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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Negative Entropy posted:

I would bet that most intelligent life has ugly and checkered pasts and a penchant for domination, mainly due to gene-centered evolution which hardwires lifeforms to eliminate or subvert competing genotypes (i.e. different races, ethicities) and predators. Aliens might look and perceive differently but they're probably cunts just like us.

quote:

From The Killing Star by Charles Pellegrino and George Zebrowski
The great silence (i.e. absence of SETI signals from alien civilizations) is perhaps the strongest indicator of all that high relativistic velocities are attainable and that everybody out there knows it.

The sobering truth is that relativistic civilizations are a potential nightmare to anyone living within range of them. The problem is that objects traveling at an appreciable fraction of light speed are never where you see them when you see them (i.e., light-speed lag). Relativistic rockets, if their owners turn out to be less than benevolent, are both totally unstoppable and totally destructive. A starship weighing in at 1,500 tons (approximately the weight of a fully fueled space shuttle sitting on the launchpad) impacting an earthlike planet at "only" 30 percent of lightspeed will release 1.5 million megatons of energy -- an explosive force equivalent to 150 times today's global nuclear arsenal... (ed note: this means the freaking thing has about nine hundred mega-Ricks of damage!)

I'm not going to talk about ideas. I'm going to talk about reality. It will probably not be good for us ever to build and fire up an antimatter engine. According to Powell, given the proper detecting devices, a Valkyrie engine burn could be seen out to a radius of several light-years and may draw us into a game we'd rather not play, a game in which, if we appear to be even the vaguest threat to another civilization and if the resources are available to eliminate us, then it is logical to do so.

The game plan is, in its simplest terms, the relativistic inverse to the golden rule: "Do unto the other fellow as he would do unto you and do it first."...

When we put our heads together and tried to list everything we could say with certainty about other civilizations, without having actually met them, all that we knew boiled down to three simple laws of alien behavior:

THEIR SURVIVAL WILL BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR SURVIVAL.

If an alien species has to choose between them and us, they won't choose us. It is difficult to imagine a contrary case; species don't survive by being self-sacrificing.
WIMPS DON'T BECOME TOP DOGS.

No species makes it to the top by being passive. The species in charge of any given planet will be highly intelligent, alert, aggressive, and ruthless when necessary.
THEY WILL ASSUME THAT THE FIRST TWO LAWS APPLY TO US.

...

Your thinking still seems a bit narrow. Consider several broadening ideas:

Sure, relativistic bombs are powerful because the antagonist has already invested huge energies in them that can be released quickly, and they're hard to hit. But they are costly investments and necessarily reduce other activities the species could explore. For example:
Dispersal of the species into many small, hard-to-see targets, such as asteroids, buried civilizations, cometary nuclei, various space habitats. These are hard to wipe out.
But wait -- while relativistic bombs are readily visible to us in foresight, they hardly represent the end point in foreseeable technology. What will humans of, say, two centuries hence think of as the "obvious" lethal effect? Five centuries? A hundred? Personally I'd pick some rampaging self-reproducing thingy (mechanical or organic), then sneak it into all the biospheres I wanted to destroy. My point here is that no particular physical effect -- with its pluses, minuses, and trade-offs -- is likely to dominate the thinking of the galaxy.
So what might really aged civilizations do? Disperse, of course, and also not attack new arrivals in the galaxy, for fear that they might not get them all. Why? Because revenge is probably selected for in surviving species, and anybody truly looking out for long-term interests will not want to leave a youthful species with a grudge, sneaking around behind its back...

I agree with most parts of points 2, 3, and 4. As for point 1, it is cheaper than you think. You mention self-replicating machines in point 3, and while it is true that relativistic rockets require planetary power supplies, it is also true that we can power the whole Earth with a field of solar cells adding up to barely more than 200-by-200 kilometers, drawn out into a narrow band around the Moon's equator. Self-replicating robots could accomplish this task with only the cost of developing the first twenty or thirty machines. And once we're powering the Earth practically free of charge, why not let the robots keep building panels on the Lunar far side? Add a few self-replicating linear accelerator-building factories, and plug the accelerators into the panels, and you could produce enough anti-hydrogen to launch a starship every year. But why stop at the Moon? Have you looked at Mercury lately? ...

Dr. Wells has obviously bought into the view of a friendly galaxy. This view is based upon the argument that unless we humans conquer our self-destructive warlike tendencies, we will wipe out our species and no longer be a threat to extrasolar civilizations. All well and good up to this point.

But then these optimists make the jump: If we are wise enough to survive and not wipe ourselves out, we will be peaceful -- so peaceful that we will not wipe anybody else out, and as we are below on Earth, so other people will be above.

