read it

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Cucking Mama posted:

nice try pal but I prefer to vent where a couple of animal planet spinsters have to read it

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Cucking Mama posted:

nice try pal but I prefer to vent where a couple of animal planet spinsters have to read it

Cry cry I don't want to cry in the appropriate cryspace.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Cucking Mama posted:

nice try pal but I prefer to vent where a couple of animal planet spinsters have to read it

Yeah, this thread is doomed to failure. People sad out in ladythread because they want a woman to stroke their hair and tell them they're good enough just the way they are.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Parallax Scroll posted:

my dicks too big

same but for my anus

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
so do you cry then wank, wank while crying, or wank then cry

just want to make sure im doing this right

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

boom boom boom posted:

Yeah, this thread is doomed to failure. People sad out in ladythread because they want a woman to stroke their hair and tell them they're good enough just the way they are.

That never happens tho, that's when they wank

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

boom boom boom posted:

Yeah, this thread is doomed to failure. People sad out in ladythread because they want a woman to stroke their hair and tell them they're good enough just the way they are.

anime

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

hemale in pain posted:

same but for my anus

check your PMs

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
i thought crywank island was a name for japan like the uk is knifecrime island

sorely disappointed

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Isn't that why we have E/N?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Gatts posted:

Isn't that why we have E/N?

I thought e/n was for multi page posts about how dumb your roomates are or how hard it is to get your parents to pay for mail order hormones.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Lately, I've been losing my sight and I don't know why

\:saddowns:/

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Parallax Scroll posted:

my dicks too big

for your teeny tiny t-rex hands maybe

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

Lately, I've been losing my sight and I don't know why

\:saddowns:/

open your eyes

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
this game on steam isn't downloading fast enough for my liking and i want to play it right now :cry::fh:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



im profoundly depressed all the time and i only numb the almost-overwhelming ennui with drugs, lol

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Robo Reagan posted:

open your eyes

Welp, that was easy

thanks Robo Reagan!

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
I only sort of feel like pooping

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fandyien posted:

im profoundly depressed all the time and i only numb the almost-overwhelming ennui with drugs, lol

keep doing drugs, simple

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ReptileChillock posted:

I only sort of feel like pooping

a bowel movement is a special thing and should only be done when the time is right

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I really wish I could touch a boob right now :(

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i gotta headache

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

NecroMonster posted:

i gotta headache

sever

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Inevitable posted:

I really wish I could touch a boob right now :(

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Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Inevitable posted:

I really wish I could touch a boob right now :(

You sound fat, you can touch your own.

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