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I never wash my hands after using a public restroom. Unless something gets on me. Otherwise, I figure I'm as clean as when I walked in. Besides, the sink is usually filthier than I am. I'm convinced that many of the men I see frantically washing up do not do the same thing at home. Americans are obsessed with appearances and have an unhealthy fixation on cleanliness. Relax, boys. It's only your dick. If it's so dirty that after handling it you need to wash your hands, you may as well just go ahead and scrub your dick while you're at it. Tell the truth. Wouldn't you like to see some guy trying to dry his genitals with one of those forced-air blowing machines that are mounted four feet off the ground?
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I don't wash my hands at home because I know I just cleaned the door handle, and the shitter, and the toilet paper roll holder. You nasty.
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Aug 7, 2014 23:58
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I only wash my hands when I poo poo on them. And that happens 2, maybe 3 times a week tops.
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Aug 7, 2014 23:58
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i wont even shake another mans hand unless its covered in smegma
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Aug 8, 2014 00:00
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I only run the water don't even touch it
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Aug 8, 2014 00:01
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I only wash my hands when I poo poo on them. And that happens 2, maybe 3 times a week tops. RIP
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Aug 8, 2014 00:22
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I don't wash my hands, but I do like to pat other guys on the back while pissing.
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Aug 8, 2014 00:25
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You cause the Ebola
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Aug 8, 2014 06:14
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I wash them, but I don't ever dry them. I enjoy shaking everyone's hand and putting my soaked hands on peoples shoulders.
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Aug 8, 2014 06:18
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OP, you best hope you don't do that in front of me because I will literally shoot you.
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Aug 8, 2014 06:20
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Chris Awful posted:I never wash my hands after using a public restroom. Unless something gets on me. Otherwise, I figure I'm as clean as when I walked in. Besides, the sink is usually filthier than I am. I'm convinced that many of the men I see frantically washing up do not do the same thing at home. Americans are obsessed with appearances and have an unhealthy fixation on cleanliness. You are a disease vector. gently caress you. Wash your loving hands jackass.
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Aug 8, 2014 06:23
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my own dick is clean but the other guys dick///?
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Aug 8, 2014 06:23
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Helical Nightmares posted:You are a disease vector. gently caress you. Wash your loving hands jackass. What diseases would one transmit after touching their own undiseased penis?
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Aug 8, 2014 06:24
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neato burrito posted:What diseases would one transmit after touching their own undiseased penis? All penises are diseased, you love penis so much then marry it
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Aug 8, 2014 06:26
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neato burrito posted:What diseases would one transmit after touching their own undiseased penis? this is a seminal issue
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Aug 8, 2014 06:42
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take the 30 seconds and wash your hands you gross goony fucker
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Aug 8, 2014 06:51
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Aug 8, 2014 06:54
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my dick is cleaner than the taps in a public restroom i agree
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Aug 8, 2014 07:03
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20 seconds is longer than you think
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Aug 8, 2014 07:07
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you gonna get ebola and dissolve into poo poo pudding.
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Aug 8, 2014 07:08
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I wash my hands even at home, because i am not a trash creature which lives in celebration of filth
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Aug 8, 2014 07:10
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by washing your hands you are gf
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Aug 8, 2014 07:10
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I don't wash my hands either unless someone else is in the bathroom with me or I poo poo. Urine is almost sterile, barring no urinary tract infection, and the shaft of your penis just has normal human flora.
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Aug 8, 2014 07:13
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Same, OP. Unless I get something on my hands I pretty much don't wash either.Helical Nightmares posted:You are a disease vector. gently caress you. Wash your loving hands jackass. How though he isn't touching anything in the bathroom except the door handle urine is sterile anyway if anything this 'WASH EVERY TIME! DISINFECT EVERYTHING!' thing white middle aged moms have going on causes stronger forms of bacteria and viruses to evolve as they continually wipe out 99.9% of the 'weaker' bacteria. and your immune system needs some practice anyway otherwise when it does have to fight the flu it'll get stomped.
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Aug 8, 2014 07:14
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These instructions won't work unless you make sure to use one paper towel to turn the sink off and a different paper towel to dry your hands. Otherwise you're smearing dick germs all over your hands from that guy who pretended he knew basic hygiene by just letting the water run for a while Moridin920 posted:and your immune system needs some practice anyway otherwise when it does have to fight the flu it'll get stomped. Actually, some diseases like bird flu are more dangerous to people with strong immune systems because they get extremely high fevers that can kill them from the bodys aggressive reaction to the virus. Judging from my own experience you don't get sick as often, but when you finally do it feels like you're going to die. r u ready to WALK fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Aug 8, 2014 |
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Aug 8, 2014 07:55
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error1 posted:These instructions won't work unless you make sure to use one paper towel to turn the sink off and a different paper towel to dry your hands. Otherwise you're smearing dick germs all over your hands from that guy who pretended he knew basic hygiene by just letting the water run for a while and use another paper towel to turn the knob and open the door for all the troglodytes that didn't even bother washing their hands.
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Aug 8, 2014 07:57
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whenev i scartach my euyes i make sure to finger my butt before i do that way i get some antiseptic butt germs onto my eyes to keep them NICE and clean *winks at u slyly*
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Aug 8, 2014 07:59
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ilikedirt posted:whenev i scartach my euyes i make sure to finger my butt before i do that way i get some antiseptic butt germs onto my eyes to keep them NICE and clean *winks at u slyly* enjoy your extremely painful bouts of pink eye. whatev floats ya boat friend!
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Aug 8, 2014 08:01
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I don't always wash my hands. But I do grab a paper towel to use on the door handle
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Aug 8, 2014 08:03
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Tsinava posted:enjoy your extremely painful bouts of pink eye. whatev floats ya boat friend! jokes on u im always high so its impossible to tell if i ha ve pinkeye 
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Aug 8, 2014 08:03
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also people, people? *claps repeatedly in a very sanctimonious lovely manner to get attention* all those signs in the bathroom that tell you to wash your hands are so you don't get pink eye, which is contagious and really freaking gross.
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Aug 8, 2014 08:04
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Tsinava posted:also people, people? *claps repeatedly in a very sanctimonious lovely manner to get attention* yeah if you get poo poo on your hands then don't wash them anyway then stick your poo poo finger into your eye liking a loving moron those signs are for employees and are mandated by law
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Aug 8, 2014 08:19
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Your butt is the cleanest part of your body, so really we should be shaking butts, not hands.
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Aug 8, 2014 08:25
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Moridin920 posted:yeah if you get poo poo on your hands then don't wash them anyway then stick your poo poo finger into your eye liking a loving moron wash your drat hands you slob.
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Aug 8, 2014 08:27
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Tsinava posted:wash your drat hands you slob. only if I need to gotta make a judgement call every time i'm the decider
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Aug 8, 2014 08:27
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Moridin920 posted:yeah if you get poo poo on your hands then don't wash them anyway then stick your poo poo finger into your eye liking a loving moron most people eat using hands as well.
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Aug 8, 2014 08:31
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DeepQantas posted:Your butt is the cleanest part of your body, so really we should be shaking butts, not hands. Its an honor to meet you, mr president *president and me twerk at each other*
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Aug 8, 2014 08:33
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lesbian baphomet posted:most people eat using hands as well. well again if you get poo poo on your hands you wash them otherwise it probably isn't necessary unless you rub your fingers on your butthole every time you go take a piss or something chances are you are touching some nastier poo poo out in the world and then not washing your hands before eating than your dick.
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also you can give someone pink eye by farting on their face. hosed up but true. i hope nobody uses this knowledge for evil.
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