This is a non sequitur, because there is no guarantee that one follows the other, and for a very important reason: "They" are not part of our species.

Before we proceed any further, try the following thought experiment: watch the films Platoon and Aliens together and ask yourself if the plot lines don't quickly blur and become indistinguishable. You'll recall that in Vietnam, American troops were taught to regard the enemy as "Charlie" or "Gook," dehumanizing words that made "them" easier to kill. In like manner, the British, Spanish, and French conquests of the discovery period were made easier by declaring dark- or red- or yellow-skinned people as something less than human, as a godless, faceless "them," as literally another species.

Presumably there is some sort of inhibition against killing another member of our own species, because we have to work to overcome it...

But the rules do not apply to other species. Both humans and wolves lack inhibitions against killing chickens.

Humans kill other species all the time, even those with which we share the common bond of high intelligence. As you read this, hundreds of dolphins are being killed by tuna fishermen and drift netters. The killing goes on and on, and dolphins are not even a threat to us.

As near as we can tell, there is no inhibition against killing another species simply because it displays a high intelligence. So, as much as we love him, Carl Sagan's theory that if a species makes it to the top and does not blow itself apart, then it will be nice to other intelligent species is probably wrong. Once you admit interstellar species will not necessarily be nice to one another simply by virtue of having survived, then you open up this whole nightmare of relativistic civilizations exterminating one another.

It's an entirely new situation, emerging from the physical possibilities that will face any species that can overcome the natural interstellar quarantine of its solar system. The choices seem unforgiving, and the mind struggles to imagine circumstances under which an interstellar species might make contact without triggering the realization that it can't afford to be proven wrong in its fears.

Got that? We can't afford to wait to be proven wrong.

They won't come to get our resources or our knowledge or our women or even because they're just mean and want power over us. They'll come to destroy us to insure their survival, even if we're no apparent threat, because species death is just too much to risk, however remote the risk...

The most humbling feature of the relativistic bomb is that even if you happen to see it coming, its exact motion and position can never be determined; and given a technology even a hundred orders of magnitude above our own, you cannot hope to intercept one of these weapons. It often happens, in these discussions, that an expression from the old west arises: "God made some men bigger and stronger than others, but Mr. Colt made all men equal." Variations on Mr. Colt's weapon are still popular today, even in a society that possesses hydrogen bombs. Similarly, no matter how advanced civilizations grow, the relativistic bomb is not likely to go away...

We ask that you try just one more thought experiment. Imagine yourself taking a stroll through Manhattan, somewhere north of 68th street, deep inside Central Park, late at night. It would be nice to meet someone friendly, but you know that the park is dangerous at night. That's when the monsters come out. There's always a strong undercurrent of drug dealings, muggings, and occasional homicides.

It is not easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys. They dress alike, and the weapons are concealed. The only difference is intent, and you can't read minds.

Stay in the dark long enough and you may hear an occasional distance shriek or blunder across a body.

How do you survive the night? The last thing you want to do is shout, "I'm here!" The next to last thing you want to do is reply to someone who shouts, "I'm a friend!"

What you would like to do is find a policeman, or get out of the park. But you don't want to make noise or move towards a light where you might be spotted, and it is difficult to find either a policeman or your way out without making yourself known. Your safest option is to hunker down and wait for daylight, then safely walk out.

There are, of course, a few obvious differences between Central Park and the universe.

There is no policeman.

There is no way out.

And the night never ends.

don't read that book though it sucks

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Battlestar Galactigoon.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


The internet is a new form of communication invented by humans. It will change the nature of society and human interaction. It already is, I think. Look at us losers.

What happens to humanity when we're able to quite literally access a hive mind?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
Wtf no denisovans in poll A and B you need a new book op cuz this

quote:

Art began about 20,000 years ago.

is straight up bullshit there are representational (Venus) statues going back 40000 years, and non representational art is probably millions of years old back to when the first pre human gay apes or hominids smeared ashes in their buttholes to attract more dicks and to explore the expression of their primordial I'm gay angst

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I can't wait for when I have to install adblock in my brain-plug so I can skip over all the commercials that pop up in my mind-stream.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

nomadologique posted:

Wtf no denisovans in poll A and B you need a new book op cuz this


is straight up bullshit there are representational (Venus) statues going back 40000 years, and non representational art is probably millions of years old back to when the first pre human gay apes or hominids smeared ashes in their buttholes to attract more dicks and to explore the expression of their primordial I'm gay angst

Yeah, I was wrong with that number. I didn't think the Venus statues went that far back though.

