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as none of you know I was involved in a motorcycle accident last week. The accident resulting in my gargantuan ballsack+testicles exploding on the gas tank and rendered me essentially a eunuch. life without balls has increased my quality of living. I get sleep at night because I no longer have to scour the deepest corners of the dark web for the perfect foot fetish interactive light yaoi vn. when women shudder at the sight of me, apathy reigns supreme instead of blind fury. brothers. join me in paradise. Destroy Your Balls.
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if you crashed a little harder my depression would be better now too
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Aug 14, 2014 15:48
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Step 1 to euphoria is total ball destruction. Step 2 is entering into an asexual relationship with Jesus Christ
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Aug 14, 2014 15:50
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maybe i'll understand the gospel more clearly if you post pics
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Aug 14, 2014 15:50
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OP are you triggered by uh spicy meat uh balls
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Aug 14, 2014 15:51
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The path to enlightenment is paved with the lack of desire if I desire to destroy my own balls I can never achieve it. I must present my balls in the street as an ascetic presents his bowl and wait
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Aug 14, 2014 15:54
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monkey cheese
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Aug 14, 2014 15:55
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geke rowsperg posted:monkey cheese I too call shenanigans on this fake and quite frankly random series of word salad
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Aug 14, 2014 15:59
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Sounds reasonable.
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Aug 14, 2014 16:01
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StarkWhite posted:maybe i'll understand the gospel more clearly if you post pics homegrown is illegal in this wasteland.
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Aug 14, 2014 16:04
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but the bible says you cant go to heaven if you smash your balls
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Aug 14, 2014 16:06
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im gay
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Aug 14, 2014 16:07
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god willed the 2004 Toyota something to pull out in front of me and end my balls. He works wonders.
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Aug 14, 2014 16:08
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I don't believe you
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Aug 14, 2014 17:45
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pics or it didn't happen e: riding a motorcycle in general has done wonderful things for my fight-or-flight response and general anxiety level.
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Aug 14, 2014 17:53
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i ride a motorcycle because i have a tiny/nonexsistant dick and balls
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Aug 14, 2014 17:55
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:homegrown is illegal in this wasteland. no balls, no foul.
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Aug 14, 2014 17:56
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:Step 1 to euphoria is total ball destruction. Step 2 is entering into an asexual relationship with Jesus Christ Take me, Jesus! Take me now! TAKE ME LONG AND HARD!
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Aug 14, 2014 17:57
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im pooping! posted:i ride a motorcycle because i have a tiny/nonexsistant dick and balls you just need balance in these things. in my case, normal dick, normal balls, underpowered motorcycle.
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Aug 14, 2014 17:59
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I owned a motorcycle and it managed to be both boring and dangerous all at once
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Aug 14, 2014 18:01
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agree. i just stick with it because it's cheaper than CBT
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