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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Preseason Action! Bears vs Jaguars GDT. Eltrob
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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

JT Jag posted:

I don't *think* Bortles is coming out next drive

But he might be.

It's Meester coming out for a retirement victory lap! He's commandeered a cart and has gone mad!

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Chokes McGee posted:

'kay, back to my cooking

Tony's, cajun sauce, salt and pepper with red kidney beans and long grain rice. I'm trying a secret ingredient. I'm cooking the rice in almond milk :getin:

Then gonna get my brandy on.

Bort will be unleashed momentarily.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Blake Bortles Blake Bortles Blake Bortles Blake Bortles Blake Bortles

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Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

 BLAKE BORTLES BLAKE BORTLES BLAKE BORTLES BLAKE BORTLES BLAKE BORTLES

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CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Tetrix posted:

BLAKE BORTLES BLAKE BORTLES BLAKE BORTLES BLAKE BORTLES BLAKE BORTLES
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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
we have arrived everyone

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BlackJosh
Sep 25, 2007
 Boom I can say my name all day!

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

TubeStank posted:

Bort will be unleashed momentarily.

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Chokes McGee, and I am the forums repesentative for the 1 in 1-3, Buh-LAKE BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTLES.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Threw at the feet of his receiver. My hopes for Bortles are dashed forever.

edit: threw a first down. My hopes are un-dashed.

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP

JT Jag posted:

What kind of stream is it, does it cut out during commercials or do you get weird commercials the streamer puts up of, like, Indian telecoms companies

Cuts out. It owns.


Bort.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

JT Jag posted:

Threw at the feet of his receiver. My hopes for Bortles are dashed forever.

Bortles is toying with your emotions, he missed that on purpose.

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xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

BlackJosh posted:

Boom I can say my name all day!

Erryday he's Bortlin'

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Definitely has a little zip on the ball doesn't he?

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

JT Jag posted:

Threw at the feet of his receiver. My hopes for Bortles are dashed forever.

There a decent pass, hope springs anew.

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Bortles bortles bortles bortles bortles

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 Now you're thinking with Bortles

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



 I will never tire of Gruden saying Bortles

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
woa nice throw duder

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
NAKED BORTLEG

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
wowza that was good

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Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
blakebortlesblakebortlesblakebortlesblakebortlesblakebortles

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Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

 wow that was either a dangerous pass or an awesome completion

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
That actually was uh

kinda good

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
That was a Favre-esque fake.

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bondster
May 6, 2007

 loving Bortles man.

That was a good throw

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Announcers are reading this thread

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xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
The new dreamiest quarterback :allears:

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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
BORTLE KOMBAT


dun dun dun dun dun dun

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Slate Action posted:

BLAKE BORTLES BLAKE BORTLES

blake bortles

Hmm yes. But have you considered: Blake Bortles

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Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
"Reminds me of Roethlisberger." but... you know... without the sex offences.

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Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

 Whoever is in charge of the forum code needs to make an autoplay "blakebortlesblakebortlesblakebortles' soundtrack asap

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Vaders Jester posted:

"Reminds me of Roethlisberger." but... you know... without the sex offences.

ben bortled in the bathroom

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Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
"blake bortles, blake bortles, blake bortles...."
"blake bortles?"
"BLAKE BORTLES!"

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
BLAKE BORTLES BLINK BORTLES BLOCK BONNELS BLOOK BARFTERS BRIAN ANGER

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
yikes. That was uh. A little high.

e: BEN ROTHLISBERGER USED TO DO ME LIKE THIS (:stonk:)

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Bud light is creating a town this summer

Can we use drones against it

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Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
BLAKE BORTLES BORT A BLAKE OF BORTLED BLAKERS

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Vaders Jester posted:

"Reminds me of Roethlisberger." but... you know... without the sex offences.

JT Jag posted:

Bortles is gonna go down in football history as "the big strong white quarterback who is mobile in the pocket and can take a hit, who isn't a rapist, and whose name is Blake Bortles"
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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
"Ben Roethlisberger, he used to do me like this"

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY BORTLES FOR gently caress;S SAKE

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