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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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There's a penalty :flag:

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Chad Henne will always play just well enough to win the job over whoever was signed to replace him.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Bears...

Guys...

The Jags are not this good.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Did the ref just say "before the snap, holding"? :raise:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Didn't really see anything there...

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

xeria posted:

Bears...

Guys...

The Jags are not this good.

BLASPHEMER

UNLEASH THE BORTLES

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Volkerball posted:

Chad Henne will always play just well enough to win the job over whoever was signed to replace him.

It's not hard to be better than Gabbert, at least.

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

Chokes McGee posted:

Did the ref just say "before the snap, holding"? :raise:

yeah I noticed that too.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


THe bears....are not very good on defense

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Bears defense: poop. it is poop.

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

xeria posted:

Bears...

Guys...

The Jags are not this good.

I'd legit love for the jags to Bortles into the playoffs but I wouldn't read too much into preseason. :v:

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Also poop: Those hideous Jags helmets.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Chokes McGee posted:

BLASPHEMER

UNLEASH THE BORTLES

If Henne's doing this, Bortles will obviously throw a TD with each pass :colbert:

DupaDupa posted:

I'd legit love for the jags to Bortles into the playoffs but I wouldn't read too much into preseason. :v:

Really, as long as he doesn't go full Gabbert, I'll consider it an improvement

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

Ramadu posted:

Also poop: Those hideous Jags helmets.

The matte black is pretty cool but then totally ruined by the gold at the back.

New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.
Nice moves Lee. Really juked em.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
How has Lee looked in training camp by the way?

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Vaders Jester posted:

The matte black is pretty cool but then totally ruined by the gold at the back.

It's one or the other. Either one alone is fine but combined its hideous

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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The key to the Bears defense is it's impossible to give up 10+ yard plays when they're within 10 yards of their own end zone.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Ramadu posted:

Also poop: Those hideous Jags helmets.
If only it looked cool like those rad Navy helmets.

New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.
No one can lead FG drives like Henne.

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

4th and goal at the 8 yard line I'd go for it there to get some practice. Kicking a 25 yard FG is a waste.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The key to the Bears defense is it's impossible to give up 10+ yard plays when they're within 10 yards of their own end zone.

So we're going to give up a field goal on every drive, then? :confused:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The key to the Bears defense is it's impossible to give up 10+ yard plays when they're within 10 yards of their own end zone.

Also, it helps if the other QB is Chad Henne.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

i wonder how much it'd cost to have gruden read me bedtime stories

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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jng2058 posted:

So we're going to give up a field goal on every drive, then? :confused:

We might get lucky enough to intercept the ball once or twice, but other than that, yeah probably.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Ramadu posted:

It's one or the other. Either one alone is fine but combined its hideous
Yeah

Major Operation
Jan 1, 2006

I wonder if Chad Henne is actually calling an audible for a rushed overthrow in those spots.

He's consistent. Can't deny him that.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Tetrix posted:

4th and goal at the 8 yard line I'd go for it there to get some practice. Kicking a 25 yard FG is a waste.

First team Jaguars offense is going to need a lot of practice going down the field to kick a field goal

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Wow, Blackish looks awful.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Eat it Bears!!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Bears special teams. :doh:

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Jags helmets are objectively the stupidest uniform-related thing in the NFL

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Can we get rid of Eric Weems?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Seriously though, why the hell is this Monday night football? I ESPN so lazy they couldn't make a different graphic?

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Justin Blackmon is never playing again right?

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Oh fer gently caress's sake. :doh:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Sour Diesel posted:

i wonder how much it'd cost to have gruden read me bedtime stories

"This guy, this Hansel kid. I tell you what, man, he's got the moves. Breadcrumbs, witch trickeration, he's got it all. I kind of like to call him the Hat Grinder, because I'm completely insane."

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

The SituAsian posted:

Justin Blackmon is never playing again right?
Probably?

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.
I don't really know why Weems is still the starting returner when he's looked terrible on every return.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Robbie Gould is the piece of corn in the giant turd that is Bears special teams.

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