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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Admit it, even your tiny schlong just falls out of the surprisingly loose fitting boxers. Idk why the labyrinth of cloth is so god drat short vs boxer briefs.

Briefs alone, let's not even go there.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Too tight on my oversized balls op, knit boxers are superior

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


CommNdo is best of all. My balls need to be free after shining a UV light on them all morning

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Like loose knit like a baby blanket

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
this thread is bound to spark controversy

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Zipper and/or button fly is uncomfortable. Same argument goes for boxers that have the button.

Also rolling around in bed sucks in boxers cause they don't stretch as easy

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


you should post pictures of men modeling these underwears in order to prove your point

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

pretty intense assertion op

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
banana hammock

Solstice
Mar 12, 2002

Non-violent for the entire family!
They're sexy imo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Zipper and/or button fly is uncomfortable. Same argument goes for boxers that have the button.

Also rolling around in bed sucks in boxers cause they don't stretch as easy

thats why i specified knit boxers

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cream_Filling posted:

thats why i specified knit boxers

Yeah but when you wear jeans you get the grandpa rear end

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
The correct answer is toga party all the time

Ghost of Eazy E
Feb 4, 2013

WANTED: BREAD OR ALIVE


I made the switch from boxers to boxer briefs last year. No regrets.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Silk/poly boxers are the heighest teir of underwear. Too bad they don't make them anymore.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Real men go commando. Wimps.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i agree with the op

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

Figure 2 in a series of 3
boxer briefs are lame and lovely because the legs ride up and you spend all drat day pulling them down again while sitting and looking like a mongo in the process

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cardiovorax posted:

Real men go commando. Wimps.

Pants making GBS threads just went to a whole new level for this guy

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Melchior posted:

boxer briefs are lame and lovely because the legs ride up and you spend all drat day pulling them down again while sitting and looking like a mongo in the process

or you could lose weight

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

C string or butt plug.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SPACE HOMOS posted:

C string or butt plug.

But what's gonna protect against dick drippings

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I like boxer briefs but I hate having to go over the fence at public urinals

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Alan Smithee posted:

But what's gonna protect against dick drippings

do the "helicopter" after peeing, alternatively a mouth.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Melchior posted:

boxer briefs are lame and lovely because the legs ride up and you spend all drat day pulling them down again while sitting and looking like a mongo in the process

lol

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

I can't respect a guy not willing to wear a thong 24/7.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SPACE HOMOS posted:

do the "helicopter" after peeing, alternatively a mouth.

Haven't you heard the adage "no matter how hard you shake a dance the last drop always falls in your pants"

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I like boxer briefs but I hate having to go over the fence at public urinals

Lol over the fence. There's an escape hatch! It's more labyrinthine and devious than boxers, but at least your dong don't pop out constantly

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

at least your dong don't pop out constantly
How exactly is this a bad thing again?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
bc dongs flopping against the harsher material of a pant leg vs the nice soft material of underwear is sadface

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Ladies underwear or bust.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I wish I could wear boxer briefs, but my varicocele in my left nut requires more support than boxer briefs can provide. I have to wear full on briefs now, or a jock strap.

georgesil
Aug 14, 2014
I tried to wear boxers but i always felt like going commando and God forbid to see a nice chick in a public space...

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

JakeP posted:

I wish I could wear boxer briefs, but my varicocele in my left nut requires more support than boxer briefs can provide. I have to wear full on briefs now, or a jock strap.

loving cut it off you have a spare

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Ghost of Eazy E posted:

I made the switch from boxers to boxer briefs last year. No regrets.

Same

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Boxer briefs help to greatly cut down on chaffing, a dire summer goon concern.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


I switched from briefs to box briefs, then 9/11 happened. No regrets!

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Zipper and/or button fly is uncomfortable. Same argument goes for boxers that have the button.

Also rolling around in bed sucks in boxers cause they don't stretch as easy

Lol you don't sleep naked. That's too funny

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
if you have a dick and balls boxer briefs are the way to go

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
pee dots will never not make me giggle

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