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Ralphie.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 23:40

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# ? May 1, 2024 05:33

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Ben.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 23:41

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Shotgun (it's a double barrelled name)
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 23:49

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Drew.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 23:49

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# ? Aug 14, 2014 23:51

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# ? Aug 15, 2014 00:02

soybean

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# ? Aug 15, 2014 00:11

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# ? Aug 15, 2014 00:15

Tevryr

Neldor Fuldenborger

# ? Aug 15, 2014 02:17

Afro Doug

sigfried

# ? Aug 15, 2014 02:18

Stormyish

Speigle the Ladyman

# ? Aug 15, 2014 02:30

peanut

I'm posting to recommend against Skyler, Tyler and Taylor

# ? Aug 15, 2014 02:58

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

drilldo squirt

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:06

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bonerlord

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:13

gingerberger: Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Really trying to convince fiancee to let us name first boy Magnus. My reasoning was that he would never get messed with.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:30

gingerberger: Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Murder McKillyou

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:30

Matoi Ryuko

gingerberger posted:

Really trying to convince fiancee to let us name first boy Magnus. My reasoning was that he would never get messed with.

Tell her that this guy's name is Magnus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O5U0HNdygg

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:39

deep dish peat moss

I went to elementary school with a kid named Rex Hunter Fox and he went by Rex Hunter.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 04:02

Afro Doug

Sin�ad

# ? Aug 15, 2014 04:04

Morally Inept: by XyloJW

Gaylord

# ? Aug 15, 2014 04:22

Matoi Ryuko

Morally Inept posted:

Gaylord

That's your name, in real life.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 04:34

Morally Inept: by XyloJW

Matoi Ryuko posted:

That's your name, in real life.

That wasn't chill.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 04:37

Matoi Ryuko

Morally Inept posted:

That wasn't chill.

Is that so?

# ? Aug 15, 2014 04:37

google THIS

Morally Inept posted:

Gaylord

Dogfucker McZoophile
B. Stiality

# ? Aug 15, 2014 05:06

Afro Doug

knock knock
who's there
morally inept
*calls the aspca*

# ? Aug 15, 2014 05:11

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Afro Doug posted:

knock knock
who's there
morally inept
*calls the aspca*

all good names

# ? Aug 15, 2014 05:13

gingerberger: Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Tell her that this guy's name is Magnus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O5U0HNdygg

Got the name from Magnus Samuleson.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 05:42

Corn Glizzy

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# ? Aug 15, 2014 06:40

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peter venkman

# ? Aug 15, 2014 06:42

Corn Glizzy

TypicalPickle posted:

peter venkman

No, gently caress my kid, I'm calling dibs on this name

# ? Aug 15, 2014 06:44

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# ? Aug 15, 2014 06:55

gingerberger: Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

I knew a kid in college whose given name was "Lourde James Constable" it was such a badass name none of us believed him so we demanded to see his drivers licence.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 07:54