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von Braun: Broder Daniel Forever

okay, i get it. you want the highway. when i arrive in the PipeLand with my clear "abovie" mind, we will all bid farewell to the turtle. you know your time is up, "friendo".

# ? Aug 13, 2014 22:11

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:57

circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

Pedantra posted:

*opens secret door to ... the xbox one*

the sewer is an appropriate place for poop to be.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 22:13

tao of lmao

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Whenever my friends are complaining about the cost of living and how there's no way to shorten their commute without a raise, I laugh. The sewer is just sitting there, idiot.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 22:23

FartGhost

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Whenever my friends are complaining about the cost of living and how there's no way to shorten their commute without a raise, I laugh. The sewer is just sitting there, idiot.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 22:33

GoodbyeTurtles

the pipes lead anywhere and everywhere, but if you see me, the pipe man, blocking you're way i'll probably drown you

# ? Aug 13, 2014 22:35

bacalou

now we know what really happened to the ninja turtles

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:01

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

when i was a kid my parents needed to fix the sink so the called the pipeman i found them drowned the next morning they weren't even near any water so i'm not sure how that happened :shrug:

copy and paste this on five other thrads or the pipeman will come for you!!!!!!!

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:07

Drunk Driver Dad

pedantra, i dont appreciate you making this thread, telling people to go into my house. you do know what happened to arnie, do you not?

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:21

GoodbyeTurtles

watho posted:

when i was a kid my parents needed to fix the sink so the called the pipeman i found them drowned the next morning they weren't even near any water so i'm not sure how that happened

copy and paste this on five other thrads or the pipeman will come for you!!!!!!!

as the pipe man, you learn to store water inside of you're body in ways you wouldn't have known unless you were the pipe man

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:26

GoodbyeTurtles

you wonder, how it is that a pipe man comes to be, after getting into the pipes.you see, the pipe man has always been because to become the pipeman, you must kill and eat the pipeman before, to gain the trust of the pipes

my bones are soft and flexible now, you can see through my pale skin, you can see that i, and you, are all full of pipes. it is only fitting to live in the pipes, as they live in us

# ? Aug 14, 2014 12:30

Pedantra: by Lowtax

i want to know everything, experience everything, become one with the world, open my "perceptual cone" so to speak, and part of that means living in the sewers where i can piss and poo poo myself constantly without reproach or self-doubt.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 13:28

the unabonger

despite what the rumors might say, there are no alligators in the sewer... i know this because my entire existence is underneath the streets, in the sewers

# ? Aug 14, 2014 13:47

pig slut lisa: irl is good

The Fresh Prince posted:

despite what the rumors might say, there are no alligators in the sewer... i know this because my entire existence is underneath the streets, in the sewers

*wonders why you always wear a trenchcoat with the collar turned up and a fedora and sunglasses, as if you are hiding something, maybe scaly green skin*

# ? Aug 14, 2014 13:51

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Pedantra posted:

i want to know everything, experience everything, become one with the world, open my "perceptual cone" so to speak, and part of that means living in the sewers where i can piss and poo poo myself constantly without reproach or self-doubt.

just become an adult baby hth

# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:02

the unabonger

before one moves to the underground one must ask themselves, do i like poop? do i like darkness? do I like foraging through poop and darkness to eke out a meager existence based on waht the above ground people pass on?

edit: that actually sounds pretty appealing, hmmm

# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:13

dogcrash truther

I like watching women's butts as they walk

# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:24

Pedantra: by Lowtax

true, the sewer is the perfect place from which to imagine putting your penis into a lady

# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:34

google THIS

some of those grates give you a pretty good upskirt view

# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:45

FartGhost

If you want to pick up a dude you can use the line "come check out my manhole

" and then when you arrive see the look of surprise on his face when he realizes what you really meant

# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:50

GoodbyeTurtles

there are many pipe men, like me
they inhabit their pipe system their entire life, rarely venturing beyond their familiar single all encompassing wall
if a pipe man meets another pipe man, in the pipes, you can only hope to meet their feet end, or you may have to battle and in a 2ft wide pipe that can be difficult

# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:57

i am he

Just don't ask me to help you move! Haha, kidding! It's actually really easy to move to the showers so i can help you.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:08

GoodbyeTurtles

ran into another pipeman today, my head end at his feet end, he tried to kick but i took some toes before losing him down a main sewer

it is a dangerous world, the world of the pipe man

# ? Aug 16, 2014 09:09

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:57

thewizardofshoe

Um obviously if you're a Neil Gaiman fan you know the sewers are a fantastical place to live, now voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch, Natalie Dormer, and James "even my voice is sexy" McAvoy.

# ? Aug 16, 2014 09:14

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