Also, the first cave art is in Australia of all places, circa 45,000 years ago.

I'm sure there's jewelry that's far older, and I guess you could count body paint as art.

But I think art itself is the creation of humans. One of our defining traits.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
i cant wait 2 die

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

lol literally the history of western civilization with everyone else as recurrent side characters + the first people are white ??? racist bullshit

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
40,000 years ago



ffwd to modern day, we have air flight, space flight, microchips and nanotechnology ...


then we produce this

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

redshirt posted:

Yeah, I was wrong with that number. I didn't think the Venus statues went that far back though.

Also, the first cave art is in Australia of all places, circa 45,000 years ago.

I'm sure there's jewelry that's far older, and I guess you could count body paint as art.

But I think art itself is the creation of humans. One of our defining traits.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Hohle_Fels "35000 to 40000" so I overshot a tad

E: oh wait poo poo there's also this guy http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_man

That's cool about Australian cave art I didn't know it went back further than statues.

There's no way art is (historically) exclusively human considering that contemporary non human animals (eg elephants) are capable of artistic creation.

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

tentative8e8op posted:

I super hope our generation will be able to effectively live forever, like, upload my mind into a machine please.
Are you a billionaire? Because billionaires might at some point in the near future, but if you aren't then I'm afraid you're SOL.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Question: In this book I've referenced, they have a map showing the locations of discoveries of pre-humans. You have the neaderthals concentrated in Europe for the most part.

Homo Erectus bones are all discovered in China and East Asia, and nowhere else.

Is it logical to conclude that the differences in appearance among humans AND the differences in culture originally stem from different populations of pre-humans?

Given the new discoveries of neaderthal and denisovian DNA in modern people, are we all, in fact, the "same"?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

redshirt posted:

Question: In this book I've referenced, they have a map showing the locations of discoveries of pre-humans. You have the neaderthals concentrated in Europe for the most part.

Homo Erectus bones are all discovered in China and East Asia, and nowhere else.

Is it logical to conclude that the differences in appearance among humans AND the differences in culture originally stem from different populations of pre-humans?

Given the new discoveries of neaderthal and denisovian DNA in modern people, are we all, in fact, the "same"?

ask again in 40 years some of these questions mighht have some consensus

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

nomadologique posted:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Hohle_Fels "35000 to 40000" so I overshot a tad

E: oh wait poo poo there's also this guy http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_man

That's cool about Australian cave art I didn't know it went back further than statues.

There's no way art is (historically) exclusively human considering that contemporary non human animals (eg elephants) are capable of artistic creation.

We have evidence of Neaderthal art - things they put in burials. But I recall a theory stating they adopted this behavior from humans.

I don't think it's controversial to consider art uniquely human.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Lawman 0 posted:

I have the same book op.

me too! my girlfirend picked it up in a thrift store for five bucks. we like to get really baked and open it to random pages. cue like 30 minites of silence except for page turning

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Claven666 posted:

me too! my girlfirend picked it up in a thrift store for five bucks. we like to get really baked and open it to random pages. cue like 30 minites of silence except for page turning

It's great. One of my favorite maps is the one showing the colonization of the South Pacific by the Lapita culture from New Guinea. Those folks were bad rear end - how the gently caress did they find Hawaii, for example? Boggles the mind.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

redshirt posted:

I don't think it's controversial to consider art uniquely human.

I don't care about whether or not it's controversial lots of uncontroversial things have turned out to be bullshit and I strongly suspect this is one of those. Humans still, despite advance in science and philosophy, are struggling desperately to differentiate themselves from "lower" animals, and it's always painful to give up an age old marker of that difference.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

nomadologique posted:

I don't care about whether or not it's controversial lots of uncontroversial things have turned out to be bullshit and I strongly suspect this is one of those. Humans still, despite advance in science and philosophy, are struggling desperately to differentiate themselves from "lower" animals, and it's always painful to give up an age old marker of that difference.

No animal is creating art in the wild. That some captured elephants make art is more a product of their human captors than the animals themselves.

Did Erectus have art? There's no evidence. He had fire, and I'd argue fire is necessary for culture. So, maybe?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

tentative8e8op posted:

I super hope our generation will be able to effectively live forever, like, upload my mind into a machine please.

I hope your brain machine gets corrupted by someone uploading a ton of scat porn to it.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

SirEvelynTremble posted:

40,000 years ago



ffwd to modern day, we have air flight, space flight, microchips and nanotechnology ...


then we produce this


being against modern art is not only anti-feminist and anti-gay, it's also very republican

welcome to the 20th century, grandpa

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

redshirt posted:

No animal is creating art in the wild. That some captured elephants make art is more a product of their human captors than the animals themselves.

