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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
So I was thinking about this last night. Every time Rita made her monsters grow she'd throw her staff / "wand" down to earth. Which would turn them into giant monsters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbkxaTU1Z0

The monster would eventually be defeated and explode. So they obviously didn't return the staff to her after it was done. So why didn't the rangers ever like smash the staff? Did they and maybe she just had like a thousand of these things?

Seriously, I mean, what gives?

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i'd give rita repulsa my staff, iykwim

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
who cares?

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

she went down and reclaimed the staff while the monsters were keeping the rangers occupied

close thread please :)

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

she went down and reclaimed the staff while the monsters were keeping the rangers occupied

close thread please :)

Okay maybe, but why did she just send one monster at a time too? Why not 50 at once?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
how rita got her staff back

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
sisterhood of the travelling staff

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



She also must've been throwing it at approximately the speed of light so why she couldn't just throw it at the power rangers and let the resulting explosion kill them all and probably the majority of the city they lived in is beyond me.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Verisimilidude posted:

She also must've been throwing it at approximately the speed of light so why she couldn't just throw it at the power rangers and let the resulting explosion kill them all and probably the majority of the city they lived in is beyond me.

Yeah also that staff had to be hella strong to survive reentry of the atmosphere.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

she buys them in bulk at sam's club, it's in one of the early episodes

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

LifeSizePotato posted:

she buys them in bulk at sam's club, it's in one of the early episodes

Nice. Is that where she gets the monsters from too?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Copley Depot posted:

i'd give rita repulsa my staff, iykwim

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin magic maybe?

gosh golly how does this evil witch magically get her staff back

idiot

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

SpazmasterX posted:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin magic maybe?

gosh golly how does this evil witch magically get her staff back

idiot

Well I'm just sayin if I was a power ranger and someone kept throwing this magic staff down that made things big in a very predictable fashion. Think they'd set a trap for it sometime ya know?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
after one thousand years I'm free

Office Thug
Jan 17, 2008

Luke Cage just shut you down!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3ZTpSWRi-Q&t=4s

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBSrP7ub6VA&t=4s

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

after one thousand years I'm free

anyone else bothered the moon had a blue sky

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

op i think u know :twisted:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Key and Peele are fantastic as always.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
ohh she's a thick bitch irl

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I always wondered what Lord Zedd's dick looks like.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I always wondered what Lord Zedd's dick looks like.

Well if it looks anything like the rest of him, red, sparkly, and ribbed with silver trim for her pleasure.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zute03nWWI

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I always wondered what Lord Zedd's dick looks like.

Skinless

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i cucked lord zedd and all i got was this staph

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Al Borland posted:

Well if it looks anything like the rest of him, red, sparkly, and ribbed with silver trim for her pleasure.

Go on...

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
9/10 says zordon gave it back every time he and rita got together in the broom closet

wtf was that robot doin during i wonder??

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

how did stella get her groove back?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Maybe she had a bunch made at the staff shop?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

nomadologique posted:

9/10 says zordon gave it back every time he and rita got together in the broom closet

wtf was that robot doin during i wonder??

Wsnt the robot gay in the fine tradition of romosexual butlers such as c3po

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I'd assume she would just have Goldar get it

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Arian_Samurai posted:

I'd assume she would just have Goldar get it

Yeah sounds like a Goldar job.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Hire a new one, jeez

Manpower

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


Die human being

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




the gay robot gave it back to her

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Regantor
Sep 9, 2013
Why not just throw the staff right at the megazord itself? If you grew one of the rangers up to a giant size whilst inside of it, they'd get all squished up and squeeze out of the cracks like meaty toothpaste. Problem solved!

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