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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Preseason Action! Bears vs Jaguars GDT. Eltrob
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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

TubeStank posted:

Soldier Field hosed half of the Bears team plus whoever had the unfortunate schedule forcing them to play there.

Still better than the old Veteran's Stadium turf.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Nice hit you shitbag

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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Cool thanks for late hitting our receiver on the ground

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xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
guys don't murder each other :smith:

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

 oh no

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 wow that was awful

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Oh 22 knew what he did immediately.

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DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.
Motherfucker do not hurt Alshon Jeffery

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Vaders Jester posted:

Fair point, well made :)

I might be biased just 'cause I see Soldier Field more often, but they're both Real Bad.

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Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

 How to get cut 101.

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bondster
May 6, 2007

 Man that was a pretty terrible hit.

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Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
why would you ever do that you stupid dick

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
has the man of the hour donned the field yet?

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I mean he hadn't been touched yet and and... yeah that was dumb.

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

 Looks like he just got the wind knocked out of him.

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Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

 how exactly is that a penalty? guy wasn't touched down yet

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Nice hit you shitbag
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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
God drat it Guy you know better

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Nice hit you shitbag

Jesus don't do that Jags.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Tetrix posted:

how exactly is that a penalty? guy wasn't touched down yet

That is why you touch him, you don't try and tackle a dude on the ground.

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Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes

Tetrix posted:

how exactly is that a penalty? guy wasn't touched down yet

because you literally just tap him with your hand and the play is over

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Tetrix posted:

how exactly is that a penalty? guy wasn't touched down yet

Driving his shoulder straight into his back at high force when he'd obviously given himself up

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
EVERBODY CLAP YO HANDS

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
please do not do that defenses it is real dumb

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Tetrix posted:

how exactly is that a penalty? guy wasn't touched down yet

He literally could have touched him with a hand but instead dove into him at full force. It was unnecessarily rough.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Tetrix posted:

how exactly is that a penalty? guy wasn't touched down yet

So you touch him, not do a flying headbutt

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Tetrix posted:

how exactly is that a penalty? guy wasn't touched down yet

He obviously gave himself up. He was waiting to be tapped.

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

 Leave my dude Alshon alone.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Tetrix posted:

how exactly is that a penalty? guy wasn't touched down yet
Covered under the "defenseless wide receiver" rule I think.

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New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.
Sin City 2: Eva Green's Boobs for 90 minutes

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Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

TubeStank posted:

He literally could have touched him with a hand but instead dove into him at full force. It was unnecessarily rough.

That's when you get a old fashioned butt slap in so everyone wins

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

New Division posted:

Sin City 2: Eva Green's Boobs for 90 minutes

I am entirely fine with this. Or any other part of Eva Green for that matter.

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Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

New Division posted:

Sin City 2: Eva Green's Boobs for 90 minutes

And Jessica "Holy poo poo, she's had two kids" Alba.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

New Division posted:

Sin City 2: Eva Green's Boobs for 90 minutes
Good movie.

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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
I'm not really worried with it being preseason and all, but the Bears running game has been very bad so far

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Democratic Pirate posted:

That's when you get a old fashioned butt slap in so everyone wins

Ah yes the "good play thanks for the stat padding bro" move.

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
seeing a lot of openness for receivers right there jags step it up

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Ummagumma posted:

I'm not really worried with it being preseason and all, but the Bears running game has been very bad so far
The Jaguars defensive line might be very good.

Might. Maybe.

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Dec 25, 2003

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