Did Erectus have art? There's no evidence. He had fire, and I'd argue fire is necessary for culture. So, maybe?

I think it's an open question whether animals are making art in the wild. Whether or not elephants learn art from humans doesn't change their artistic capacity.

I think humans are differentiated from other animals, and the evidence is all around us. But what exactly differentiates us is incredibly complex and as yet poorly articulated. This involves but is not reducible to our biological differentiation as a more or less stable and individuated species. I think any thorough articulation would involve art, but it's not as simple as "art is uniquely human," which is demonstrably false. I think it would require exploration of the variety of human relationships to art, like how much art we make, why we make art and what we use it for, what we think about our art, etc.

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
nice thread, Homo Aspergiensis

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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

nomadologique posted:

I think it's an open question whether animals are making art in the wild. Whether or not elephants learn art from humans doesn't change their artistic capacity.

I think humans are differentiated from other animals, and the evidence is all around us. But what exactly differentiates us is incredibly complex and as yet poorly articulated. This involves but is not reducible to our biological differentiation as a more or less stable and individuated species. I think any thorough articulation would involve art, but it's not as simple as "art is uniquely human," which is demonstrably false. I think it would require exploration of the variety of human relationships to art, like how much art we make, why we make art and what we use it for, what we think about our art, etc.

it does, they are threatened with beatings to follow their handler's instructions who is pulling on they ears. they are literally just following a motion someone else is making. elephants aint got no art

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
Poor elephants they should try being graphic designers lolololoololol

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
we have guided missiles and misguided men - barack obama

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
humanity will start as soon as the conglomeration of traits that make up your genome has been bred out of existence through a centuries long eugenics program, op

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

nomadologique posted:

I think it's an open question whether animals are making art in the wild. Whether or not elephants learn art from humans doesn't change their artistic capacity.

I think humans are differentiated from other animals, and the evidence is all around us. But what exactly differentiates us is incredibly complex and as yet poorly articulated. This involves but is not reducible to our biological differentiation as a more or less stable and individuated species. I think any thorough articulation would involve art, but it's not as simple as "art is uniquely human," which is demonstrably false. I think it would require exploration of the variety of human relationships to art, like how much art we make, why we make art and what we use it for, what we think about our art, etc.

I don't think it's demonstrably false at all. Your example of elephants making art is certainly not proof otherwise. Same with that famous gorilla that made art too. These examples of animal art are clearly created due to the promptings of their human handlers. I've never heard of an example of an elephant or gorilla making art in the wild, completely unrelated to humans.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Mulefisk posted:

being against modern art is not only anti-feminist and anti-gay, it's also very republican

welcome to the 20th century, grandpa

Agreed because you could infer that the simplicity if a lot of modern art counters the mass of information you receive every single second

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

redshirt posted:

I don't think it's demonstrably false at all. Your example of elephants making art is certainly not proof otherwise. Same with that famous gorilla that made art too. These examples of animal art are clearly created due to the promptings of their human handlers. I've never heard of an example of an elephant or gorilla making art in the wild, completely unrelated to humans.

dolphins like to make funny rings that are pretty complex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT-fctr32pE

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I unironnically hope that one day we bring dolphins, whales, elephants, and the great apes with us when we go colonize other star systems. :3:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Nature is art

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Lawman 0 posted:

I unironnically hope that one day we bring dolphins, whales, elephants, and the great apes with us when we go colonize other star systems. :3:

As if we'll see off-world colonization in our lifetimes, friend. No, those dreams are for future, as yet unborn humans.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Tangentally, is the lady in your AV getting it from behind in that picture? If not, what is going on there?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

redshirt posted:

As if we'll see off-world colonization in our lifetimes, friend. No, those dreams are for future, as yet unborn humans.

yeah :smith:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Blame Reagan.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
redshirt you should kill yourself, an action that is truly uniquely human

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Frostwerks posted:

redshirt you should kill yourself, an action that is truly uniquely human

I've been thinking about it, thanks for the reminder. :)

It's true though, does any other animal commit suicide if completely healthy?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i hope we explore the stars by uploading our brains to a computer and sending it into space since you won't need to worry about oxygen/food/water/etc and it would be a lot cheaper to have digitized humans explore the stars and play EVE online irl

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

redshirt posted:

I've been thinking about it, thanks for the reminder. :)

It's true though, does any other animal commit suicide if completely healthy?

whales

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Isn't beaching usually a consequence of some sickness with the whale? Or just stupidity?

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