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Tin Gang
Sep 27, 2007

Tin Gang posted:

showering has no effect on germs and is terrible for your skin. there is no good reason to do it
I hope apple kicks microsoft in the ball-mer

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


omg, he's nicholas cage

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003




lol

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
"nobody would pay $500 for a cell phone that is also an ipod"
*ignores the millions of people who already paid $400 for just an ipod and $100 for just a cell phone*

pram
Jun 10, 2001
welcome to the social

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
I'll squirt you if you squirt me back

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

nice pick up line for octopuses

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

PleasureKevin posted:

nice pick up line for octopuses
also piss fetishists

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

its u

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
well yeah

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
ok which one of you is this

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
it's my uncle steve

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

ok which one of you is this



one foot on the ground one foot in the cloud

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

homo punching bag posted:

one foot on the ground one foot in my butt

i had to quote this post to see if it was the result of cloud-to-butt

tokyosexwale
Jan 27, 2008

homo punching bag posted:

omg that's so emberassing. its like something nathan for you would suggest

bring back bill gates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL6fco19xXQ

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

the most yospos video

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lmao ijust saw a cortana ad on hulu. theyre actually advertising it. i saw a non technical women/childe addressing cortana

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
they are really misrepresenting the deep and complex character of cortana by displaying only one blue circle

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Neurolimal posted:

they are really misrepresenting the deep and complex character of cortana by displaying only one blue circle

yeah theres two very important blue circles on the in-game model

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

yeah theres two very important blue circles on the in-game model

Vagrancy
Oct 15, 2005
Master of procrastination

quote:

The next major version of Microsoft Windows — called “Threshold” — isn’t set to come out until next spring. But that has not stopped the company from testing out some very touchy-feely tag lines for it.



AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

cool they hired don draper

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

they probably honestly believe that the world needs windows

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

it does

pram
Jun 10, 2001

qirex posted:

they probably honestly believe that the world needs windows

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

qirex posted:

they probably honestly believe that the world needs windows

well we know for sure the world doesnt want lunix

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
windows 7 :twisted:

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
I like how they codenamed their release after the worst episode of the worst star trek

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


this is one of those things like when republicans name some pollution-allowing law the clean air act right?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

A Pinball Wizard posted:

I like how they codenamed their release after the worst episode of the worst star trek

windows sub rosa?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

qirex posted:

windows sub rosa?

touché

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

theflyingexecutive posted:

this is one of those things like when republicans name some pollution-allowing law the clean air act right?
personally engaging

(by that we mean advertising)

PhonyMcRingRing
Jun 6, 2002
i'm universally human in a digitally authentic way.

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

ive had to use excel all day

this is not a human way of operating:

code:
=IF([@[2nd Largest]]="CON",IF([@Largest]="LAB","LIB","LAB"),IF([@[2nd Largest]]="LIB",IF([@Largest]="CON","LAB","CON"),IF([@Largest]="LIB","LAB","LIB")))

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Nelson MandEULA posted:

ive had to use excel all day

this is not a human way of operating:

code:
=IF([@[2nd Largest]]="CON",IF([@Largest]="LAB","LIB","LAB"),IF([@[2nd Largest]]="LIB",IF([@Largest]="CON","LAB","CON"),IF([@Largest]="LIB","LAB","LIB")))

reported to OSHA

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
lol

http://compass.xbox.com/assets/6a/64/6a64df7d-7b46-4d01-899c-b99c24210738.mp4?n=ANVIL_BUNDLE_20140717_B.mp4

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

haha i like how that too

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

if i was an idiot and bought one of those that smily doodle on the controller would drive me CRAZY


ill be rubbing it all day

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Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

if i was an idiot and bought one of those that smily doodle on the controller would drive me CRAZY


ill be rubbing it all day

same except my penis

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