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Yesterday, as some of you remember, the forums went down. As any normal person, I was upset maybe even mad. but then i saw the "forums down girl" and all that negativity dissipated in the face of so much beauty. So my theory : women evolved cuteness as a defense mechanism against mens murderous rages ? sort of like neoteny  I'm preparing a more detailed presentation for the next TEDx talk so any help would be appreciated
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women being cute is a relatively recent development. up until about 100 years ago they were just weaker than men, so theres no way evolution had a role in this
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Aug 14, 2014 15:58
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im gay theres theory for you. human being
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Aug 14, 2014 15:59
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Decebal posted:So my theory : women evolved cuteness as a defense mechanism against mens murderous rages ? sort of like neoteny This is why white people are the most beautiful race on Earth, they have the most neotenic physical features and evolution treats neotany as a viable survival trait for infants.
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Aug 14, 2014 16:01
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Women are cute until they have babies as a ruse designed to put babies in them
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Aug 14, 2014 16:04
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Yaldabaoth posted:This is why white people are the most beautiful race on Earth, they have the most neotenic physical features and evolution treats neotany as a viable survival trait for infants. it's actually han chinese, sheesh
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Aug 14, 2014 16:06
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mookface posted:Women are cute until they have babies as a ruse designed to put babies in them cuteness could have multiple uses. like how hand can be used to kill and jerk off
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Aug 14, 2014 16:07
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I asked and it turns out you are wrong
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Aug 14, 2014 16:07
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- hi
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geke rowsperg posted:it's actually han chinese, sheesh I don't think you understand what neotany means
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Aug 14, 2014 16:09
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All you goons with sad boners for the forums down girl need to turn your computers off, go outside and have sex with the first thing you see. Be that a woman, a tree, your neighbor's dog or a weed wacker. Just get out there & do something that doesn't make you so prone to posting endless threads about a random stock image lady.
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Aug 14, 2014 16:38
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Trixie Hardcore posted:All you goons with sad boners for the forums down girl need to turn your computers off, go outside and have sex with the first thing you see. Be that a woman, a tree, your neighbor's dog or a weed wacker. Just get out there & do something that doesn't make you so prone to posting endless threads about a random stock image lady. someone sounds a bit jealous. Can't we admire beauty now jeez
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Aug 14, 2014 16:40
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My boner is the saddest of everyones
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Aug 14, 2014 16:46
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Trixie Hardcore posted:All you goons with sad boners for the forums down girl need to turn your computers off, go outside and have sex with the first thing you see. Be that a woman, a tree, your neighbor's dog or a weed wacker. Just get out there & do something that doesn't make you so prone to posting endless threads about a random stock image lady. Sounds suspiciously like Rape Culture idk.
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Aug 14, 2014 16:47
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Yaldabaoth posted:I don't think you understand what neotany means uh, ok?
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Aug 14, 2014 16:47
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my boner is crying right now
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Aug 14, 2014 16:48
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geke rowsperg posted:uh, ok? Big eyes are a part of neotany You said the most beautiful race was an asian one 
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Aug 14, 2014 17:01
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the forums went down?
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Lol @ this thread. I have a life so I didn't notice the forums were down. I hope lowtax paid for the rights to use the stock image. Fake edit: Hi Trixie! How ya doing?
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Aug 14, 2014 17:06
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Isn't it usually a robot
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Aug 14, 2014 17:12
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Decebal posted:someone sounds a bit jealous. Can't we admire beauty now jeez Look, I want to touch her boobs too but I'm not going to get weird about it. Junkfist posted:Sounds suspiciously like Rape Culture idk. Rape Culture is inescapable & no reason not to put your wiener in a weed whacker. Backweb posted:Fake edit: Hi Trixie! How ya doing? 
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Aug 14, 2014 18:00
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stop hitting on forum girls with downs?
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Aug 14, 2014 18:07
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Downsy girls need love too.
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Aug 14, 2014 18:18
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gd nicki
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Aug 14, 2014 18:30
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Move this thread to Paranormal/Conspiracy.
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Aug 14, 2014 18:31
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I've never seen a woman
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Aug 14, 2014 18:33
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Trixie Hardcore posted:All you goons with sad boners for the forums down girl need to turn your computers off, go outside and have sex with the first thing you see. Be that a woman, a tree, your neighbor's dog or a weed wacker. Just get out there & do something that doesn't make you so prone to posting endless threads about a random stock image lady. jealous?
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Aug 14, 2014 18:42
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Aug 14, 2014 19:07
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Mulefisk posted:jealous? Like most bisexual women when presented with an attractive lady that everybody likes I'm torn between wanting to be her and be on her, so yes, jealous & aroused.
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Aug 14, 2014 19:11
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I'm always turned on when a woman coordinates her outfit with her cars seat belt.
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Aug 14, 2014 19:34
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Wow perpetuating and reinforcing false narratives of misandry predicated through prepositions of objectification wow wow.
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Aug 15, 2014 00:54
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black american women have big asses because that's the kind of woman slave owners liked to rape
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Aug 15, 2014 01:04
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OP, that is not a theory. Do you you swear to tell the whole theory and nothing but the theory so help your black rear end?
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